Hangover Cures at the Spa
Author's Note: This story contains scenes of bisexual male and female sex, enemata, and fisting. If these are not your cup of tea please have my thanks for the interest and I'm sure you'll find the right story elsewhere on Lit.
"Wow, they look awful!" Carmen thought to herself as the four people entered the Spa as a group.
The two men were almost ashen, with really red eyes, and the women had hang-dog faces under bedraggled hair. All four were more stumbling than walking. The woman who looked the least destroyed spoke for them. "Do you have any hangover cures? We kind of spent too much time in the bar during the rain yesterday and last night, and want to feel good for tonight's party."
"Tonight's party is a Bacchanalia that is going to kill you four" thought Carmen, but she said "You guys are in real luck. We've had a couple of reservations cancel this morning, and have room to add four for a cleansing. Just have a seat" that was redundant since three were already sprawled, one sleeping, on the waiting room sofas "and I'll get your fixed right up!"
After a quick phone call to the back and two minutes of waiting, Carmen escorted Mark over to the group. All four were wiped out. The sleeping man, Carl, looked really out of shape slumped in the cushioned chair. His double chin was highlighted by the little drop of drool running from the side of his mouth as he snored loudly. He had on a pair of surfer jams and flops with no shirt. His fairly hairy chest looked almost comical with the two circles shaved around his nipples.
His wife, Janie, wearing a pareo around her waist, no top, and flops matching his poked him with a toe. "Wake up, Carl, we're going to take the cure," the attractive but slightly pudgy woman with 36c tits slurred. Carmen thought that the coloring job that turned her hair blonde was holding up well after five days of Caribbean sun.
"Mmmph?" replied Carl as he sat up with a start.
Rhonda, the true blonde of the group gave a laugh as she said "God are we ever paying the price today!" Rhonda had on a Wicked Weasel bikini, both top and bottoms. Mark wondered why she bothered with such a small suit.
"Stop yelling, woman," insisted the taller, and more awake, of the two men. Tim was the fittest member of the group, and was the most practical in that he was nude except for flip flops. Carmen thought his cock looked particularly tasty. Not too long, and not to fat. Just right for deep throating.
"Everyone, this is Mark. He'll take you back and get you hooked up with individual therapists. I'm sure we'll have you all feeling much better in no time. Enjoy." With that Carmen excused herself, thankful that she did not have to actually provide service to this group.
"Hi everyone, I'm Mark," the good looking Latin massage therapist introduced himself. "Just what seems to be the problem this morning?"
"Hi Mark, I'm Tim, this is my wife Rhonda, and our lovers Carl and Janie," said Tim as the foursome acknowledged introductions with various waves of hands or nods. "We had a great time in the Bar yesterday and last night. Those Perfect Margaritas really sneak up on you, and Mr. Brilliant over there," he gestured toward the grimacing Carl, "talked us all in to doing Tequila shots. We're hung over as Hell, but want to be back in shape in time for tonight's party. Do you think you can help us out?"
"Does anyone have a heart condition, diabetes, pregnancy, or any other condition that might be aggravated by colonic treatments?" asked Mark.
The group shook their heads.
"Then sure we can clean you right out then give you some sensory deprivation sleep time. That should ensure that everyone will be awake and able to enjoy the festivities, though you might want to consider skipping most of the wine during dinner. Why don't you all come back and we'll get started. Just leave your things in a locker and wrap yourselves in one of these towels, and don't forget to slip on a pair of the Crocs that are in the cubbies. We don't want anyone slipping as we move around the clinic." Mark directed them past the smiling Carmen and into the Spa locker room.
The four suffering sybarites moved in slow motion to doff what little clothing they wore and wrap up in the big white terry cloth towels. The variety of colors available for the Crocs footwear caused a bit of delay as everyone had to make a choice, but the group was soon following Mark further into the bowels of the Spa.
"We'll start with colonic treatments and a vitamin boost, then a nice sweat in the sauna, cool down, then a nice long nap in the sensory deprivation tanks, ok?" Mark asked.
"How long will all that take?" asked Janie as she shuffled along the heated floor.
"Oh about five or five and a half hours, which puts you out of here easily by 3:00 PM and gives you the option to nap some more in your rooms or on the beach prior to the Bacchanalia," replied Mark.
"As long as everybody stops yelling and my head stops hurting it sounds great to me," growled Carl, fighting to keep his towel wrapped around his waist then giving up and slinging it over his shoulder.
"Have you guys had any aspirin or ibuprofen in the past four hours?" Mark inquired.
"No," said Rhonda. "I made everyone take two aspirin before we passed out last night, or really this morning, but we haven't had anything except a cup of coffee and some water in our rooms.
"Ok, then we'll give you each some pain killer mixed in with your vitamin boost, and I think I'll have some oxygen brought in as well," Mark said as he led them into the colonic treatment room.
Forewarned by Carmen, the other Spa staffers rolled four colonic treatment chairs into a circle facing each other in the middle of the large, well lit, tile covered room. Various hoses hung from multi-jointed arms in the ceiling, and a hospital-style blood pressure/pulse monitoring device was attached to the head of each chair. The chairs were amalgams of a dentist's chair with a gynecological examination table. The torso, head, and arms were fully articulated to any adjustment, and padded stirrups completed the construct. Though they were covered in vinyl, each chair now had a large terry towel draped over it for comfort.
"Please choose a chair and take a seat, we'll assign your personal attendants and get started right away," said Mark. "Do you prefer same or opposite sex attendants today?"