Flexibility
A light look at a couple of fetishes.
Author's note:
I've been trying out writing in different categories and this is my attempt for Fetish. Specifically it involves auto-fellatio and pegging. And hopefully, a certain amount of humor. Please remember this is Fantasy Fiction -- a generous amount of Willing Suspension of Disbelief is in order. Votes and comments are how I know how well I'm doing, pleasing you, the Reader. Enjoy!
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Larry Belham was proud of his flexibility, and rightly so. All through high school, he'd been on the gymnastics teams and at his mother's insistence, he'd been taking ballet since 4th grade. Well, actually she insisted he try it, along with a number of other pursuits. He'd discovered he'd liked it. Unfortunately, although performing well did garner respect, it didn't garner dates. His social life sucked. It hadn't gotten better since graduating, mostly due to his inherent shyness. He just wasn't comfortable breaking the ice with girls.
And now it was the summer after graduation and he was looking forward to going to State in the Fall. That was going to make his solution to his sexual frustrations a lot more difficult, especially if he had a roommate. His solution was to suck himself off.
Between being blessed with a moderately long dick and a great deal of flexibility in his torso, he was able to pull his legs up over himself and pull his erect cock down to his mouth. He could almost get his entire cock in his mouth except that he had a bit of a gag reflex problem. He definitely liked the way it felt and didn't find the taste of his own cum annoying at all. In fact, he kind of liked it.
So it was a lazy summer day, his brother and sister were at the village pool, his Dad was at work and his Mom was volunteering at the food pantry. He had the house to himself for hours. The perfect time for a major wank, his way.
He got settled on his bed, naked, and began daydreaming about Melissa Chance, his redheaded neighbor from two doors down. She could stop traffic just walking down the sidewalk. Flaming red hair, alabaster skin, brilliant blue eyes and a pair of knockers she shouldn't have been able to stand up with. And a combination of temper and libido to go with. The rumors of her high school exploits had reached epic proportions. Larry had figured out a lot of it was exaggeration, but there was still the fantasy that she was as voracious as people believed.
Regardless, she made great masturbation fodder.
At eighteen, he was still young enough to have hormone-driven recovery time, which meant he could usually suck himself off at least a few times in an hour, sometimes several. Now he was looking at three to four hours. Maybe he would go for a personal best.
An hour in, he'd managed to cum four times. Not on track for a record, but damned good orgasms along with awesome Melissa fantasies. This felt fantastic. It was going to be a bitch having to give it up at college.
"
Lawrence!!!
" It was his mother's shocked voice, from the doorway.
Fuck!
Embarrassment shot through him as he was caught with his dick halfway down his throat. Then the embarrassment gave way to anger.
The damned door was closed!
he railed in his head.
Even if it wasn't locked, she should have knocked or something!
He clamped down hard on his emotions and his body, figuring if she'd already seen him, he didn't need to panic.
Cool and calm
, he told himself.
Cool and calm...
He let go of his legs and let them down, his erection popping loose from his mouth and sticking up like a flagpole as he laid out on the bed. Then he turned to look at his mother.
"The door was clo..." he started, then stopped. His mother, with a horrified expression on her face, was standing there, staring at him. Melissa was right behind her, with an expression half shocked, half fascinated.
Oh, holy fuck!
went through his mind as he grabbed a pillow and covered his groin. Embarrassment and anger were playing tennis in his head. He tried to summon as much sophistication as he could... which right then, wasn't much.
"Is there a
reason
for this parade?" he managed to ask his mother with blistering derision. When you're feeling defensive, go on offense.
"Oh, honey... I'm sorry!" his mother told him, backing up into Melissa and pulling the door most of the way shut. "I didn't know you were, um,
busy
. I ran into Melissa at the food pantry and she needed some help moving some boxes she's packing away and I volunteered you, since I didn't think you'd mind and you'd have plenty of time since you aren't working until this evening..." She was on a roll and Larry knew that if he didn't say anything, her motor mouth would just cruise along of its own volition.
"Can I have a few minutes?" he asked. "Then I can meet you in the kitchen, where I can put my head in the oven."
"Of course!" his mother exclaimed from the far side of the door. "The meet you in the kitchen part. Not the putting your head in the oven." As if she had to clarify her response. She pulled the door shut and he heard the two of them walking away.
Well, fuck!
he thought as he lay there, trying to get his pulse and respiration under control.
Now
that
will be all over the town by tomorrow... and pretty much tanks any possibility of a date with Melissa Chance. Ever.
Heaving a huge sigh, he got up and started pulling clothes on. The bitch was, he was still horny. And part of his brain was fixated on Melissa Chance's expression as she stared at him. Maybe there was some lust there? Maybe? His more sensible side reared up and pointed out that he needed to get his act together and go face down his mom and her list of whatever it was she wanted him to do. Baggy shorts, a t-shirt and sandals would do it. Decked out thus, he headed for the kitchen.
He found both his Mom and Melissa there, sitting at the kitchen table with a pitcher of lemonade and a couple of glasses. Still irritated, he stalked over to the cabinet and got out another glass, returning to the table. Trying to ignore his mother's attempts to get his attention, he focused on the lemonade, pouring himself a glass while avoiding looking at either his Mom or Melissa, but especially Melissa. He was having a tough time fighting the embarrassment.
He moved to take a seat as he took a big pull off his lemonade.
"
WHOOF!!!
" His eyes flew open as he looked at the drink that wasn't just lemonade. In fact, it tasted like it was about half rum. "What the hell is
in
this?" he managed to wheeze out while suppressing the cough.
"I tried to warn you, dear," his mother told him. "I thought Melissa and I needed a bit of fortification. You, too, if you wanted it. Maybe I overdid it a bit. In my defense, I
was
trying to tell you it was spiked before you guzzled it."
Larry finally set his glass down and looked at Melissa. She had a bemused look on her outrageously pretty face.
"You might want to go a little bit slower," she smiled. "I need you semi-sober to schlep some moderately heavy boxes for me, if you're willing."
"Nick, nick, nick... fa... fa..." he answered, being a smartass.
"Indian," Melissa told him. "Here's to the first of the day, fellas."