Friday Night At The Pub

Friday night in the pub as usual.

The seven friends were sitting at their usual table. There were two couples, two single women and another man on his own. Conversation turned to weird stuff they had seen on TV. Mark told about a show he had watched about S and M relationships. He had been particularly amused by two ladies who each talked about having a male slave. One of the ladies had her husband doing all the housework. She kept him in a cage in the garage when she didn't need him and fed him on table scraps and dog food. She had two boy friends, one of whom was around the house most of the time.They were all really abusive to the husband, with frequent slaps and kicks and it looked like a whip was involved as well, but that may have been for the benefit of the TV camera,

The other woman seemed to have a normal relationship with her husband but there was a man who she called "the slave". He came round on demand and did whatever she wanted him to do, sometimes it was just to make them a cup of coffee, other times it was to clean the house, do laundry or wash up the dishes. The slave did all the shopping and it looked like he paid for everything he bought. A whip was definitely involved if she wasn't happy with his work or just because she felt like it.

Alice pricked her ears up at this. "Oh I could do with one of those, I hate house work and my house is always a mess. I can't see Joe doing any housework mind you, let alone putting up with me having a boyfriend, not that I would want anyone else anyway. Joe doesn't seem to mind the mess, he is more interested in food and sex so as long as I keep coming up with both, he is happy".

Alice was tall and slim with long legs and toned glutes. She dressed to show off her assets. And to keep Joe interested.

"Sarah! You are a domestic goddess and your house is always perfect. I know Mark does a lot as well but still. I really do wish mine was like that but I just never seem to be able to make any impression on the chaos. Now if I had a cleaning lady or something I am sure it would be a great help but we really can't afford that. But someone who came in whenever I needed and did it all for free, now I could go for that. I don't care if it's a woman or a bloke as long as they do the job and dont cost me anything. Where do you find these "slaves"? There.must be quite a few of them about if they get a TV show all about them"

"Does anyone know how this slave thing works? You really mean the slave person has to do whatever they are told just like that. No questions, no arguments, just do it! And I don't have to pay them! What if I had a slave and they had been slaving away, Haha Slaving away! Anyway they had been doing stuff for me all day and they had just gone home and I was sitting watching TV and wanted a glass of wine but couldn't be arsed to go and get one?"

" You just get the slave to come back and get your wine and then bugger off again!"

" And if I feel peckish at 3 am on a cold night?"

" Same. You get the slave to come round and make you a snack and then get out! And probably get angry because it took too long!"

" Oh that's terrible! How could anyone put up with being treated like that? Sounds great though, as long as you aren't the slave!"

Tom was sitting in the corner quietly looking very thoughtful, Sarah noticed this and said. "You look as though you want to say something, Tom. Are you wanting to volunteer for the job?"

"Well, kind of, but is it a job offer or is Alice just daydreaming?"

"There you are Alice!" Responded Sarah "That's put you on the spot! Are you offering?"

"What do you think, Joe, It's your house as well?"

"I wouldn't want him around the house all the time. We are supposed to be a couple, not a threesome. And you can forget about the 3 am snacks. And none of that whips and leather stuff either!

" I agree about the whips and stuff.Thats not me really. What if he does the housework while we are out? Could we send him for takeaways? And what about when you get the munchies when you come back from the pub? He would be your slave as well, clean your car, pick you up from the pub, chauffeur you to the match so you don't have to worry about parking"

"Right then. I can go along with that. Are you wanting the job Tom? Once you are in there is no getting out of it though. Alice can sack you anytime she wants but you will be stuck until she says you can give up. You would be a slave now, like property you know, no rights at all. We can do what we want with you"

Tom was quiet for a moment.

Julie said quietly. "I can do the whips and chains things if that's a deal breaker!"

Sandy laughed "I can do the whips and chains, and cellars and cages as well,even if it's not a deal breaker! Nothing personal Tom. I don't actually want to hurt you personally, I just want to whip somebody, But I want the takeaways and the grocery shopping as well. I am not that mean though, when you come round with a delivery, I will feed you on table scraps or something like that, probably a week old leftover takeaway!"

"Me too" said Julie "That seems fair,especially the takeaway leftovers, you have to eat something and I hate to waste food. Well not fair to you of course but who cares about that. Oh and Alice, or Mark or whoever, you have to decide on his punishment when you send him round. I don't care how many strokes he gets but it has to be at least 25."

"That seems good to me as well," interjected Sandy." I don't want to bother with a measly 6 of the best like a schoolboy, And if you want him locked up in the dog cage in my shed, it's at least 24 hours and there won't be any food, not even week old leftovers. There will be some sort of liquid in the dog bowl but don't ask what!"

" Sorry Sarah, I forgot about you. Do you and Mark want to be in on this?" Asked Alice.

"I might have the odd bit of gardening or something like that but I don't want him in the house. I might want the occasional takeaway or a ride home from the pub. Just had a nasty thought. Can I do an occasional whipping as well for absolutely no reason at all. Shut up Mark! you get the takeaways and the lift from the pub and anything else you can think of.

"Well Tom? Are you in? You have heard what we all want from you, Is this what you want as well? This is your last chance. Do you just want to slave for me, or would you want to be at the mercy of these two nasty bitches and the surprisingly unpleasant Sarah. I will do the week old table scraps as well if that helps! We can't have you starving if you're spending all your housekeeping on us"

" God help me, I must be mad! I am definitely well over my head but I will never get a chance like this again! I agree to all of it"

" Well you can get another round in for us and then get off home. I will text you a shopping list in the morning. Here is a key to my house. I want the kitchen immaculate and you out shopping by the time we have breakfast. And do it quietly. If you wake us up you will be visiting Julie at lunchtime And use the bus, slaves dont have cars just to ride round in. In fact we will get off to a good start and you can go and visit Julie after you get back with the shopping. I will text her what I want you to get and she can add any extras she fancies.

After she has finished with you get back here, change the bed and get on with the laundry and the rest of the house."

"Whoops!" Julie laughed. "Slight problem I haven't actually got a whip. You will have to get one while you are out shopping. A nice leather riding crop will do nicely"

" Good point!" Sarah replied. I haven't got a whip either. You can get one for me and bring it round on Wednesday evening. I want you kneeling at the front door by 4 o'clock. Just wait there until I get in from work. I will be checking up on you with the doorbell camera. I don't want a riding crop either. I want something with a lot more oomph! Just think "I don't want her anywhere near me with that thing" and that's what to get"

"All right, that's enough. Slave, get the beers in and bugger off. The rest of you sadists, please remember that my housework gets priority and whatever you do to him he has to be fit to go to work the next day, if we want to keep spending his money"