You and your wife were perusing an Adult Renfaire. The difference? There were a lot more... adult things out on display, use your imagination.
Anyway, you were holding your wife's hand as she waddled along side you. She was heavily pregnant with triplets and was loving every moment of it. She wore a crop top and a long dress attached around her belly, accentuating it's immense size.
"Hail Travelers, care for a wandering Romani to tell your fertility fortunes?" A woman approached the two of you, her own gravid belly on display, rubbing it sensually.
"I want would love to hear mine!" your wife responded immediately. She smirked at you as the woman approached.
"I'll need to rub my belly against yours, is that okay?" she asked, her belly mere inches from your wife's much larger one.
"Of course!" your wife responded. The Romani woman rubbed her belly against your wife's, closed her eyes, and hummed a tune to herself. Which became a slight moan at the end.
"You will bear 12 of your partner's children." The Romani blushed, exchanging flirtatious glances with you both.
"Oh! Well, good to know I'm already carrying a quarter of them~" Your wife pulled you close to herself and hugged you.
"And what about you, sir? Care to know your fertility fortune?" the Romani asked you.
"Wouldn't it be the same as my wife's?" You reply a little defensively
"You never know, the paths we might take are often unknown to us." the Romani said, stepping close to you.