Author's Note: They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery... Oggbashan, who is Literotica's King of the Fifteen Fifty-Word Stories, gave us all carte blanche to adopt his model when he won the 2006 How-To Contest with his "How to Write a Fifty-Word Story" essay. I can only hope I did the genre justice half as well as he does. (And believe me, I now know that these aren't as easy to write as they look!) Enjoy!
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1.) Shoes
The EBAY ad was for a pair of well-worn black pumps in feet that looked vaguely familiar. He outbid them all, paying a total of $98.76 with shipping. When they arrived, he discovered his ex-wife's return address on the package. He kept them, anyway—she always did have great feet.
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2.) Confession
They met online, but she really wasn't his type—a tall, long-legged waif. Still, they fell in love and discovered they lived only a mile away. When he pressed her to meet, she finally confessed. She was a BBW. Smiling, he responded, he always had liked the big girls best.
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3.) Shower
She thought it was disgusting—there was no way. Still, he kept trying. One night, after she'd had a lot to drink, he refused to let her pee, but ran the shower instead. Eventually, she couldn't hold it and, to his delight, gave him a golden shower—in the shower!
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4.) Excuses
His wife's were too small for him, so he bought some Queen size—black, sheer, deliciously sensuous pantyhose. It was his secret pleasure to wear them, but one morning, she discovered and questioned him. He claimed they were for hunting, to keep warm. Too bad he didn't own a gun.
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5.) Easy Money
A chat room flirtation turned quickly to cybersex. He turned her on so much, her panties were soaked, and he asked her to keep them on. Orgasm after orgasm ensued—then, he said he would pay her if she would mail those panties to him. Easiest $50 she ever made!