Warning: The subject matter in the following selection may be offensive to many readers as it deals with sexual activities involving a woman's monthly flow. It is submitted here as a result of numerous requests from women and men who have read my previous entries into this kinky area. Dedicated to Laura who made my imagination run wild.
All of my adult life I have debated what is the sexiest part of a woman's body. I know some men are leg lovers, some are ass worshippers, and some can't resist a big pair of boobies. As for me I have decided that it is all wonderful. In polite conversation you never hear about the best stuff though.
Guys will brag about fucking some woman while she begged for more. Some girls might speak of how nasty and great it was to give a guy a blow job and then squirm while he ate her out. I love talking to the rare ladies who can get down, dirty, and nasty. Laura is such a lady who can make me hard by just entering the room because I know that even if we don't touch the conversation will blow me away.
Neither of us knew about the other's kinky desires before we went out on our first date. In casual conversation around the office she had never told me that she loved trying all sorts of kinky things but one of her favorites dealt with assholes. She loved to have her asshole eaten out and loved tongue fucking her sex partners asshole any chance she got. It obviously never came up that my number one fetish was fucking; sucking and doing anything else I could do with a girl's pussy during her period.
Now, Laura is not a beauty queen but sexier than most ladies you will meet and the sexiest woman in the large office where we work. She stands about five and a half feet tall, has those sexy long legs and 36C tits. Her ass is absolutely fantastic as it is a beautiful heart shape and nice and plump. My God, when she walks away there is not a man alive who wouldn't get a woody watching the swaying of her hips.
We had worked together for about a year when I finally got the chance to ask her out as for the first time neither of us were dating anyone else seriously. Laura made sure to warn me that I should not expect anything sexual on the first date as she really liked to get to know a guy before anything like that happened; it might even be the third or fourth date. I agreed with her condition happily confident we would have a lot of fun together. I had no doubt that we would be going out again.
We both dressed to kill that evening. I wore my very tight fitting jeans that would have to be peeled off of my body which showed the bulge in front and the crack of my rear very well. Similarly, my shirt was tight enough to show Laura that I had been working out and had no extra fat on my chest or stomach.
Laura wore high heels and dark brown stockings topped by what could only be described as a sensual dress. The garment was black coming down to just below her knees. There was a slit to the waist on the side and it had a plunging neckline that drew you to her marvelous cleavage without quite showing anything.
Suddenly, I wasn't sure that I should have agreed that there would be no sexual activity on the first date as I wanted to rip the clothes off of her body in her living room before we even left. But, we did make it out of her house to a very nice restaurant and laughed and carried on all through dinner.
Even before we made it to the restaurant the sexual double talk and teasing had begun. Anything that had two meanings that was said elicited a giggle from us. Somehow during dinner we ended up talking about our worst dates. Laura said, "There was this guy and it was our fourth date and I was ready to fuck him and we were obviously having foreplay and you know what the asshole did?"
With a tent forming in my pants I answered, "No, what did the bum do?"
"I took his pecker into my mouth and swung my cunt into his face and asked him to eat my pussy but the son of a bitch refused. He thought it was fine that I should suck him off but cunts were too nasty to eat out. I popped his pecker out of my mouth, got dressed and left him laying there Dumb founded."
"It serves the idiot right. That reminds me of the sexy lady whose asshole I had just eaten out who then refused to eat out my butt hole. We kept dating but I never ate her shit hole again since she wouldn't do mine." I could see Laura squirm a little in her chair and wasn't sure if this talk was turning her on like it was me.
"Sounds fair to me after all why should you give and not get? Do you really like having your ass hole kissed?" she asked allowing her hand to fall onto my knee. "Oh shit yes; the only trouble is finding a woman that doesn't run the other direction when I bring it up. If we keep going out you will find that there isn't much I don't like doing."
"I have heard that before even from the guy who refused to eat my cunt. I have got to experience it to believe it. Come on and tell me another bad experience."
"Ok it was my third date with this gal and I had gotten her blouse and bra off and was really into sucking her boobs. She was really into it to as she had unzipped my pants and was rubbing my cock. Meanwhile, I had gotten my hand all the way up to her silky panties and was rubbing her crotch."
"That sounds pretty sexy to me I don't see a problem there," She responded giving my knee a squeeze. She was now hanging on every word.
"I was getting to the frustrating part. I started to push the crotch of the underwear to the side when she grabbed my hand and pulled it away. She told me that the panties were to stay where they were as it was that time of the month. I told her that I didn't care and that I loved red hot cherry pie. But, no matter how hard I begged and pleaded she wouldn't let me back under her panties. Hell, she wouldn't even let me hug my face and nose to her silky cloth covered crotch!"
"Shit, you may be just as kinky as you claim to be. None of my stories compare to that one. Somehow, going out with a guy and finding out he is impotent doesn't compare to that one. You aren't impotent are you?" The question surprised me until I realized that it was just part of our usual playing around.
"No, Laura, I ain't impotent just frustrated from time to time." The conversation began to head off in other directions as we finished our entrees. Then, the Waiter came up and refilled our wine glasses and asked us if we wanted dessert. Laura looked at me to see if I was going to have anything and I nodded my head in the affirmative.
"I'd like a piece of red hot cherry pie," she said in her sultriest voice. I followed her lead when I ordered.