I have had the good fortune in life to have shared my penchants with likeminded women, in the ebb and flow, they have accommodated me to a great extent by acquiescence or persuasion.
However, nothing quite compares to the spontaneous, unexpected or clandestine flashes of a girl's ( or woman's) knickers.
Knickers in Britain, panties to the rest of the planet - it all comes down to the same thing.
When I was a young lad, I worked in a supermarket in a Scottish city...I would have been 16 or so.I had signed up for an army apprenticeship and had several weeks to kill before my formal enrolment. I took this humble job, secure in the knowledge that I would have a plethora of slim and pretty girls to banter with as we stacked the shelves, served across the deli counter or manned the checkout tills.
One girl in particular caught my eye - to be honest, I can barely recall her name, but memory has it as Morag. She wore spectacles, had long gingery-blonde hair and was impossibly pretty. She also had a boyfriend who worked in the Butchery department - he was a likeable enough character, although he never seemed to acknowledge the little jewel he had in his grasp.
To my naive little mind he seemed to be too casual with her, slapping her back and pushing her around as if she were a pal. It may well have been her comfort zone, who knows, I do remember thinking that if she was my girlfriend, I would romance and enchant her to distraction - I felt that I had the language to do this, although I never really found the courage to try too hard.