WARNING: This is a fictional story about two consenting adults: if the thoughts of anal-sex, anilingus (licking someone's anus), urolagnia/urophilia (AKA "a golden shower" or "water-sports"), or mature natural bodies is offensive to you, please stop reading this now!
I must admit, it wasn't until I was 40 that I realized something: I actually like sex. Before then, I just thought I was Ace, because all the women and men I'd gone out with never did anything for me.
But all of this changed one day, when out of the blue, my best friend Judy called me.
"Hey, it's Judy!"
"Oh, hey!"
"I was wonderin', can you help me tonight?"
"Sure, I guess so, wha'cha need?"
"I was hoping you could help me do my nails. I thought we could just hang out an' have a few drinks, ya know? I've got a work party to go to an' I wanna look nice..."
"Yeah, sure..."
When I got there, you could have knocked me over with a feather because she was clothed only in a small towel and filmy white panties clinging to her enormous bottom, which, by the way, did absolutely nothing to conceal the fluffy red tuft that bearded her crotch.
Judy's 46 and a big lady with auburn hair and freckles, perhaps 5' 6" (168-cm), 325 lbs. (148-Kg), and if I were to guess, I'd say her hips were maybe 80" (203-cm) with a round pooch-belly and big saggy breasts.
After a few double Bourbons, she told me, "OK, first we need to put some primer on them..."
I was holding her hand, trying to be extra neat, when I noticed that she was wearing some kind of perfume that smelled amazing, "Dang girl, what're you wearing!"
"Do you like it?" she smiled.
"I sure do!"
"It's some stuff we got at that garage sale last week, called 'Zut!', with an exclamation point, that means 'damn' in French by the way, it's made by Schiaparelli, it's really old, you can't get it anymore..."
"Well, damn! You smell reeeaaallllly good!"
"Hey, um, I just remembered, I got a buncha new bras in the mail: can you help me try them on?"
"But?" I began to protest.
"Jeeze, my fingernails are still wet--don't be so uptight!"
"I... ummm... sure... I guess?" I mumbled.
"Thanks!" she nodded, simply dropping her towel on the floor.
I couldn't help but stare at them: they were long, saggy and milky white and they fell all the way to her navel: they kinda reminded me of two softballs stuffed into a pair of gym-socks--and I was surprised at how much I found myself liking them!
"So, about them..." I forced myself to look away, "I, uhhh, mean your bras that is?"
"They're in that bag from Lane Bryant..."
I was so flustered it took me a while just to wrestle them from their plastic bags, but I was totally loving what I could see out of the corner of my eye: droopy boobs hanging over a round belly, and arms that must have been about 24" (61-cm) around!
"How do I do this?"
"So, it's probably gunna be simpler if you come around from behind... it fastens in the front, but it'll be easier to adjust them from back there..."
"Ummm, sure?"
"Now just, put yer arms around me... Uhhhh-huuuh, just like that... My tummy's kinda big, so you need to really hold me close..."
Could this really be happening to me?
"There're some hooks, can you feel 'em?"
I figured it out through trial and error, "Uhhh, yeah?" but realize now, I have the full weight of her breasts on top of my hands!
"Now, careful... help me get my arms through the straps..."
As I wrestled them in, I began to realize that I was getting aroused by touching her body! I was her best friend, just like a brother though, she trusted me...
"Good, now you need to get my boobs into the cups..."
"Ummm, h-h-how do I do that?"
"Take a hold of it silly, and stuff it in there!"
"But!" I know what you're thinking right about now: how could I not know this wasn't the way to do it, well, when you're as buzzed and flustered as I was, you just stop thinking clearly.
"Scoop it up, and push... no... holding it by the nipple silly!"
"OK?" boy did they feel nice in my hands.
"Good, now the other one... now lift... now you have to readjust the nipples... otherwise it's nnnn-not com-com-comfffort... able..." her voice had become very deep and sultry, "Just pinch 'em so they get really hard... that way you know where it is... Now... just... center them in the cup..."
"Damn, you smell good!" I mumbled now stiff as a board!
"Mmmm... your... mmmm... pinching... th-th-th-them... so, so h-hard!"
"Oh crap," I felt myself quickly disappear, "Judy, did I hurt you?"
"Hardly... Let's put the first topcoat on..." she said abruptly changing the subject, then poured another stiff drink for us.