I am a sexual paradox. First, I am 35 yet only attracted to old women -- I get so fucking turned on by their droopy tits, flabby bellies, wrinkles, fat hairy cunts, and shitholes.
Now, I can't often find randy old birds who wear girdles and have saggy tits and bellies but none at all to date who enjoy or will have piss sex.
What I wanted was a fat randy old lady who had some fetishes and liked piss play. Little did I know that the answer was solved by Rosemary who was a tenant in a small block of flats let out to seniors, and I was the general factotum.
She was around 65, buxom going to be fat but good-looking with great legs. On Tuesday last week, she asked me if I could help her with a 'delicate situation'.
She had surfed the web and found a site called dark secrets and had struck up a friendship with an elderly couple who had sent her some personal videos and they wanted some of her.
"The problem is, I cannot film myself, can I? Would you do it for me? I am desperate because, for the first time in my life, I have found someone who shares my long-term but sadly unfulfilled interest in what I now believe is now called water sports."
As soon as she said water sports my nice thick eight-inch cock took notice and I agreed to help her.
That evening whilst having a sherry in her apartment, I asked how her interest in water sports was triggered.
Well, one day, I was lying enjoying the sun in a field and started daydreaming of the usual stuff. I was horny and as no one was around, I took off my knickers and my clit started getting stiff, as I was coming, I had this massive urge to pee urgently, so I just let it gush out which triggered the most fantastic orgasm."
She added that she continued with her fetish on her own for many years as she thought she was a freak and not something elderly ladies should enjoy.
"You know, this is the first time I have truly found someone like me and I intend to enjoy it."
"Well, Rosemary, I am pleased to tell you I too am a devotee of piss sex and like you, have never found anyone to share it with."
"Oh, that's divine."
We arranged a time for us to shoot the video the next day. Arriving that evening, Rosemary opened the door wearing a simple blouse covering a pair of ripe 36 DD melons finished with a light brown skirt that stretched over her bulging sexy belly and finished about 2 inches below the knee.
"Go through to the living room, I have set up the basics, so to speak, but we need to get run through how we will film this...I am just going to have a drink, would you like a beer?"
Bringing the drinks, she added, "whilst I am not embarrassed in acknowledging my 'kink' so to speak, this is the first time anyone has seen me do it. The last thing I want is to feel humiliated. So, if what I am about to do is going to make you feel uneasy, please say so now and we will forget all about it."
"Fuck me, Rosemary, I share your interest too. So no, I won't be embarrassed...more excited. Shall we have another pint?"
She beamed and hurriedly refilled the glasses. "Now we know where we stand, let's make a great movie". Lifting the settee cover, she showed me the plastic sheets and those around it
"Now, I am not very creative, how do you think we should film this? Don't forget this couple has been kind to send me some movies but they are rather basic...her on the toilet, him peeing on her at the same time. I would like something a bit different. What do you think?"
My mind was going into overdrive. "What about this? You're sitting down reading and sipping a drink, very refined. Then, think back to when you first started, slowly pulling up your skirt and start fingering yourself. You get carried away, the book drops, and you undo your blouse to show off those luscious tits and pert nipples.
"Now bearing in mind that I am not here, you slowly open your legs wide for the close-up of your clit... and then I pan away. The thing is it will surprise the viewer. What do you think?"
Her smile gave me the green light.
My opinion of porn videos is that they are never very erotic; an erotic video, as opposed to a porn film, is harder because you have to engage and build up the viewers' emotional climax as well as their physical climax.