Author's note - Hi! I haven't been able to write in a while, but hopefully that will change soon as my schedule shifts about. This story was written for someone very special and awesome; hopefully it'll be an ok present, even if it is a little late. Like always, any critiques or feedback is greatly appreciated; I have fun writing, but I want to always work on improving! Anyways, hope you enjoy <3
~Part 1~
"I'll be right down, jeez!" I shouted from the living room, fumbling with the last pieces of my costume as my friend pounded on the front door. "We have plenty of time to get there, Lin!"
The only response that greeted me was more irritating knocking.
Of all the nights to be dealing with a hangover...
I thought glumly, awkwardly stumbling in my heels. Well, Halloween comes but once a year, and I was going to be sure I made the most of it.
I threw open the door, took one look at Caitlin, and immediately burst into laughter.
"What? Do you think it's too much?" My sorority sister looked up at me with a big grin on her face as she rearranged her tight pink top. "Or not enough?"
Caitlin was just as old as me, but the petite Asian girl had always looked like total jail bait...and never more so than now. She looked like she had just finished shipping at a Goodwill for prostitutes; fishnet stockings traveled up her legs to disappear beneath a shiny black miniskirt. Her chest was covered by what would be an ordinary tank top, except that Lin had squeezed a pair of balloons into her chest, and the massive things made her top barely reach her belly button. A pair of bright red heels completed the ensemble, and judging from how she was wobbling, Lin was clearly not used to her outfit.
"More than enough, Lin," I replied, eying her ludicrous balloon breasts. "What the heck are those?"
"Hey, not all of us can be as lucky as you, Busty St Claire," she shot back, pointing at my chest. "Can you blame me for wanting to get Tio's attention? And I thought it would be fun. Besides, at least mine is original! A blonde playboy bunny; you really are breaking the mold, Elsie."
"Oh, don't act like you're not jealous." I gave her a little pose, stretching in the doorway. Truth be told, I hadn't spent that much time on my costume, but I think it had turned out decently. The black sequin corset had been easy enough to find in my size, and I had even managed to find cufflinks, a neck piece with a black bow tie, and a headband topped by some perky bunny ears. A little cotton tail just above my backside was the final touch; after that, it had been as simple as grabbing a pair of black heels from my closet.
"Come on, come on! I want to make sure we get there plenty early!" Caitlin was practically bouncing in excitement, which really was a bad idea; she almost stumbled into my rosebushes, her blow-up breasts nearly popping out of her top. I rolled my eyes, shutting my door and following after her.
It wasn't quite dark yet, but the streets were full of costumed people all the same. Lin and I got our share of looks, equal parts interested and offended; I wasn't sure which ones I enjoyed more. I made sure to push my chest out whenever some older woman would sneer, and Lin was soon following my example.
Jealous much, bitches?
I thought to myself, enjoying the attention.
Lin had been right about one thing; I wasn't lacking up top, and I absolutely adored the times when I could really show that off. The corset was doing wonders, making my figure really pop; my waist seemed slimmer, and my cleavage had been pushed up into a valley tempting enough to make any man drool...at least, that's what I was hoping.
"Lin, you know that Tio is just a total dork, right?" I asked my ditzy friend as we worked our way down towards the costume party. "I wish you'd get this dumb idea out of your head."
"It's not dumb!" She chirped back, still clumsy in her heels as she walked next to me. "He's top of the class in Economics and Business Management; if I date him for the semester, I'll ace my classes for sure!"
I gave a disinterested shrug, although I had to admit a semester of being taken care of like that would be pretty fantastic. "I dunno, I just couldn't put up with someone that lame."
"Well then why are you trying to get with Chris? He's a bigger nerd then Tio!"
I grinned, putting an arm around Caitlin as we strolled past a group of grinning guys. "Lin, one day you'll learn that you don't need to spend time on dates if you need guys to do what you want."
Truth be told, Chris WAS a real geek, but he was also my lab partner in Biology. One little blow job and I'd never have to go to that stupid class again. The one little hiccup was that, unbelievably, he had a girlfriend...but if what I heard was right, he was way into bunny girls. Between my costume and getting some alcohol in him, it was a guarantee that he'd be in my mouth before the evening was done. And it was even his birthday to boot! That nerd was going to get one hell of a present.
"I dunno, it still seems a little slutty, Elsie; you don't want people to think you're a slut, do you?"
"That doesn't mean a whole lot coming from you, balloonboobs."
"Bite me, bunnybitch!"
I laughed cheerfully, shooting a pleasant smile at a group of soccer moms giving disapproving looks. "Mmm, saving that for Chris."
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"What a stupid freaking waste of time," I muttered for the hundredth time that night, holding Caitlin's hand as she stumbled behind me.
"I don't get why you had to drag me out of there!" Lin whined behind me, her face flushed a little; she had only had a couple drinks, but she was a total lightweight. "I was having a good time, its not my fault you got shot do-."