"Are you insane???" The woman asked with an uncharacteristic amount of panic.
She was relatively young, athletic and under all that superhero crap, I could tell she was quite the looker. They all were. I had never seen one fat, ugly or even small boobed. This one was no different.
I bit down on the end of my cigar and grabbed hold of the taught cables I had in one hand, with both hands. Slim and small-ish as she was, hanging over the side of the Waltham building tangled up in thin metal cables, her weight began to drag on my already diminishing strength reserves.
I looked down at her from my standing place on the roof and with a cigar smile I told her. "Crazy is relative, darlin'."
She fretted and twisted in the air, trying in vain to release herself from the mess of tangles that the cables had created while wrapping themselves around her svelte body. Kicking and twisting, she couldn't help but drive her foot into the brick wall of the twentieth floor building she hung from. The kick knocked her away and then there was nothing to stop her momentum as she slammed back into the wall with a bump.
"Agh!" She groaned and gritted her teeth. "Do you .....realize .... what we heroines do for this city????" She spat up at me.
I wrapped the cables one more time around my wrists, trying to get a better grip for what was about to come. I said, "Honey, you got your job to do..... I got mine."
"We.... we're part of the thin .....blue line..... the line that keeps this city from going to ruin...going to the criminals.... going to the people who would tear it down.... for their own selfish means!" She shot up at me angrily. Her bright, white teeth and pink gums were on full display. It reminded me to go and see my own dentist - when I had the time.
Maybe she really believes that, I told myself, while taking into consideration the sky blue body leotard she wore and the dark blue boots and gloves that seemed to me to be a bit too long for comfort. She also wore a dark blue domino mask. Her hair though, was long and straight and black and swished back and forth beneath her as she hung almost upside down, tangled in metal cables.
Thin blue line, I thought. Blue Raider. Made sense.
"Honey," I said, getting a little worn out from holding her twenty floors above the alleyway below. "You're the one who chose to be a blasted superhero. I'm just the middle man."
With that, I pressed the buttons on my wrist cuff and the electrical charge shot through the cables Blue Raider was tangled in. She jerked and twisted in unnatural ways with an ugly grimace on her face and a groan leaking from her throat.
"GGgrrraaaaaaggghhhhh!!!!"
In a moment it was over. She hung limp, unconscious. I had to steady myself on the side of the roof barrier and tried to pull her up. But I was too spent. My arms wouldn't provide the strength needed and I found myself cussing myself for letting a chase of a super heroine go on for as long as it had.
"Dammit." I spat. I then looked out over the edge of the roof to see what was below the hanging girl, down on the ground of the alleyway. About ten feet away to the right, in the corner, was a trash bin with its lid up, lots of refuse in its belly.
"Good!" I said, nodding. I then dragged the cable over to the corner of the building, making my exhausted muscles scream at me in lactic acid anger. The wall was rough and brick, it gave me lots of trouble with the cable as I dragged it across its face and the heroine below spun and bounced as we moved. When I was in range, I let her go. I watched as she silently floated downward, all arms, legs and long black hair flailing about helplessly. She landed with a cushioned thud in the trash. A lot of it bounced around her, covering her up. The cables slapped and 'twanged' against the metal sides.
"Shit!" I said grabbing my arms in pain, huggin' myself with the sudden release of the painful strain. I then stood up and tried to straighten my middle aged back and took a long drag on my cigar.
"Crap!" I told myself. "I need a drink bad."
I wished I could have just gone home at that point, got a shower, a shot of sippin' whiskey, maybe some of the apple pie I had left in the fridge. But, I still had work to do. Heading down to the street, I went quickly as I was able to the trash bin where I had dumped Blue Raider. Pulling on the cables, I dragged the sleeping girl from the trash and laid her out on the ground. The alley was isolated, the night dark and the street light out on the sidewalk created a surreal double darkness within the alley. Its light caused anyone out on the street to adjust to the lamp and thus made the alley almost completely black to any nosy passerby.
I pulled rope from inside its hidden spot under my trench coat and began securing my latest quarry. I tied her wrists behind her back, her knees together and then her ankles. I was good at this, just like roping a bull in a rodeo, so I was fast as well. I then roped the girl in a hog tie, ankles to wrists. I then also tied a small noose which wrapped around her neck and was tied to her hands.
The cables I had to re-roll and attach back to my military belt which wrapped around my waist. I then took the blue spandex clothed 'baby heroine' and tossed her over my shoulder. She was young, maybe 20 years old, I thought. Nice round butt. Lovely, firm boobs. She'd bring a pretty good price. The usual price, but still pretty good.
Three blocks away I returned to my SUV and flipped opened the rear door that led to the interior cab. Inside were the sleeping bodies of Blue Raider's buddies: The blonde, Night Bird and the brown haired, Ocelot. They had both given me a bit of trouble tonight as well, but they too were young, not long out of school, wet behind the ears and all. They also weren't on the list of biggies, but they usually brought in about a million a piece. For all the trouble heroines were in capturing them and then selling them to their enemies, the low reward combined with volume, was my proffered choice of business.
I tossed Blue Raider on top of her fellow idiots and the other two groaned slightly as she landed on top of them. In the side panel of my truck I retrieved the medical doctor masks I had pre-soaked in chloroform from a clear plastic bag, and one by one, I placed the masks over their beautiful faces. I then stood back and took a breath, smoked my cigar and watched them rise up and struggle slightly in reaction to the fumes, as if trying to escape in their sleep. Just as quickly they seemed to deflate as their bodies went deep into an unconscious state. They'd be no more trouble. To me. Or anyone.
I looked at my watch to see how much time I had left before the usual delivery ship left the dock for the night, and it was almost 2:30am. I knew I had just enough time to make it, and that might be a good thing. It was better to have them packed away and headed out to sea. I could relax. I could forget about them. Sometimes the little buggers managed to escape and I'd have to rope and tie them all over again, but that's usually when there was too much time between capture and shipping. I was glad that couldn't happen this time.
I cranked up my SUV and headed for the docks. On the radio I found an old Hank Williams song playing on the local country music station, and as I drove, I sang along with the lyrics as best as I could remember them. The night was late and the traffic practically non-existent. I drove quickly to the docks and found the great sea bearing Silent Runner still parked at the dock. Two guys from the ship stood around on the dock under a hanging lamp on one of the poles. I pulled up about twenty feet away. I sat there in the darkness of my cab waiting.
I drew on my cigar, causing the end of it to turn red with the internal fire that burned the tobacco. I then did it again. The fire burned brightly. I then did it a third time and blew out a strong column of smoke. The men at the light pole threw down their cigarettes and headed over to the SUV. I rolled down my window.
"You almost missed us," The one with the beard said as he strolled up.
"I had trouble. You leave and I will have to throw them in the water."
"Nah. Don't do that." Said the skinny one. "How many?"
"Three." I told him, still munching my cigar.
"We got something to tell ya from the boss." The bearded one added.
"Zat right?" I said with a raised eyebrow. I was expecting something like a fist fight to follow his statement. I didn't know why. I was ready for almost anything, but I was also still beat up from running down three young super heroines.
"Where ya got 'em? Inna back?" Asked skinny.
"Yeah. Lemme out." I responded while opening the door.
We all walked around to the back of the SUV and I popped open the cab door. They looked in the back of the truck and saw the sleeping idiots I had caught that night. They both nodded in a way that was like: Yeah, that's the usual.
"Your boss, what's he got?" I asked.
"Word is.... Kodiak.... he want's something bigger.... bigger fish." Said beard.
"Bigger, huh?" I said nodding. "Bigger has a higher price...."