I was remembering a brief relationship from a few years ago. I wasn't in the frame of mind to date seriously. So I setup an AFF account. Paraphrasing the profile introduction - Emotionally mature, bisexual, open to kink but no pain. Classy, adventurous and can host. It was more detailed than that but you get the picture.
Long story short I met a woman, from AFF, over lunch, after emailing back and forth. It was a pretty casual lunch and not much talk about sex. We talked about travel, art, wine and cars. Nice lunch but uneventful without any sexual overtones. I made a couple sexual innuendoes, but they died as soon as I said them.
As we're walking out of the restaurant I was indifferent. I thought she was a put on and just a user for lunches or dinners. I was about to say goodbye without trying to engage for another date; She says, "You are pretty quiet for someone who is so confident. Are you pouting?" "Pouting?" I questioned. "No, I don't think you have an attraction for me", I said. We stood next to her car for a considerable amount of time looking at each other. Silence. She broke the silence. "Are you attracted to me?" she asked. I didn't say anything for a short time. Then said, "Princess, I'd eat your ass after a gym workout then suck the cum from your pussy after I deposited a nice load", I said with nothing to loose. She responds, "if you piss on me you can eat me and fuck me anyway you want." We both busted out laughing.
The ice now broken, I said, "I'm reserved when I feel like I will be offensive to someone." Then continued, "I'm very nasty minded and I can turn anything into sexual or a fuck-nasty comment." "Its rare to meet someone that is like minded." I added.
We arranged a second date later in the week. We went out for a late dinner and drinking. She didn't live far from me and we ended up at her condo. I didn't want to fuck because we had just met(safety first).
I spent about an hour giving her pussy some wonderful attention and having her cum a couple times. We fell asleep and I woke before sunrise. I dressed and went home. She called later that day and wanted to talk. She told me that she was an escort and got her dates from an online portal. We went online and she showed me her profile. A couple hours with her was about $800. She liked men, women, couples etc. She said the lunch date was a prospecting lunch to invite me to be a regular. When she realized I wouldn't be customer she had to re-access. She was basically coming clean and giving me an exit. I thought it was one of the hottest fucking things ever and I told her so. I said, "I want to hear about all your adventures."