Her name was Alice. I first noticed her at the gym in figure hugging Lycra shorts working out on a cross trainer. Sweat stained between her shoulder blades and between her ample bum cheeks. I was on a treadmill behind her and in an excellent position to be able to watch these same cheeks bouncing delightfully. What I didn't notice was that in a wall to ceiling mirror, Alice could see exactly where my eyes were fixed.
Alice smiled inwardly, she knew she looked good and loved it when men openly admired her. Her bum was on the largish side but it didn't bother her. Some men preferred women with big bums and she knew that her watcher was one of those. I hope he likes them good and sweaty as well. He wasn't bad looking either, dark hair flopped over his forehead, piercing blue eyes crinkled in the corners and a good designer stubble. She wasn't a beard person per se, but did like a bit of stubble. As she studied his face, their eyes met in the mirror. He blushed and looked away. Damn, she thought, he's seen me looking at him looking at my bum. The humour of the situation was not lost on her.
I groaned feeling embarrassed, tempted to stop the treadmill and leave the gym hurriedly. Just maybe though, she had only just looked at the same time as I had and hadn't noticed my fixation with her derrière. I risked another quick glance, she was still watching me and actually smiling!
What could I read into this? That I was some sort of perve and she was laughing at my discomfiture? I was a bit gauche with women, especially ones that openly looked at you with their all knowing eyes. They seem to know exactly what you are thinking whereas you can only hazard a guess as to what's in their mind. I risked a hesitant half smile back and was rewarded with a grin showing off perfectly white teeth coupled with a slight inclination of her head. Blow it, she had seen.
I went through my usual warm down procedure on the treadmill. There had been no more eye contact since that one time. One last quick glance as I walked over to the water cooler. I took a long drink, took a paper towel from the dispenser and wiped my mouth and sweaty face. Turning to leave, Alice, though I didn't know her name at that time was right behind me.
"Did you like what you were looking at?" She came out with, eyes roaming over my face. I feel uncomfortable with close scrutiny, especially from a bold, attractive woman.
"I apologise if you thought I was staring," I mumbled, "I was miles away." Trying to extricate myself from this awkward situation.
"So you weren't looking a my bum, then?" Said with a slight moue.
Crikey, if only I could read women. Her expression seemed to indicate some disappointment. "No, erm, yes, it was in my vision and I thought it looked quite nice."
"Only quite nice? So you didn't think at all about wishing you could get your hands on it?"
Oh, my. Where was this going? She was teasing me, surely? I was well and truly out of my depths. "No, no. Well, ok, I'm a man and what man wouldn't want to?" Jeez, did I just say that?
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean that," I blurted.
"You mean you didn't mean to say that or you didn't mean you'd like to get your hands on my bum?"
Alice knew she was pushing this poor man to his limits but she was enjoying herself. Close up, he was good looking, but she could see he was discomforted by her open scrutiny. She decided to give him some slack. "I'm sorry, I've been teasing you unmercifully." She held out her hand. "I'm Alice, Have you got time for a drink?"
I automatically shook her hand. "Bob," I replied, "and yes, I usually have one before I leave."
She changed from the Lycra shorts now and had a small gym skirt on which covered about half her thighs. Quite respectable when she was standing but a bit revealing when she bent over or sat down carelessly.
I joined Bob in the attached cafe I allowed him to buy me a coffee. He seemed a little more relaxed now so the naughty side of me decided to push him a bit more. I was having such fun!
"So, Bob, you liked looking at my sweaty bum, did you?"
"Alice, please, you're embarrassing me. If you really must know I loved watching it bouncing up and down. Now can we talk about something else?"
"Oh, Bob, you're so funny. There's just us here, both adults. You shouldn't be embarrassed, men like to admire women from afar. I watched you for some time looking at me and do you know, it made me quite squishie down there. So it was a bit more than just sweaty."
His face was a picture. He didn't know where to look. Though he'd glanced down at my chest a few times. My nipples had hardened with the naughtiness of my teasing.
I could see it was exciting him as well as embarrassing him. I was enjoying bringing out his thoughts.