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Lab Partners Ch. 1
"Aw yeah...this is hot..." he said, as I was faking an orgasm for the second time tonight.
Considering it took him forever to get hard, I have a difficult time believing that. My new lacy underwear didn't even help. When he saw them, all he said was "Wow!", then continued to yank on his semi-hard penis, willing it into an erection. And now he's been sawing away at me for the past 10 minutes. He usually doesn't, um, finish, so I thought my flailing around and moaning would do the trick.
When we first got married, we had sex often enough. A lot of that excitement was because we were trying to get pregnant. A year or two of that and we started to wonder if it was possible if we could. We finally went to the doctor and found out that Dylan had a low sperm count. Testosterone injections and vitamin supplements haven't helped. Ever since the diagnosis, we have not been very sexually compatible. 
"Oh God! Babe... your dick is so big!" That's one of Dylan's favorite things I say. And it's not a total lie. I met him when I was 19, so I hadn't experienced a lot of dick. His was five inches long but kinda thick. It was the biggest I'd ever had, and I happened to end up marrying him. Now, I've seen bigger ones, but only on very short, guilt-ridden searches on the internet. As far as I knew, that's really the only place they existed. I always tried to stay off those sites because they crowded my brain with too many erotic images.
I looked up at him and saw he was getting tired and needed a nudge over the edge. "Come with me" I whispered in his ear.
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit" he repeated as he swelled inside me and exhaled into the pillow. It was over, and now I can go back to scrolling on my phone.
As he pulled out, he hit me with the same line he always does, "That was good, right?"
I force an exhausted tone of voice and squeak out, "Always babe."
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"All right honey I've got to go. I'm at the coffee place. Yeah. Yup, love you too." I dropped my phone into my purse as I walked in and scanned the room for my bestie Lisa. We've been friends forever, and I look forward to these sit-downs so we can unload all of our frustrations onto each other. She's been married as long as I have, so she "gets me". The other girls at work are way younger and complain about petty crap, like their boyfriend's video game addiction or their roommate's lack of cleaning habits.
"Hey bitch! Over here!" Yes, Lisa is that loud kind of friend who doesn't care what she says or how loud she says it. She's also that friend where you are completely jealous of her body. Tall and thin, perfect boobs, great butt. Now she's earned that body because she runs, but she loves to run! That's not fair. I would look like that if I loved running...
"So... how are things with the Bot?  Any changes with his man bits?" The Bot is Lisa's nickname for my husband. She sees him as this soulless, utilitarian kind of thing that only does what it's told. Doesn't take charge, can't think on its own. She's not wrong.
"Yeah, no. Same old, same old."
"Still nothing going on in the bedroom? Did you try that lingerie website I use?" Lisa is convinced that sex is the only way to fix a pointless marriage. I hope she's wrong.
"Yeah, I ordered a couple of things. Wore one last night, a lacy bra and panties. It made no difference. I shaved everything off, you know, down there. He didn't even mention it. Did I tell you I got his initials tattooed on my ass? When I showed him, he said 'That's cool.'"
I must've looked drained saying that because Lisa got instantly sad.
"Oh, sweetie...I know I've said this before, but you deserve better! You're so beautiful and sexy. You're 5 foot nothing with huge tits and a peach of an ass! You could get any guy in here! And I bet they'd be happy to fulfill all your disgusting fantasies."
"Wh-what fantasies?" I asked, a little afraid of what she might say. We have never really discussed anything too risque, and she's not one to shy away from saying what's on her mind.
"Ha! You know you have a few. We all do. Luckily Jon and I live them out every once in a while so our sex life stays spicy. Come on, let me hear one."
"I... I um... I don't know..."
"Seriously?! Ok, I'll go first. My newest one is pretending Jon is a felon who just got released from prison and hasn't been with a woman in years. I can't wait to see what he does with that!" As she said all that, my mind started darting around, looking for one I could tell her that would end the conversation, but not be too embarrassing.
"Well, it would be nice if he took charge in the bedroom. You know, tell me to do things." Lisa looked unimpressed.
"Things. Things? Like what things?" I knew she wasn't going to give up until I got more specific, more nasty.
"Um, you know...stuff."
"Nope! No idea. What stuff?"
"Maybe not do stuff but...call me names? Like, um, slut?" I whispered.
"SLUT!? That it!? Shit, Jon called me that on our second date!" she bellowed.
"Jesus! Keep your voice down!"
"Honey, you need to start being honest with yourself! I don't believe that's your only fantasy. Also, if that IS all you've got, that's your innermost dream, it's not the Bot's fault you two are having issues. If you aren't thinking about or planning perverted things, why should he? Face your fantasies, and live them out! How about 2 guys at once? 3 guys? Anal? Breeding? Bukka-"
"SSHHH! All right! All right! I guess, um, I would like to see what a, um, bigger, um, bigger di- um penis w-would be like..."
"Now we're talking! I knew you had more. Well, now it's time to go home and tell him that." I blinked hard at that sentence. Tell him that? What the fuck does that mean?
"What, um, sorry, what the fuck does that mean?"
"Tell him! Go home, find your man, and tell him you want to get dicked down by a stranger's huge cock!" I have now sunk into the booth so no one can see me, face beet red, and started grabbing my purse.
"I got, um, yeah I gotta go."
"Sara, wait, we can talk about some...thing else..." She stopped talking because she saw I was staring into my purse with a horrified look on my face. I reached in, picked up my phone, and...
"H-hello?"
*Boop*
"What's wrong?"
"I was talking to the Bot, uh Dylan, on the way in and and and I g-guess I didn't hang up?"
"Fuuuuuuck. You think he heard, um, all that?"