The doorbell rang. Tyler let it.
It rang again. And again.
"Fucking hell. I keep the light turned off for a reason." He walked to the door and threw it open, started growling, "I am not giving out candy tonight, so -" ... and stopped. There stood a tall blonde clothed in little but a light blue bra and matching thong, her eyes looking through slits in a thin black mask. Hand on her hip, one eyebrow up, she was smirking slightly, as if amused by his typically male reaction.
"I know," she purred, "I'm treating
you
tonight, Tyler."
"E-excuse me?" He didn't want to stammer, but how could he help it? Those large, full breasts spilled out over the tops of her bra, wanting to escape their confines, even as she stood there, tapping a foot somewhat impatiently, her black high heels clicking softly on his doorstep.
"Let me in, it's cold outside," she replied, as if he were an idiot for not having done so already. Numbly he stood there as she pushed her way inside. Closing the door and turning slowly, he found himself staring at her tight little ass wiggling from side to side as she walked into the hallway.
"Who the hell are you?"
She didn't answer the question. Instead she looked around for a moment, peering into his bedroom, and said, "So this is where the handsome bachelor Tyler Faust lives, eats, and sleeps, huh? Kinda a shithole." A pause. "No offense."
"I..haven't cleaned in awhile. Can you just tell me who the hell you are? And why I shouldn't call the cops?" Inwardly he breathed a sigh of relief that his voice was back to normal, not shaking in the slightest after the shock of having some..some..fucking
whore
just march into his home, on Halloween of all nights, when every crazy seemed to take to the streets. Just his luck that one would decide to pick on him.
"Oh come on, you know me." She looked at him. Behind the mask he could see blue eyes shining slightly. "You see me every day," she practically whispered, her dark red lips enticingly moist. He felt his cock start to press up against his jeans, started to imagine those lips wrapped around his dick - wait a second.
Not now.
"I have no fucking clue what you're talking about. And if you don't leave, I'll - "