I sat nervously in the doctors waiting room. Every few minutes I glanced over at the clock on the wall in anticipation.
After an abysmal sexual episode and my failure to achieve an erection during a one night stand, I convinced myself that there was something seriously wrong with me. In hindsight, it was probably due to the overwhelming amount of alcohol I consumed on the evening. I was simply way too drunk to get it up.
The main thing I remember from that night is her laughter ringing in my ears and her snapping photos of me in my flaccid state. It was such a humiliating experience that I vowed to never let it happen again.
All this brought me here. Sitting nervously in the doctors waiting room in an attempt to get a prescription for boner pills.
I had never been to this clinic before, but it was the only place that would see me on such short notice. My regular doctor was booked solid for months. So I found Doctor Patterson online. His online form was simple and easy to complete. I put in my details; name, age, address, etc... Where it asked 'why are you seeing the doctor?' I simply typed 'erectile dysfunction'. Hopefully that was self-explanatory. I hoped that he'd fill out a prescription and send me on my way.
As I was replaying my failed sexual escapade in my head, I was taken out of my daze by a familiar, calming feminine voice.
It was Tatiana Restacova. I hadn't seen her in years, since college to be exact. For years I pined after her, she was the object of my affection and part of many masturbatory fantasies from my youth. Of course, she was way out of my league and I was far too afraid to even approach her. She was popular, pretty and always had a muscular muscle-bound macho asshole attached to her arm.
Of course I had changed allot in the last 10 years. I was now fit, having sculpted my body to perfection. I was fairly well off and in ordinary circumstances, I am quite a confident guy.
She hadn't aged a bit in the last 10 years.
She was tall, towering over me at 6ft. Her brown hair was neatly tied back in a ponytail. Her high cheekbones, her pink pert lips and her piercing blue eyes made me tremble and reminded me why I was here. To avoid disappointing women like her. Her body was to die for, she was fit, overwhelmingly so. She wore a black mini with a tight white blouse.
To my surprise, she remembered me. I leaned in for a hug and kissed her on the cheek.
"Oh my god, It's been at least 10 years hasn't it?" I asked
"Yeah, you look..." She smiled, looking at me up and down with an approving smirk, "good"
I chuckled, feeling my confidence coming back.
She led me through to the doctors office as we continued to make small talk.
I told her that I was in finance and that I had just gotten back from a vacation in Milan. She told me that she had recently started working at the clinic with hopes that it could lead to bigger and better things.
As she led me into a cold, clinical examination room she gave me a sly smirk, once again looking me up and down in an approving gaze. I was being admired. It was then and there that I decided to ask her out. After all, as soon as doctor Patterson would prescribe me those magic pills, I'd be a sex god and rock her world. I imagined her telling all her snooty, snobby friends how she bumped in to me and I completely rocked her world.
"You know, I was quite intimidated by you back in the day. Always hanging around Kirk Thompson and those guys" I quipped
"Oh yeah, Kirk. I haven't seen him in years. He turned out to be a real asshole"
I decided to move in for the kill, "What time do you finish up today?"
"Actually, I'm done in a half hour" she added
"How about we have a coffee and catch up?" I asked, flashing a sly smile.
She was blushing. She bit her lip and flicked her bangs out of her eyes. "That would be great, I'd like that"
Just then, doctor Patterson waltzed in. To my dismay, doctor Patterson was a woman.
"Oh, and the doctor is in" Tatiana added, nervously laughing.
Doctor Patterson had to have been at least 40. I made the assumption she was from the Mediterranean due to her darker skin completion. She had jet black hair, dark brown eyes and was dressed in a white lab coat. I would describe her body type as busty. She had a 'no nonsense' vibe about her, similar to a stern principal or headmistress. To be honest, she intimidated me from the get-go.
"Thank you Tatiana" she said without looking at her. She was too engrossed in her clipboard. Clearly she was looking at my file. I felt my stomach turn.
"It was great seeing you Tatiana, I guess I'll meet you at reception when I'm done" I said in an attempt to usher her out before the doctor began her diagnosis, which I hoped would just be a very quick chat.
"Oh no, Tatiana is my intern" Dr. Patterson announced.
The color left my face. I looked at Tatiana in shock and desperation.
"Yeah, I'm training to be a doctor. Just pretend I'm not even here" she added.
My stomach further twisted as my anxiety went into overdrive. My cheeks and ears burned. I'm sure I turned bright red.
"Okay, let's begin" Dr. Patterson continued, "I understand you are having trouble maintaining an erection"
I must've looked so silly.
I could tell Tatiana was embarrassed for me. She nervously looked down, her eyes widening and her lips puckering. I could also tell, she found it mildly amusing.
"No, no, not at all. I don't think so" I locked eyes with Tatiana, "No, that is not true. I seriously don't have that problem," I looked back at the doctor, "No. Are you sure you have the right file?"
Dr. Patterson was abrupt, rude and slightly condescending. "This is your file and you have written" she showed the file to Tatiana, "erectile dysfunction"
Tatiana looked at me and hid an obvious smirk with knowing eyes.
"Umm..." I was lost for words. I felt like I had been hit by a freight truck.
"It's okay. We are professionals. Impotence can be 'hard' to deal with." She smirked, cocking her head. "No need to be embarrassed." Tatiana added, still smirking at me.
"I'm not embarrassed, because it's not true. It's just not... I don't have that problem at all. I'm okay down there" I said, pleading. I must've looked so silly.
"Okay" Dr. Patterson said with condescension and a hint of mockery. She glanced over at Tatiana and the two of them shared a look "So why are you here?" Tatiana added.