Laura visits
Pam and Anne heard from Alan that Laura was in town for a couple of weeks. Laura was Alan's wife and the two live in the top flat of Pam's three storey town house. According to Alan when he visited to do some work in Pam's bathroom Laura was quite inhibited sexually. He had enjoyed playing some sex games with Pam and Anne, which often involved scat. In fact he had been back a few times since he did the bathroom tiles. The women had got him to work in the nude after initial reluctance and they, of course were nude as they plied him with tea and cakes!
Pam raised the invite to both Alan and Laura which had been mentioned before and finally they were coming for dinner. Pam was doing most of the cooking - she was a decent cook. They wondered what to wear. They were naked at the time, under aprons. Did they stay naked, just wearing aprons, as a shock tactic? They decided against that. So they came to the conclusion that what they would do is put shorts on under the aprons so when it came to 15 minutes before Alan and Laura were due to arrive they went and put the shorts on but they decided to insert butt plugs just in case the shorts did come off. Pam wore a blue one and Anne, the more feminine of the two, wore pink.
So, exactly on six, the door bell rang. Pam's part of the house had a separate external door to Alan and Laura's top flat. Alan and Laura were on the doorstep and Alan did the introductions. Laura was quite petite and pretty and was wearing a knee length sun dress. They presented Pam and Anne with a bottle of red wine and a gorgeous bunch of flowers. Both Pam and Anne expressed their gratitude saying the usual, "oh you shouldn't!" Alan was wearing a tee shirt and shorts. Pam offered drinks and a bottle of Prosecco came out of the fridge, where it had been chilling.
Pam's flat had a couple of leather sofas - leather for easy cleaning, of course, as Pam and Anne often did dirty things and had dirty arses! All the seats in the flat just required a wipe over. It obviated the need for towels to sit on, which seemed so naff. So Pam and Anne sat in one sofa and Alan and Laura in the other. Before they sat down Pam asked if Alan and Laura minded if they took their aprons off as both she and Anne had bare breasts.
"That's fine," said Laura. "Alan did warn me that you both spent a lot of time nude and that you might want to get naked. In fact, why don't we all get completely naked?" At this, Laura stood up and took the sun dress off over her head revealing that underneath she was, indeed, completely naked. "Do you have somewhere I can put this?" she asked.
To say that Pam and Anne were gobsmacked would be an understatement, clearly there was more to Laura than Alan had let on. But Pam offered to take Laura's dress and hang it up in her bedroom. She asked Alan if he wanted to undress too and he removed his tee shirt and shorts. Again he was naked underneath. Pam took the clothes to her room and when she returned she too was naked apart from socks and trainers. Anne was stripping off and took her shorts to her room after Pam came back, so as not to leave the guests on their own.
Anne was first to comment. "So are you used to being nude in company, Laura?"
"My parents were naturists before I was born. But that stopped until I was 18, because they didn't think it was appropriate for a child. I heard stories of my Aunty Jean and her outrageous behaviour. Apparently she was very skinny so that even when she stood up her buttocks didn't quite meet. And as she had terrible piles her anus was always quite prominent. She had difficulty keeping it really clean and although she always sat on a towel she left skid marks. A bit disgusting really - she also loved to put her hands on her hips and let out a raucous fart. When I met her she had her clothes on and she behaved perfectly. I think that she just liked to shock on these holidays. I did go on one naturist holiday with my parents just before I went to college. Aunty Jean wasn't there, though. By then she wasn't that well and had just moved into a care home. She's dead now poor thing. "
Both Pam and Anne thought the same thing. That Aunt Jean would probably have fitted right in with them. They wondered if she was into more than farting. That she shaved her intimate areas before it was fashionable would support that.
After they had finished the Prosecco Pam said that she needed to finish preparing the dinner so she put her apron back on. Laura asked if she could use the toilet so she was shown where the bathroom was - where Alan had replaced the tiles. However, she was in the toilet for a while. Eventually, she came to the bathroom door looking very embarrassed. "I can't find any toilet paper," she announced.
"Oh sorry," said Pam, "we usually have a shower after pooping, Laura, but I must confess that occasionally we don't bother till later in the day when we shower before bed. But we do have toilet paper. It's for the clients that I have in my photography business."
"I would prefer not to spend the evening with a shitty arse," replied Laura.
"Of course," said Pam, "we've rather got used to not bothering. It's never caused a problem. All the seats can be wiped down. You don't wipe the dog's or cat's bottom and yet you let them on the furniture."
Pam went to go into the bathroom to get the toilet paper out of the cupboard.
"Do you mind, I need to flush first," said Laura and went back into the bathroom to do just that and spray the air freshener.
Pam had to get down on her knees to get the toilet roll out of the bottom of the cupboard. Of course this revealed her bare arse with the blue butt plug in the centre in pride of place.
"That's cute," said Laura.
"What is?" asked Pam.
"The blue jewel in your arse."
"Oh the butt plug. Yes, I think it looks nice. It covers up my skin tag, which is a bit unsightly, and I think it feels great."
"I have never tried one," said Laura.
"We do have several between us, Anne and I. I could lend you one to try. It will be clean! Now would be a good time. It might surprise Alan - it might turn him on!"
"OK!"
Pam put the toilet roll on the roll holder. But Laura seemed not to notice. She said to Laura to follow her into her bedroom to choose one, which she did, oblivious to the fact that she hadn't actually wiped her arse.
Pam had a drawer full of butt plugs. Small ones, big ones, a devil one, several foxtails of different colours and several jewel ones of different colours. She had an ergonomic Freutoy that attaches to clothing which allows you to be dressed from the front but nude from the back, replacing the string of a G string with the plug.
"Which do you recommend?" she asked Pam. Pam picked out a green one which wasn't too big. "Will you put it in for me, if you don't mind Pam?" asked Laura.