I'm a normal guy with an inclination to adventure. When I graduated college I had no idea what I was going to do. Then I saw an advertisement promising an adventurous career. Teach English abroad in Thailand. I had no money; I was lucky that the school paid for the airfare and provided a place to stay. I was ecstatic, a dream come true a life full of travel and a fulfilling vocation.
When I got to Thailand the school provided living arrangements. The 8 of us lived in a dormitory. There were 3 Thai English teachers and 5 Farangs (foreigners). We had a communal shower at the end of the hall. The shower had a single post with 7 shower heads. Like I said I had no money and this was my only option. I was not happy with this arrangement.
You see my penis is just under 2 (1 and 15/16ths) inches in its flaccid state. When fully engorged it reaches an unimpressive length of 3 and 1/4 inches with a diameter of 1 inch flat. In high school our showers were spread out across the walls so everybody would face the wall and it was easy enough to hide, although I would often hear snickering and of course I would get glimpses in the corner of my eyes of the other boys. I was by far the smallest as I could tell. But what was I going to do now? There was no way to hide. We had to be at the flag pole every day at 7:30 for the national anthem and morning announcements.
My first day, I decided to be tricky; I set my alarm for 5am. Surely no one would be in there this early. And I was right no one was in there, I turned the shower head on and waited for the water to heat up. But it would not heat up, mind you this is Thailand so the water wasn't cold but it wasn't exactly warm, certainly on the cool side of warm. I thought to myself this is going to be a long year. I got under the stream, my balls tightened and penis retracted; my all too unimpressive member almost became impressively small and seemed to stand at attention due to the skin tightening from the cool water and balls holding it up. I began my lather. First my armpits, stomach then cock, balls, crack. Then I began working in the shampoo. That is when I heard Toi and Souchai, two of the Thai teachers in our house. They were talking in English, about the physical all the teachers had to take for the health insurance. My physical was scheduled for Tuesday the next week.... Yay . Now I had soap all over and the shampoo was completely lathered. I was stuck I couldn't leave with all the suds. My only hope was the Asian stereotype and I thought hey they are probably not much more endowed than I am. They flanked me on either side and took the shower heads adjacent to me. I immediately noticed their members and... well let's just say this is one stereotype we can lay to rest. Toi was the bigger of the two, when he went to soap it I could see that it reached from his wrist to the tip of his middle finger (and this was flaccid and had cool water running over it). Souchai on my right was as a bit longer than mine erect but had much more girth. So now we we're in a sort of Mexican stand off and neither of them made any attempts to be discrete about sizing me up. Souchai reached over and gave my penis a sot almost caressing flick and said, "I thought Thai guy supposed to small."
"most Farang hairy, where you'a hair farang?" Toi commented.
The summer before I graduated I got laser hair removal; I was tired of my thicket of hair hiding my dick. Seriously when my bush wasn't even grown all the way out you could not see my penis, at all. And I was sick of razor burn and pimples in my pubic area, so laser it was.
I told them, "mai pen rai" which is Thai for don't worry about it.
They started laughing and speaking thai kept hearing "farang" and "nit noi". Then something horrifying happened, I twitched and I could feel the blood rushing to my penis. I tried to get my mind off it and started vigorously rubbing the shampoo out of my hair. But they noticed the twitch, "look pee pee like is. He move he move. Hahaha."
This time Toi brought his fingers close to my dick and spaced them to show how big it was ( not quite 1 ½ inches I would say and it looked like it was at full mast even though it wasn't). "hehehe" and Toi brought his dick next to mine grazing it slightly completely dwarfing it, his head was bigger than my whole dick. I still had the tiniest bit of shampoo left but I didn't care I twisted my shower off and almost slipped going to my towel. They were laughing hysterically and yelling "nit noi" which waked up every body.
Speed walking down the hall all the other teachers were muttering stuff at me cause they thought I was being loud.
I got dressed and had breakfast, alone. I went to our first morning assembly. And the Director mentioned that we have 7 new English teachers 4 men and 3 women with us this year. He told Toi the English department head to introduce us. When he got to me he told everybody (teachers, staff, and students) my nick name was Nit Noi. I asked the returning Farang teacher what Nit Noi meant. He said, "O don't worry little guy it just means 'tiny actually the direct translation is tiny-little." David answered in a snarky knowing way. I knew he knew what Toi and Souchia discovered this morning, and his smirk and obvious glance at my crotch drove his comment past innuendo. I heard the guys laughing under their breath. Great so I can assume every teacher has already heard about my spectacular endowment.
After the assembly we went to our office. Toi had made name tags for everyone, of course I am officially Nit Noi. The desks were in two adjacent lines paired with another desk. My desk was facing the gorgeous teacher from England, Amy. As I approached my desk she said, "hey Nit Noi, or should I say tiny?" biting her bottom lip and attempting to subdue her laughter. The other two girls were not so subtle and let out muffled giggles. I decided not to respond and just sat down. The embarrassment was too great. My face was beet red and I was starting to sport almost a full chubby, "Damn it not again!" screaming in my brain. Not that it'd be noticeable but in my experience 15 year olds have astute observational skills for all things embarrassing. Time came and I tucked my chub under my belt.
I made it through my first day of classes, I tried to do a first day ice breaker, but they insisted, "why they call you Nit Noi? you big and very strong." So I explained that it was a form of irony. I taught them about irony and sarcasm. I was pretty proud of myself, I was able to maintain some dignity and they learned about English.
