Thoughts of a man and his experience with a natural woman...
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"Just so you know in advance, I'm recording this," I told the man on the other end of the phone. "I think it's the law that I need to tell you that, and even if it isn't I think it's only right, you know?"
"Fine by me," the man known to me as Barney said. "I tend to talk fast anyway."
"Whenever you're ready," I said, and with that the man began to recount a story from 1951, when he was a young man in between dropping out of high school and joining the Army.
When I asked his age then he said he was, "old enough, and so was Debbie obviously."
Debbie was the other person involved in this story, and was the woman who was over twice Barney's age when this all happened. She was the wife of the farmer that had hired him and a bunch of other locals and drifters to pick his crops that year.
Debbie husband was, as Barney put it, "a low-life bastard who treated the help like shit and fucked around on his wife non-stop. Even fucked one of the dudes in the butt, or so the story went. Even the crack of dawn wasn't safe around Baxter."
The story isn't about the husband though, but all about Barney and Debbie. Barney figured I would like the story because it involved something I always write about, which is women and body hair.
"You like them as much as I do," Barney had said. "I love your stories and thought you might like this one because it really happened."
I did and suggested he write it himself but he said that being near 80 he wasn't up to typing and wasn't a writer anyway, having never gone back to school after getting out of the Army after Korea.
I told him that I wasn't much of a writer either but would give it a shot as a thank you for his service to our country, since his sacrifice and those of others are what allow me to enjoy freedom to write stuff like this on a website like Literotica.
In the end, Barney did end up writing most of it. For the most part I only typed it and tried to do it justice.
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"Working on that farm wasn't the best job in the world," Barney began. "The pay wasn't much and the work was hard, but a job was a job. There was around a half-dozen of us there working, although some came and wet. Drifters, illegal aliens and dumb kids like me. The only bright spot in the place was Debbie, but I had learned early that you didn't pay too much attention to the wife of the farm owner, a prick named Baxter."
"He saw a black dude looking at her once - just looking and she was a ways away too - and he tore into the guy, first verbally and then physically. Beat the crap out of the guy with the little baton he had in his jeans while screaming slurs and telling him that nobody stares at Deborah."
"She was Deborah to me at that point," Barney explained. "That was what her husband always called her, but I had never gotten close enough to talk to her, although I did look at her when I got the chance."
"Was she pretty?" I asked.
"Pretty in a very plain way," Barney explained. "The was a woman who was probably around 40 and had lived out in the sticks all her life. Women like that didn't wear make-up for the most part, and their were no trips to the beauty parlor, but Deborah was a nice looking lady, sort of like Judy Holliday without the polish. She was an actress back in the day."
"I can Google her," I said after admitting I knew the name but not the woman.
"Deborah had strawberry blonde hair," Barney explained. "Maybe about 5'4" and a little on the thin side. Like I said, the woman was nice looking but plain, in that way that country girls had. She looked weary, if that makes any sense, although being married to that shit Baxter would take a toll on anybody. I think he beat her. Saw her with a black eye one time, but I don't know that he gave it to her for sure."
"Anyway, one day I had to take a leak. There was an outhouse way in the back of the field - no way in hell were we allowed to take a dump in the house but that little sweat-box was so nasty you only used it if you couldn't hold it. As far as peeing went, if Baxter saw you pissing near the crops he would go crazy, so instead I ran behind the barn like most of us did because it was out of sight of both the house and Baxter who was usually on his tractor."
"I start peeing and all of a sudden I looked up and there she was. Deborah. Standing there calmly watching me pee, and I admit I was shocked but being young and brash I just kept whizzing away but I did apologize."
"You gotta go you gotta go," she said without even raising her eyes from my dick, and then she says, "You sure got a big one for a white boy."
"Let me stop here and explain," Barney said. "I did have a big dick - still do of course but it's rare it works like it once did. I wasn't blessed with much common sense or brains but as far as a dick went, I got lucky.
"Although to be honest," he continued, "When I read stories about guys with whoppers having women fall all over them? Well, it was my experience that for everyone that was interested there was another who got scared. Maybe it was because I was a skinny little guy and it looked even bigger attached to me.
"So Deborah makes that comment and looks up and blushes while giving me a little smile. Nice teeth, I notice, and then she reaches up and pulls a strand of her hair away from her face. She was wearing this plain dress, not flattering or revealing, but it was sleeveless and when he raised her arm I couldn't help but notice she had hair under her arm."
"Not just a little either. I had noticed this once from a distance but now I was only about 10 feet away so I got a good look. Her armpits were really hairy, and the hair was much darker than the hair on her head. Back then it wasn't all that uncommon
for a woman not to shave, Not like today."
"Tell me about it," I tossed in.
"Deborah - she sees me staring at her armpit and starts to lower her hand but me - I tell her not to."
"I like it," I tell her. "I think it's sexy."
"Baxter," Deborah says while not only leaving her arm up but raising it even higher for my viewing pleasure. "The bastard don't let me shave."