*This story contains brutal forms of small penis humiliation and public shaming.*
Ross experienced the worst form of humiliation: his naked body was completely exposed to all his coworkers at the holiday party last year. He lost the respect of everyone, and he knew it was because of his tiny cock. It was unbelievable that a single moment reduced his professional trajectory. The moment everyone learned he had a small little boy dick, all his hard work vanished. It ruined his hard-working, successful reputation.
He was in a dilemma where he was trapped. There was no he could mention what happened or address their remarks because he would just be reminding people of his tiny cock. He had no choice but to endure the irreverent treatment from his colleagues. Often, he received many smirks and comparisons to his small penis, like how "The budget is too small" or "We need more money and can't rely on such small tiny transactions." Ross knew precisely why they used those specific words, and their motivations were clear.
The worst part wasn't the laughter those comments would garner, but it was his newly found paranoia. Anytime someone outside of his job mentioned anything remotely about the size of anything, he blushed at the prospect they were referring to his insignificant-sized dicklette. Several of the videos filmed were shared on Twitter, so he never knew who actually saw them, but the comments achieved their goal of humiliating him further. He needed to avoid social media for that reason.
After a few months, he applied but was quickly denied a raise. He knew why, and that was enough for him. He left Deutsche Bank and immediately received an offer from S&P Global with more money. He almost had a heart attack at the idea of them contacting his previous employer, but his work spoke for itself. Ross was more than happy he had another opportunity where he could start over. Unfortunately for Ross, he thought he lost respect because of his tiny cock, which wasn't the case. He lost his insolent attitude toward his coworkers and how those born into their wealth were systemically beneath him.
In a meeting room with several executives, Ross stood up and shared, "Emily, I told you several times you shouldn't be using the Helvetica font in your presentations."
She looked stunned and said, "Oh, I am sorry, Mr. Thomas, my last job made us use this font all the time, so I'm used to doing it that." --
He nodded and growled, "I don't care what you did at your previous company. Are you shrill working there?"
"Oh, no, sir."
"Do you want to be working there again because you might if you don't get your act together?"
"No, I will make sure to do it right the next time."
He nodded his head, "Great, meeting adjourned, everyone."
Emily was utterly shocked by Ross's pettiness but felt even worse when she received no support after the meeting. Ross knew he was untouchable because he brought in results despite what people thought of how he worked. And his financial strategy already brought in more dollars than the company had witnessed in a long time.
Emily texted her friend, Finn, whom she met at a financial conference two months ago. They connected quickly and sparked a real friendship outside of their careers.
"Hey girl, can we hang out tonight? I am feeling pretty down."
"Of course, I'll get the ice cream. You bring the popcorn."
"Deal, thanks!"
Emily and Finn talked the entire evening while a Hallmark movie played in the background with a cheesy Christmas theme, just in time for the holidays. They munched on salty, buttery popcorn and devoured chocolate ice cream.
"Okay, honestly, I'd much rather pick Ryan Gossling over Josh Hutcherson, so tell me what's been bothering you?" Finn pressed Emily on.
"You wouldn't believe the day I had. The new CFO actually dared to yell at me for using the wrong font."
"What the hell?
"On that damn report I've been working on for weeks."
"That's so stupid. Who gets mad at something like that?
"I know, right? So I used Helvetica, and he, like got strangely angry over that, but he seems like a control freak."
Finn looked at her seriously, "Wait, you used Helvetica? You can't be doing that, girl. No wonder he got mad at you." She subsequently started laughing.
Emily rolled her eyes, "Idiot, you aren't helping, haha."
"Okay, I'm sorry. But for real, that's really weird."
"I just hate how everyone just adores him." She sarcastically said, "He's just so 'perfect.' isn't he? Perfect, little Ross."
Finn looked up, "Wait, who? Ross Thomas?"
"Wait, yes. Do you know him?"
"You could say that. I used to work for him. He said as the CFO."
"Wait, huh? He's the CFO where I work."
"That sucks, he really is a piece of shit, that guy."
"He's such an asshole and micromanages everyone, and he's only kind to the hot women in the office."
Finn giggled, "Yeah, you could say he's a MICRO manager."
"I don't get it. What do you mean?" Emily questioned.
"Wait, haha, you never heard about what happened last year."
"OMG, no, tell me what happened."
"I'll be right back and show you."
Finn returned with her laptop and played a video of Ross's exposure.
"You found this pretty quickly. What is it? I'm anxious, haha."
"Girl, calm down. And I've kept it saved since. I love it."
They both watch the video, and Emily laughed when Ross pulled down his underwear, "Oh my fucking god, his dick is so small, hahaha," she hollered.
"I know, right? It's so teeny tiny, haha."
"How the hell did I not know about this? It's fucking iconic. I can't believe this exists."
Finn responded, "Well, now you do," she wiggled her pinky.
"Poor guy, no wonder he's always such a jerk."
"Yep, he's undoubtedly overcompensating for his little tiny prick."
"And the worst part is, he sounds so much worse than before."
"Getting mad at a font, no doubt he is much -- oh my god, wait, watch this part. It's the best."
The joyful women were glued to the screen as they saw Ross's impending development of his four little skinny, useless inches.
"Holy shit, she's grinding on him, and oh my -- that's his boner?" She fell back on the couch, laughing like a madwoman. After her wave of giggles, she said, "He could have been a grower, but now I understand his frustration with everyone. That sucks. I would have had a little empathy if he wasn't such a piece of shit."
"Nah, don't feel bad for him at all. He kind of deserved it after he treated me like a second-class citizen."
"Wait, after he treated 'You that way.' What does that mean?"
"Let's just say I planned everything."
"Seriously. How? I didn't even know you knew a psychic. Can we use her again?"
"Haha, you want to expose him so badly, don't you?"
"Well, now that I know he is arrogantly walking around with a terrifically small and hilarious package, I have no choice, now do I?"
"You don't at all. And shoot, Madame Borne is in India for a spiritual retreat."
"Shoot. What can we do?"
"Don't worry, I'll come up with a full-proof plan. Ross is more alert now of his baby cocktail wiener, so we have to be even smarter than before."
"We can do this. I am tired of him treating everyone horribly, and it's not just me. Most employees are too scared to say anything because the Board of Directors loves him."
"Oh, boy. Those old men probably have little inchy winches, too."
"Haha, probably."
After a while, Finn clapped her hands and declared, "Okay, I have an idea. I will reach out to some of the people at the old event, and you need to reach out to a few people at your job."