Remember to read part 1 before this...
Harley continued roaming the hallways of the Asylum, using her newly gained set of keys to easily open the most secure doors in the building. While making her way down another hall, Harley looked around confused as if she was in a completely different building.
"Where the hell am I? The max security cells should be right here" Harley said as she looked down the row of cells until she spotted one with familiar markings all over it. Harley walked over and stood in front of the cell, looking all over at the question marks smeared on the walls in green paint. She looked over at the bed as there sat The Riddler himself with a surprised look on his face.
"Harley? Harley Quinn?? What brings you back to the funny farm?" He asked.
"I'm looking for the max security inmates...they used to be in this hall..."
"Oh, they remodeled after Killer Croc broke through some of the walls and escaped a while back, They moved all the max security inmates somewhere else..."
"Do you know where?" Harley asked.
The Riddler's mouth turned into a devilish smile as he stood up and placed his hands behind his back, he slowly stepped forward as he took a deep breath and asked "...You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?"
Harley rolled her eyes "Are you fucking serious?"
"C'mon Harley, you know how to play..." Riddler replied as he tapped his foot.
Harley put her hands on her hips and rolled her eyes again "Fine" she said as she started to think hard about this riddle.
"Hmmm..... Is it because they're floating above the boat?" Harley answered.
The Riddler rolled his eyes "Ugh NO!... It's because everyone is married, so there's no a SINGLE person on board"
Harley scoffed "Oh come on, that's just stupid...Gimme another one!"
Riddler raised his eyebrow and smirked as he finally had someone to engage with him in his game of head pounding puzzles.
"Alright... What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?" He asked.
Harley thought for a minute, though this riddle was fairly easy as she answered "A DECK OF CARDS!"
Riddle clapped and smiled "Great work! Now.... which card in the deck has the BLACKEST heart!?"
Harley's excitement from answering correctly turned back to confusion "Hu? What are you talking about? All heart cards in a deck are always red..."
"C'moooon.... You know the answer..." Riddler said, tapping his foot faster. Harley stood and thought a bit, thinking of every card in a deck until finally she gave up and threw out a random answer.
"I don't know... the fucking Queen of Hearts... since she cuts off peoples heads?"
Riddle giggled as he lowered his head.
"What?!" Harley asked.
"That's wrong.... The card in the deck with the blackest heart.... Is THE JOKER CARD!"
Harley quickly felt a fiery anger build inside of her as Riddler continued to laugh to himself for his clever riddle. She held up her mallet and swung it at the bars, making a loud dinging sound which sent Riddle stumbling backwards onto his bed.
"YOU THINK YOU'RE FUCKING FUNNY?!" Harley said as she held up the ring of keys "I'M GONNA COME IN THERE AND BEND EVERY ONE OF YOUR FUCKING FINGERS BACKWARDS UNTIL THEY LOOK LIKE FUCKING QUESTION MARKS!"
Riddle swallowed hard as Harley stuck the key in the lock and turned it, opening the cell door as she stepped inside and shut the cell behind her. She began stepping towards Riddler as he held his hands up and shook his head "NO NO NO NO PLEASE STOP!"
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT RIDDLER! TELL ME WHERE I FIND MAX SECURITY NOW!" Harley demanded.
"Alright alright fine.... One more riddle... and when you solve this one... you'll have the answer of where max security is..." Riddle said as he slowly put his hands down.
Harley loosened her grip on her mallet and rolled her eyes again "UGH! HURRY UP!"
Riddle sat up on the bed and said "If a bird is traveling North, What does a bird need to then fly to the West?"
Harley began tapping her foot as she tried to crack the riddle. She started looking around the room for any sign that would help her, and as she did she noticed a magazine sticking out from underneath Riddlers pillow. Harley's eyes darted over at Riddler and in the blink of an eye they both lunged at the pillow, however Harley was just a bit faster as she yanked the magazine out from underneath.