I travel a lot for my work, because that's the only thing that can bring you adventure when everything on earth has already been discovered. I promised my boss that I wouldn't disclose the name of the company in my writings, or on my videos, or I would. The life I live is one of excitement. As a man with a box for a head I have two choices, really, and they're to hide my oddity or to just let my glorious box for a head shine. That's what I've chosen to do. I'm not writing these adventures down in any chronological order, because it's more fun to just tell these stories as I remember them. Like the other day at the bar, I told the story of a stag party I threw decades ago. Why then? Because it seemed like a good story to tell at the time. Like right now I'm sitting on a plane flying to California so I can deliver some product to a whole in the wall town. There's not a lot of money in this relationship, between my client and my company, but Mrs. Dadbod isn't wrong when she purrs,
"Every little bit counts."
It was fifteen years ago when I started to travel for this company and after quite a few trips I started to amass rewards points, or frequent flier points, whatever they were called at the time. I didn't think much of it, I filled out the application to just kill time, but as I built the points up and became eligible to rewards I got adverts in the mail. I learned that the airline I flew with the most had preferred hotels that accepted their points with an exceptional exchange rate. So on a flight to Boston, MA, I spent some time perving on a stewardess named Stacy. I noticed her right off the bat when I entered the plane. She filled out her uniform quite well, had on dark seamed stockings, and liked to slip foot in and out of her heel as she waited for passengers to make their beverage choices.
"Well, uh, just give me a second."
I never understood why people didn't make up their damned minds before the cart gets to them. All I knew was that as she waited her foot would come out of her heel and expose her reinforced hose covered foot. It hypnotized me to the point that my mouth was watering and my dick was hard as I thought about how her foot might smell. I must admit she caught me off guard.
"Your drink sir, what would you like?"
It took me slightly over a moment to tell her I wanted a scotch on the rocks, a double at that, but not nearly as long as every other dolt took. It wasn't enough time for her to slip her heel off, I'll tell you that.
"Here you go sir."
I took the drink and thanked her. Her shoe play was only in my respectable field of vision for a few more minutes and then I let it go. As much of a foot pervert that I am, I wasn't going to get caught turning my head to stare. Soon enough my erection subsided and I picked up a magazine to read. I don't know what it is about the catalogs in airplanes, but it when you look in them you want shit you'd never think of buying while on solid ground. Thankfully you weren't allowed to use your cell to call the 1-800 number in the air, and there were no free calls on the flight phones. That's right, they charged you to charge you for ordering something from their own catalog!
"As you may have noticed the captain has turned on the seat belt sign, as we've entered some turbulence, please remain seated."
It wasn't her that made the announcement, but I caught her legs as she walked by to take her seat. As my luck would have it her seat was in my view, at least enough to see her play with her heel as she was strapped in. So my erection returned and my mouth was again watering. I got a good fifteen minutes of heel dangling shoe play before the light went off and people were able to move around the airplane once again.
"I'll take your glass, if you're done, we're about to land."
It was her, she took my "glass" and we exchanged a smile. For her part she was being polite, but for my part the smile was a "thank you for the show" kinda smile. The plane landed 30 minutes later and I departed, exchanging a final smile with the stockinged stewardess, and I went on my way to see my client. That meeting was an uneventful as 98% of such meeting are.
"It's always a pleasure doing business with you."
That's how all meetings end, even the 2% that are eventful. So I was off to my airline approved hotel to relax with a small meal, a drink, and hopefully a soak in the hot tub. I know what you're thinking,
This dude said he lived an adventurous life on the road?
Not every trip is an adventure, but every trip is more adventurous than your nine to five with a boring commute and water cooler conversations. After all, the food is good, the drinks are included, and you never know who you're going to meet at the hot tub. After dinner I went up to my room to change and head down to the pool. The memory of that stewardess' foot flooded my minds eye as I pour myself a scotch from the complimentary wet bar. I might not have the biggest dick in the west, but I do admire my erections in the mirror as I sip on my scotch, from time to time. I wondered aloud,
"I wonder where Stacy is now?"
It was a rhetorical though, I reminded myself as I was about to actually ponder what city she might've flown into. I laughed and stroked my cock a few times and then made my way down to the pool with my drink in a spill-almost-proof travel cup to keep my buzz going. I was pleased to see adults only hanging out at the pool. I wagered a guess it was because of it being Wednesday, because even the nicest hotels had kids at the pool on the weekends. I soaked up the various women in their suits, some cheekier than others, almost all were pleasant. I put my drink down and swam a few lazy laps, lying to myself,
I got a workout in on this trip.
It was time for the hot tub! With drink in hand I joined the other three adults in the tub and exchanged the required smiles and hellos before letting my mind wonder again to the stewardess' feet. Hot tubs where pretty safe places for erections, even in swim trunks. I was pulled out of my mental reenactment when two of the three that were in with me got up to leave. You'll see all sorts of swimsuits in a hotel near an international airport, because there are styles from all over the world, and the fit woman getting out of the tub had on a one piece that looked quite conservative from the front, but was a full on g-string that showed off her glorious ass from behind. My boner twitched in appreciation as she walked away before her man's hand squeezed a cheek. I'd hoped that they'd gotten it on up in their room. A good fucking. My new fantasy was him taking her from behind, with the suit on, he just pulled the string out of the way. I was torn out of my reverie by the other dude in the tub.
"They were speaking French."
I smiled and agreed.
"One of them had on a wedding ring, the other didn't."
I laughed and we had a conversation about the thought and concept of an open marriage. It's a tough one for me to have, given that I have one, but my wife is probably nothing like theirs, after all she's not all human. Imagine having a talk in a hot tub with a dud that has a box for a head explaining to you that he's married to a woman that at any given point in time might be a normal housewife or maybe even a werekitten. See? You're asking yourself what the fuck I'm telling you about right now, aren't you? That's not what this story is about though, all in good time. So I tell him,
"If the marriage isn't truly open then it's not open at all. If you get to run around on her, or vice versa, and the same is not true in reverse then that is not an open marriage. That's abusive and that's manipulative cheating. You should be able to have a conversation about your adventures over breakfast, lunch, or dinner. You have to be okay with the reality that right now your wife is ridding another man's dick while you're having a conversation with another dude in a hot tub states away."
I could tell from the look on the man's face that he wasn't comfortable with that notion. It was turning me the fuck on even more than I was before. That's when we got an addition to our hot tub population.
"Hey stranger."