A fetish fantasy concerning fictional characters of adult age that indulge in lawful sexual activities that centre on the enjoyment of unwashed underwear. The story briefly includes characters introduced in other stories by the author, namely: Sperm Bank Artists I&II.
Kitana and Gina were friends that lived in the town of St. Petersburg in Russia. Both of their live-in relations with their boyfriends were on the rocks and having previously consoled one another through numerous romantic disappointments were united in their need to have fun with other men and be spoiled by them.
'Let's just get away, you know how we've spoken for years about visiting the United Kingdom, how about it?' Gina suggested.
'I don't have the money and I doubt whether you have too,' Kitana replied.
'I doubt whether you have either,' said Gina correcting her friend's English grammar as she was always requested to do.
'I already thought of that, you remember my friend in Edinburgh, the one that runs the gallery, her sister and her have a tent and a car that they can lend us. Fabiana also said we could earn some money at the gallery. Their technician has injured himself and they need to repaint all the exhibition spaces, the holiday will pay for itself,' Gina added.
'Well, in that case, I'm all for going,' Kitana responded.
The women were met by Fabiana at Edinburgh airport and soon they were heading back to the heart of the city with Gina at the wheel accompanied by Fabiana in the passenger seat who helped her old friend with directions and the challenge of driving on the left.
'You're a natural, doing a great job,' Fabiana told her friend and it was so, Gina confidently steered them to the Old School Gallery in the suburbs of Edinburgh.
The three women went directly to the office where Fabiana's sister, Angelina was making a call. After a little while, Angelina put her mobile on the desk and turned to her sister's friends.
'Welcome to Scotland, I'm sorry that I'm so busy right now but Fabiana tells me you would be up for doing some decorating for us. Should be able to find you both a bed for a week or two, the thing is you would have to be back here in two weeks because we only have a short window between exhibitions to get the place re-decorated. How do you feel about that?
'We'll go with the flow, I think you say,' replied Gina. It suits us very well. I hope you won't think us rude if we leave on our trip as soon as possible, we long to see some of the beautiful sites of Scotland and northern England.'
'It's fine with us but we were thinking you might like to practice putting the tent up in the front garden. I have a picture here you can have,' Fabiana said handing over a photograph and said,
'Dad used to take us camping a lot, it's quite old but still good to go.
'We'll figure it out,' Gina replied.
'There's a picnic hamper with crockery and cutlery and a holdall with the usual stuff you'll need,' Fabiana told them.
'We want to start in the district of the lakes do you think we'll make it today?' Kitana asked.
'Gets dark about eight o'clock, you'll make it by then, sleep in the car tonight and you can erect the tent in the morning when you're feeling fresh and can see what you're doing,' Fabiana advised.
The office door swung open and a lush round bottom covered with a white laboratory coat entered. When its owner turned around a tray with cups and a coffee pot were revealed.
'Meet Olivia, Olivia this is Kitana and Gina all the way from St. Petersburg. They're off camping but will be re-joining us to decorate the gallery in a couple of weeks,' Fabiana said.
The women exchanged greetings and as the coffee was poured Angelina lit a customary spliff and began her routine of filling the office with the sweet-smelling aroma of ganja. The guests were happy to participate and Angelina opened a drawer in her desk and handed a small bag of ganja to Gina and said, 'A little pressie to enhance your trip.'
'Now we are totally equipped, thanks so much,' Gina added.
'Wow, thankyou,' said Kitana.
*****
Close to Keswick, Gina turned off the road into an empty car park and pulled on the handbrake.
'I'm finished, we can sleep here tonight and look for a nice place in daylight.'
The women alighted from the car and took a short walk to the fence where they enjoyed a fine view over the fells as the sun was setting.
'It's wonderful,' they both said in unison and laughed about the coincidence of both choosing the same foreign word simultaneously. It made them feel united and they wrapped their arms one about the other and kissed and slipped their tongues between each other's lips.
An observer to the spectacle would have seen two very skinny young women of similar average height. A discerning viewer would have noticed that Gina liked to use makeup and have her long hair regularly styled and highlighted whereas Kitana's face showed no trace of makeup and her auburn hair was rather unruly. She had clearly sported a fringe in the past which had grown out and was now rivalling the length of the rest of her long mane, her look was entirely natural almost like she didn't care. She didn't need to, she took your breath away.
Back in the car, Gina arranged the tent and their rucksacks in the well behind the front seats and including the back seat it made a decent temporary mattress. She zipped their two sleeping bags together and removed her trainers and otherwise fully clothed climbed into the sleeping bag.
Kitana removed her footwear, switched off the internal light and picked up one of Gina's trainers and held it over her nose and took a long silent sniff. She stashed their shoes to prevent any passer-by any clue that it was two women that were sleeping there. Giddy with the heady aroma of Gina's feet that had pedalled the gas all day long she too climbed into the dual sleeping bag. The friends drew their heads beneath the covers, wrapped their arms each about the other and fell into a deep sleep.
*****
The following day Kitana took the wheel, she felt confident to do so having seen that her friend could drive on the wrong side of the road. She had a bit of trouble with the clutch to begin but soon got the hang of it and Gina helped by concentrating on the road signs and interpreting their guidance for her friend. They had no particular destination in mind and had agreed that sat-nav was a no-no.
'Better to travel in hope than to arrive', Gina quoted some author or other she had read during her graduate studies.
Ambleside appeared on the road signs and Kitana said it was a nice-sounding word.
Gina referenced the location on her phone and revealed that amble meant to walk at a slow, relaxed pace.
'I like the idea of this,' said Kitana. Shall we go there?'
'I like the idea of that, Gina corrected her pal. Go for it, they say that in England, it's a very direct expression, let's go for it.'
'Coniston, Kitana said reading it from a road sign. What does that mean?'
'I fucked an English guy on my English course, I remember that he said something like, 'I want to shoot a ton of my dirty mess up your gooey fuck hole you sexy horny bitch', but that's about weights and measures I think but it says here, ton means a settlement but there's nothing about a 'conis', shall we find out?'
'Let's go for it,' said Kitana proudly having already incorporated the appropriate vernacular.
'Campsite on your left,' Gina noticed.