This is a story based on my fetish for sheer nylon and harem/genie costumes, combined with a great deal of wishful thinking.
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I was eighteen and it was the late sixties in the London suburbs. I was aching to see a woman dressed in a harem/genie costume with sheer legs and sleeves, but I had no idea how to achieve this and nobody I knew ever held costume parties (we don't have that Halloween tradition in the UK). However, from the pictures and movies/TV shows in which I'd seen these costumes, I somehow knew that the sheer fabric from which they were made would be exciting to touch. The only thing I could think of to satisfy my curiosity for the time being was buying one of the very sheer scarves that were very popular at the time and perhaps some nylons.
How on earth I was going to summon up the courage to buy these very feminine items was beyond me. In those days, for a man to show a hint of liking feminine garments was unthinkable and sure to bring derision.
But I'd made up my mind and in my free afternoon from college I visited the department store in the same town. I certainly didn't have the nerve to visit a women's clothing shop where I would stick out like a sore thumb, so the anonymity of the large store suited me. It still wasn't that easy, however, as most of the counters selling women's accessories were staffed by sales assistants who would pounce on you as soon as you showed any interest in their merchandise.
I tried the counter selling handbags and scarves first and as luck would have it the one assistant was busy with another customer around the other side of the square island. As was the fashion in those days, the scarves were laid out in rows in old-fashioned display boxes that sat on the top of the counter. The sheer scarves were split into two collections: silk and nylon.
Now, at that moment I didn't know the difference the two types of fabric, so the only way to find out which one I would prefer would be to handle them, but I had to be quick as the shop assistant would never have let me touch them (they had all been trained to show them off in a particular way). I tried the silk scarves first and although they were soft and cool, I didn't like the slightly crinkly texture. Then I reached for one of the nylon scarves. As my fingers closed around it, I knew immediately. The soft, smooth texture sent a thrilling tingle all the way down to my groin. I was just wondering how I could further examine this wonderful fabric without drawing attention to myself, when the assistant demanded, "Can I help you sir?"
"Er, yes," I stammered, "I'd like one of these scarves, please. The red one."
"That scarf," she said, pointing to the one I'd been holding, is a long one, more like a stole and these up here are square headscarfs."
I looked at her blankly. I didn't really care, all I wanted to do was get it home and fondle it.
"Look, I'll show you," she said, picking up the red one. With a deft flick she unfolded the scarf in one movement and ran the loose end over her hand, As she did it drifted on the air and shimmered attractively.
I was hooked. "That's lovely," I said, "I'll take it."
As the assistant gently folded the scarf up again and slid it into a paper bag, a female voice to my left said, "They're like gossamer, aren't they?"
I looked across and found my gaze met by the most beautiful green eyes just a few inches below mine and the warm smile added to the already pretty face which was framed by softly-curled black hair that came just below her ears. She must have been about thirty years old.
"Yes, er, thank you," I replied, returning her smile.
I could feel my face turning bright red as I hurried away. I now didn't know if I had the strength to finish my shopping trip. I needed to calm down, so I made my way up to the menswear department and wandered around there for a few minutes.
After a while I returned to the ground floor and strode directly over to the hosiery counter. There would be no opportunity to feel the nylons before buying them as they were all done up in cellophane packets. I could only guess at the texture, but I would try my best. Again, I didn't know the first thing about them.
"I would like to buy a pair of nylons, please," I asked the assistant.
"Certainly, sir. Well, these are very popular these days, if the lady in question still wears a suspender belt or garters. They're run-resistant, the latest development in stocking technology."
I looked closely at the packet she had handed me and was surprised at their lack of sheerness.
"You're not trying to sell him some of those ghastly micromesh nylons, are you?" came a now-familiar voice from behind me. "They're like wearing sandpaper."
The assistant shot a look of pure hatred at my new friend, who came up beside me and flashed me the smile again.
"He's after a pair of seamless flat-knit nylons. You do still sell them, don't you?"
"Yes, madam," the assistant said stiffly.
My friend touched my arm lightly. "I hope you don't mind me helping you."
"Of course not. I don't really know what to get, I just wanted something special."
"Let's see what we can find," she said, winking her eye at me.
"What are the finest quality you have, please?"
"These, madam, but they're three times the price of the micromesh."
My friend took the packet and examined the nylons carefully, turning the packet over in her hands.
Then she turned to me and almost whispering, said, "These are bloody gorgeous, you won't be disappointed. Can you afford them?"
I nodded.
"I think my friend will take these, please. They are the right size aren't they she said, winking at me again.
"What? Yes. Of course." I was being dragged along by this lovely, clever woman who seemed to be able to read my mind.
As we got further away from the counter, she said to me, "You wait 'till you run your hands over those beauties."
"But they're not for me," I protested.
She stopped and turned me towards her. "Look, there's nothing to be ashamed of. I know the courage it took for you to buy those things today, especially as they're not a present for anybody."
I was astonished. "How do you know?" I was turning a deeper red than before.
"Well," she said, with a grin on her face, "if you do me a favour, I'll tell you later. Deal?"
"Certainly," I said, smiling back.
I didn't care what the favour was, I was overwhelmed with relief. That this woman knew that the things I'd bought were for me to enjoy at home and the fact that she seemed happy to discuss it with me was more than I could have hoped for.
"Right," she said, "I need a new vacuum cleaner, but I won't be able to carry it to my car. You look like a strong lad."
"I bet you say that to all the young men."
She laughed.
By the time we reached the car park, I'd had to change the box from one arm to the other several times.
"I expect you're a student here at the college, is that right?" she said, handing me back my battered briefcase.
"Yes."
"Have you got any lectures this afternoon?"
"Not on Wednesdays."
"Perfect. Do you fancy a cup of tea and a nice little chat back at my place? I can give you a lift back home afterwards."
"That sounds great!"
"By the way, my name is Clare."
"Peter," I replied. "Very pleased to meet you."