A few weeks earlier, two of my girlfriends and myself discovered that my neighbor has a penis that is beyond comprehension in size. We spotted him masturbating through his apartment window when he accidently left his curtains open. The most mind blowing thing he did was self suck his own cock which not only reached from his crotch to his mouth but actually needed to be bowed in order to get it into his mouth. Tyler's dick wasn't just big. It wasn't merely monstrous. It looked like an actual medical condition.
Two weeks went by and although Tyler's curtains were generally open in the morning he always closed them before 4:00 PM. I also began to notice that Tyler stuck to a very tight schedule. I could set my watch by the times I would run into him in the hall. Whenever we met I would always give a polite "hello" but I was always examining his pant legs. Tyler would wear the loosest jeans but I believe that I could just barely spot the tubular shape of his dick running down his right leg as he walked. Our conversations grew warmer, possibly because I had so many questions I wanted answered and was I crazy or was Tyler possibly a bit handsomer than he used to be.
Any woman who says size doesn't matter is lying. Of course it matters but that doesn't mean bigger is better. Some women prefer a more modest dick but it would be a very rare woman who prefers a tiny dick. Likewise, most women don't desire an extremely large dick because they can be painful. My girlfriends and I will absolutely talk about the penis size of men we're dating and there is definitely some bragging when your man is hung. There is something visually arousing and manly about a large penis and when I say large I'm talking maybe 7 inches or more. Few things look sadder than a manly man naked with a tiny penis.
With Tyler, everything was thrown out the window. I was shocked that his elephantine penis could even achieve an erection without knocking Tyler out from lack of blood. My girlfriends and I had conversations discussing how Tyler might even have sex and considered the possibility that he might be a virgin. How would a woman react if she saw Tyler's penis with no warning? Would she run out the back door or say, 'yeah, put that monster in me.' I suspect I know the answer. What we all agreed on was that we needed to see that thing up close and personal.
We worked on formulating a plan to see Tyler's dick. First thing was to get into his apartment, which was probably not a challenge for three young, attractive women. Next, was to get Tyler to reveal himself which, again, shouldn't be a challenge for us. The plan was to knock on his door at about a quarter to four when he's gearing up for his masturbation session and ask if he wants to party with three hot chicks. What man could turn that down? Our plan then was to improvise. Once we were in his apartment having drinks we would just make it up as we went along, although I was a little worried about Pam who tended to shoot from the hip and not think about what she was saying. I told them to make sure that Tyler didn't know what we knew.
We were ready to put our plan into action and went to his door with several bottles of wine in tow. After knocking I heard some rummaging about and finally the door opened part way with Tyler's heading peeking out and most of his body behind the door. "Oh, hey Lindsey. What's up?" I told him that since we were neighbors we should get to know each other better and I wanted to introduce him to a couple of friends. Tyler looked back into his apartment and then opened the door to allow us in. "I.. um... you can sit on the couch" Tyler's apartment had very little furniture or decorations. There was a desk, some shelving, a couch with coffee table and what we delightfully called his masturbation chair. His TV sat in front of the chair with some smaller pieces of furniture like an end table and other things.