"Wake up you fat slob," I said to my deadbeat ex-husband.
"What the hell's going on?" Joey asked.
"You haven't paid alimony in six months," I said. "That's what's going on."
"Yeah, you deadbeat," Sandy, my Mom retorted.
"Who's there, how come I can't move or see?" Joey said, sounding truly panicked.
Poor Joe was truly at a disadvantage. He really didn't know what was going on or what was about to happen. Much like our five years of marriage. We were both in our fifties when we got married, a little late but we had both been burned before and were gun shy.
"You're tied down and blindfolded, you big dummy," I said.
"But why?" Joey asked.
"Did you forget about the alimony I just mentioned?" I asked. Then added, "Told you he was dumb," All the other women laughed.
"Who...who's there?"
"You sound like an owl, Joey. I'm here of course. Then there's my mother Sandy, you remember her don't you Joey?"
"Hiya big boy," Sandy said in an exaggerated seductive voice.
"Then there's April and May. You remember them don't you? You said they should have been blondes because they were so dumb,"
"You said what?" April demanded. Her and May each grabbed a foot and started tickling it.
"Hey, stop, stop. I never said that." Joey protested.
"Sorry big guy, this is your punishment for not paying alimony like you agreed you would," I told my pathetic ex-husband.
Dressed only in his boxer briefs, which had moved from a large to an extra large, because he'd gained some weight. Joey had his arms over his head and his legs spread apart.
"Go," I said. April and May were still at Joey's feet so they attacked those, while Sandy and I got him under his arms.
Joey squirmed and bounced around and laughed like crazy. His big belly looked like a wave in the ocean. We tickled him nonstop for about fifteen minutes then Sandy yelled, "Switch!" and my Mom and I traded places with April and May.
"God, I never realized how fucking hairy he is," Mom said going up his leg to his upper thigh. I followed suit.
"You would after you'd slept with him for five years," I mumbled.
"How did you last so long?" April asked seriously.
"Two reasons. He's loaded but cheap," I replied.
"What's the other reason?" May asked.
"That!" I said pointing to my ex's dick flopping around in his undies like a huge lead pipe.
April and May's eyes were like saucers staring at Joey's bouncing dick.
"You wanna see it?" I asked.
"Umm," April said.
"I don't know..." May trailed off.
"Hell yeah!" Sandy said. "You told me enough about it, it'd be nice to see what the thing actually looks like."
"Be right back," I said and ran to get the scissors.
As soon as she was out of the room Sandy reached her hand inside Joey's shorts and grabbed a feel. "Holy shit, Joey," Sandy said. "Girls grab a quick feel before June comes back."
Even though they were unsure a moment ago both girls reached under Joey's short for a quick feel.
It's so long and hard," April exclaimed. Then Sandy reach back inside and started tickling Joey's balls.