Let me tell you something. If there's one thing that I've learned in my 30 years of living, it's never underestimate what a woman would do to get what she wanted.
A few years ago, I had still been single, and unsexed for months. Many months. I was desperate at that point, of course.
So I went to a bar, at the suggestion of my buddy, Nick.
I entered the bar, and the first person I saw was a lady who was dressed in a sky blue dress, which accentuated her body curves. For some reason, she turned to look at me, and at that moment, I really felt what people called 'love at first sight'.
I approached her, and started to flirt. Or tried to, anyway.
'Hi. My name's Mick.'
'Jagger?'
'H-huh? Sorry?'
'You know,' she sighed, 'THE Mick Jagger? Lead singer of The Rolling Stones?'
'Oh right, of course. I knew that,' I lied.
We proceeded to talk about many things, and I realized we shared many interests. We both liked to play video games, and we once lived in the same town.
'Hey, you know what? I'd really like to talk more, but I really need the washroom,' I said.
'Oh, is that why you have an erection? I thought you were just happy to see me,' she said nonchalantly.
'U-uh..Yeah...Sorry about that,' I replied, face crimson, and ears burning. I just realized I had a huge erection, and my soft pants did nothing to hide it. I walked gingerly to the toilet, trying to hide my erection.
As I relieved myself, I continued to berate myself for the embarrassing scene out there. Damn dick, I thought, flicking the top of my still-hard penis. I jumped, the sensation new to me. I was surprised. I'd never been an experimental sort of person, so most of the time the kinkiest thing I did to myself was just to masturbate.
I exit the toilet, erection still apparent, and sat down, leaning onto the table to hide it with my upper body.
'You know what?' she asked. 'Let's do something about your erection,' she said, touching my genitals over the pants. I was surprised. She's doing that in public?
'Quick, finish your drink, and we'll go back to my place. It's just across the street.' I gulped down my drink, and in my concentration, fortunately lost my erection.
'I-it's just ahead?' I asked, as I felt kind of light-headed.
She nodded.
As we entered the building, my vision started to become blur, and my legs started to collapse as I felt my body impact the floor. A gray tunnel enveloped my vision and slowly blocked out more of my sight as the seconds went by.
I blacked out.
I woke up in a more or less empty room. I noticed I was naked, to my horror. I tried to cover myself up, but I realised my limbs had all been restrained by metal cuffs. I tried to break the cuffs with my arms, but it didn't do anything, except bruise my wrist.
The door opened, and the lady walked in.
'By the way, my name's Sarah,' she said, as though we were still in the pub.
'H-hi. Um, may I know what's going on?' I asked, very embarrassed that she was seeing me naked.
'Oh, don't worry about that. I restrained you,' she replied as-a-matter-of-factly.
Why?' I demanded an answer.
'You know, so you wouldn't be able to escape.'
'Escape? Escape from what?!'
'This,' she said, bringing her right arm from behind her back, revealing a pair of nunchucks.
'What?!'
'Oh, don't worry,' she assured, her tone not at all reassuring, 'These won't hurt at all. I've heard that the testicles are really resistant to shock.'
My eyes widened in horror. 'W-what?! What are you going to do?! Please let me go! Look, I don't have an erection, so you don't have to deal with anything!'
'No erection? Oh, right. You know, let's make that fact no longer true.'
With that, she threw the nunchucks down on the floor, the wooden sticks letting out a cluck. She then brought my penis up and into her mouth, and started sucking while her tongue circled my head.
'Ohh...' I moaned.
'There, there's an erection right there,' she said. My penis was rock-hard again.
'Huh? What?'
'All right. While you stay there and daze, I'll just start inflicting some pain.'