I was parked on the side of the road waiting for my girlfriend to get out of a job interview I had dropped her off at. I didn't even realize what I was doing as the female police officer snuck up behind me and started recording me with her cell phone.
"Having a personal moment, are we?"
At first I had no idea what she was talking about. Then I glanced down to see my hand pulling on my prominent erection through my stretch fabric exercise pants. I was so into the erotic story I was reading of the internet with my cell phone that I didn't even realize I was sitting on the side of the road masturbating.
"I... I'm sorry, officer," I said. "I... I... don't know what I was thinking."
"At least we know what you were thinking with," she laughed. She was very cute, especially for a police officer. She had a Latin look about her, exotic features with dark eyes, olive skin and thick kissable lips that might possibly possess another talent. Her body was hot too. She was fit with breasts pushing at the buttons of her uniform top as well as a nice heart shaped ass that sort of tapered off from her trim waist.
Her partner had a bit of a different look. She was a large black lady, not actually fat, but definitely thick with huge breasts and a big round wide ass. There could be some cottage cheese there, but she appeared to be pretty firm for the most part. She was one of those women who had the bones for her type of body. Her face might have eve been prettier than it was if not for the angry scowl she presently wore on it. Her name was Gertrude according to her cute little Latin partner. I had no idea of the Latin partner's name at first.
"What do you think, Gertrude," the cute little Latina officer asked her. "Should we take him in or give him a break?"
"I assure you, ladies, this is not something I do regularly."
"What did you just call us?" Officer Gertrude asked.
"Oh, boy, you're in trouble now," the cute little Latina officer said, eyes growing wide as she covered her mouth and snickered.
"Why? What did I..?" Before I could finish, Gertrude stepped forward almost knocking her little Latina partner over in an attempt to open the driver side door to my car and pull me out by the elbow.
"I need to ask you to step out of the car, Sir."
"I'm sorry. What did I do?" I asked as I was roughly assisted out of my car.
"You mean in addition to committing an act of public indecency?"
"You called us ladies," said the little Latina officer. "We're officers of the law." She informed me with a smile despite Gertrude's all business attitude.
"How would you like it if we just referred to you as 'pervert'?" Gertrude wanted to know.
"Probably be more than fitting under the current circumstances," I said to Gertrude. I smiled hoping to lighten up the mood a little. It produced zero change of attitude from her although it did evoke another smile from the little Latina officer. She made sure to keep it hidden from Gertrude though whom I started to suspect must be at least informally in charge.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean any disrespect, officer..." I squinted to read her name tag just above her badge. "...Grunt?"
The little Latina officer couldn't hold back her snicker. "You should probably just stick with 'officer' as far as my partner is concerned. You can call me Officer Lopez, or Raquel if you prefer."
As soon as Officer Gertrude Grunt was finished cuffing me, patting me down and turning me around, I studied the two of them. I had never seen a performance of Good Cop, Bad Cop executed with such perfection in my life if that's what these two police women were doing. Gertrude stood there like she wanted to draw her gun and shoot me dead. Raquel was all touchy feely to the point of leaving her hand on the lump in my pants long enough to make sure it didn't lose its stiff erection.
"I already patted him down," Gertrude told her partner.
"I know," Raquel returned. "You can never be too safe though. For all we know this pervert could be packing more than just a boner for us." She smiled and gave me a wink.
"Do you know what happens to you if we pull you in and charge you with public indeceny?" Officer Grunt asked
"You have to register as a sex offender." Officer Lopez informed
"Officers, please," I begged "I'm just waiting for my girlfriend to come back from a job interview."
"Girlfriend?!" Raquel asked. She seemed to lose a little of her good cop composure. It was Gertrude's turn to smile. I was starting to get a weird vibe about this entire event.