No, it's not that you didn't notice my new hair shade yesterday. Although that was a pretty shitty thing too, now that you mention it. How could you NOT see that I changed it? It's a completely different shade, for Christ's sake! It was ASH blonde before, and now it's HONEY blonde. Just google it, babe. You probably have seen it, you just were too distracted or ignorant to say something. What were you distracted by? Is it another woman? Do you want me to pack my things, leave you, and tell everyone that your dick is too small?
No, it's not about the restaurant you took me yesterday. That was almost okay. Maybe I would have liked it to be a bit more expensive: after all, I was wearing my red Chiara Boni La Petite Robe Zelma Side-Draped Mermaid Gown (google it, dear), which cost €900 for somebody. And then another €50 to fit it exactly onto my perfect, fake, and oversized boobs. It really accentuates my perfect silhouette. I look like a hot, fuckable, but stylish porn star in it. A porn star that I'm sure you don't deserve, and one that you're certainly not fucking until you truly, honestly, and disgracefully repent your unknown sin.
No, it's not how you got angry and passive-aggressive after I flirted with our suave and debonair waiter. I was already doing that out of spite for you. And also because he was cute. Did you see his expensive watch? I think I can see where that comes from. He must be pretty good at handling certain ladies. If it wasn't for you being there, I might have taken a ride on that carousel! I might still now that I think about it, I can go back there anytime.
With my girlfriends I could go back to that restaurant, let's say. Or, better, I could just go alone, pretending to be your widow. I would look totally hot in one of those almost-nothing veils, wouldn't I? Appearing as the dark, strong but still vulnerable, somewhat unsatisfied young woman. It's so tragic that I got widowed so early... You had so much earning potential in you still. I'm sure his strong, confident hands, trying to comfort me, the rich widow, would feel so good on my naked hips, as he's taking me from behind, slowly but firmly pushing his cock into my giving, wet, always cum-hungry little cunt... You know how tight I can be at first. Oh, he would enjoy it so much!