Tuesday. That must mean Mr. Thompson up first, 9:30. Mr. Brown at 11:00. New client at 1:30, Mr. Fisher. Hmm, problem there, Fisher lives across town and 4:00 client lives in the next town over. Mr. Sanders at 4:00. Tight scheduling. Mr. & Mrs. Watkins at 7:00.
Bigger day than usual.
9:30, Thompson. Maternity bra unclasped, starting with the left breast today. He suckles and soon I'm breastfeeding a 45 year-old man. He's a good boy really, a healthy, happy baby. He's fussy though, must have all the milk available. Such an appetite!
10:05, left breast depleted, switch to right.
"Something tastes different today," says my baby. Ah, his first words. I'm so proud.
"My diet has been a little different over the past week. Does it still taste good?"
"Very yummy, mummy!" What a cute little boy, suckle away, you need all the strength you can get. Growing boys need mother's milk, to grow up big and strong.
10:32. Right breast depleted, time for mother to get going.
"Same time next week?"
"No, I have to go out of town for couple of weeks, so it'll be a while," says he.
"Well, I'll have plenty saved up for you then, so maybe you'll need more time." I love my little baby.
11:00, Brown, walking distance from Thompson's, rather awkward, ass is really stuffed, and have to drink lots of water. Have about two litres from sports bottles. Brown is already sitting at his desk, head down in shame.
Really, getting detention again! How students learn anything these days when they spend all their time rough housing and getting into trouble. It makes me so angry, I need to enforce discipline. Time to break out the trusty old cane.
"Brown, front and centre! You've been very naughty haven't you, young man?
"Yes ma'am."
"You need discipline don't you?"
"Yes ma'am."
"Really, a fifty year old schoolboy, getting into fights. You should be setting an example for the younger students!"
"I'm sorry, I didn't start it, it was-,"