Back in the 60s and 70s, there were businesses that sold merchandise that you wouldn't find in your local K-Mart. Items like incense, black-light posters and bootleg records, along with paraphernalia that was used in conjunction with herbs that created illegal smiles.
It was during a rainy day that I ducked inside one of these places, mostly to get out of the weather, and it turned out to be a very entertaining afternoon.
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The scent of patchouli...
hit me as soon as I walked in the door of the Magic Moon. The store was down the street from Woolworth's, and I was not in a particularly pleasant mood after having a bit of a "discussion" with Becky at the lunch counter.
The discussion had centered around Becky's old "boyfriend", the 50-something dude who had been Becky's only male companion before I had arrived on the scene, and who had apparently used his power over her to win back her affections.
This Roger character had convinced Becky that I was only interested in her so I could indulge my fetish and not interested in Becky's soul and her mind, or in helping her become an intellectual like he had been. How did this guy find out about what I liked and what we had been doing? Becky had told him.
I had gotten pissed off about that, not because it was true in a way, but I resented our business being shared with this predator who had seduced her back in her mid-teens, and knew damn well that he was no more interested in her mind than I was.
So after that meeting, I was walking down the avenue, trying to cool off while reconciling myself with the fact that Becky was on the verge of breaking up with me. Too bad, because it was really good while it had lasted.
When the drizzle turned into a steady rain, I ducked into the head shop, planning on browsing through their collection of bootleg albums until the rain let up. The place was almost deserted, with only a couple of customers at the back counter, talking to the girl behind it.
I happened to glance up just as the clerk was putting on a bit of a product demonstration, and what a demonstration it was. The young lady had taken something from behind the counter and wet it while explaining the virtues of this product.
Then, she calmly raised her arm and with long and slow strokes, proceeded to rub this thing into her armpit. I immediately forgot about the Doors bootleg album I had been contemplating and moved over to where I could get a better view.
Apparently the demonstration had been effective, since after watching the clerk the couple had purchased one of these items. It had worked on me as well, because after watching her myself I had an erection along with a desire to get a presentation of my own, so after the couple had left I engaged the woman in conversation.
The girl's name was Sienna, and she was a very tall and willowy redhead with long curly hair. She was wearing a paisley dress with spaghetti straps on her very slender shoulders; the kind of dress that you couldn't wear a bra with, so it afforded a nice view of her low-hanging breasts.
While they were nice, I wasn't particularly interested in her tits, however, and when she asked me if she could help me, I didn't have to pretend to be interested in her merchandise because I definitely was.
"I came in at the end of your demonstration," I said. "What was that you sold that couple?"
"The crystal?" the girl soon to be known to me as Sienna asked. "That's a deodorant. It's all natural."
"Natural?"
"Yeah man," Sienna said. "You know how like deodorants are full of chemicals? Stuff like aluminum and other weird shit, man. It's not good for you."
"Actually, I was thinking more about my girlfriend," I admitted.
"Commercial deodorants are even more dangerous for girls, man," Sienna explained. "These antiperspirants that block your pores and stop you from sweating? That's unnatural. We sweat for a reason. Girls that shave their pits and then spray these chemicals into their skin? That's not safe."
"My girlfriend doesn't shave," I said.
"Far out. Neither do I," Sienna said, as I well knew. "The crystal works on everybody. Dudes too. Doesn't matter if you're hairy or not. These things come from the Far East."