Martin entered the kitchen and saw his sister Frieda at the counter, yawning and pouring coffee in a mug, even though it was almost noon. She was 22 years old, a senior in college, home for the summer, blonde and blue-eyed. She was wearing a sky-blue camisole that barely covered her breasts and reached to the top of her well-trimmed bush and nothing else. Martin, 24 and home on a two-week holiday from his job at a trucking firm, continued to the fridge and took out a small bottle of orange juice. He wore a T-shirt that said I LOVE SH_T on it and nothing else.
"Mom and Dad been down yet?" he asked, sipping his orange juice.
"No," she answered. "They were really enjoying themselves last night. Did you hear them in the shower room?"
"I got in pretty late," he said. "All was quiet by that time."
"I still heard them when I got in and even went in to see what they were up to. They were covered head to toe in shit. They asked me to join them, but I told them I was tired and said no. I kind of wish I did now. I like your T-shirt, by the way."
"Mmmm, I like the one we both have that says WE instead of I; we get such interesting looks when we wear them together." They both smiled at that. Frieda recalled a time they were at the shore walking along the boardwalk arm-in-arm like two very intimate lovers wearing those shirts and wondering if onlookers would be more shocked by the message on the shirts or the fact they were brother and sister. "Looks like a nice day out after that heavy rainstorm last night," he continued. "Come out on the porch with me."
They went out a sliding door onto an enclosed screen porch. "Smells nice out here," Frieda said.
"I got a call from a very interesting woman yesterday," Martin said. "A woman named Pam, who runs a liquid fertilizer plant for farmers. She's looking for a trucking company to deliver her product, the one they use now is apparently going out of business. I went over to her plant and we talked a bit."
"I thought you were on your vacation," Frieda interrupted.
"Yeah, I am, sort of," Martin responded. "But this sounded important so I thought I'd go speak to her. One thing led to another, and guess what I found out?"
"What," answered Frieda, "you dated her in college once and she was hoping she'd never lay eyes on you again?"
"Har-dee-har-har, you're just sooo funny, one fucking laugh after another," Martin growled, shaking his head.
She smiled, "What can I say, dear brother, you bring out the best in me." She went over to him and hugged him, giving him a peck on the cheek.
Knowing it would be impossible to resist her, no matter how much she needled him, Martin put his arms around her shoulders and held her. "Maybe I won't tell you what she told me now, keep it all to myself and leave you out of the fun."
"And what fun is that?"
"She told me she knows a group of people who are absolute scat fiends like us and wouldn't we like to meet them?"
She pulled away from him and said, "You told her we were scat fiends?"
"Yeah, why not, after she told me she was. I wish I had this I Love Shit T-shirt on, I would have made a big impression on her."
"Is that why you were so late getting in last night?" Frieda asked, sounding a little apprehensive. "You were scatting together?"
"No, but if she's into it as much as she indicated, I would have loved to; she's maybe in her mid-thirties, but, man, is she hot-looking." And it was his turn to smile.
She knew he said that to rile her, but she didn't bite. "What else did she say?"
"She told me about some of the people she knew and a little about a scat club they all belonged to, and said as long as we were really into it and not just imagining we might be or being half-assed about it, she'd make some contacts and arrange a meeting. I said I'd talk to you about it, but that you were even more in love with shit than I was, and that was saying a lot."
Frieda began imagining what it would be like attending a scat orgy where everyone was fucking covered in shit. She could picture several groups of people gathered together in heaps, smearing one another in handfuls of shit to their hearts' content, while some man or woman squatted over her tits and defecated all over them, the shit soft and heavy, her hands spreading it all over her while her cunt was being fucked. "Might be fun, huh, Martin."
"Yep, just what I thought. I'll get in touch with her to get the ball rolling. This might even mean she'll use my trucking company. Win-win all around."
They stood gazing out at the spacious property behind the house. "You should help me weed out the garden, if you're not going to be doing anything," Martin said.
"Why would I want to do that?" she asked.
"Because it might be fun. Come on, let's take a look." They went out into the yard. It was large and well-concealed by strategically-placed fencing, hedges, and several large ornamental bushes. They thought nothing about being nearly naked as they walked, holding hands, across the manicured lawn to the garden's edge.
"Wow," Martin said, inspecting the garden. "It really poured last night. Look at that huge puddle in there." He put his arms around Frieda and kissed her. He ran his hands all along her back under the camisole down to her ass, delighting in her soft, warm skin.
"I waited for you in my room last night," Frieda told him softly, "hoping you'd come in when you got home. I even had the bed all prepared for some scat play. That was the real reason I didn't join in with Mama and Papa."
"Sorry. I did peek in, but you were sound asleep. I was going to wake you anyway, in fact, don't know how I ever resisted crawling into bed next to you, but realized we'll have lots of time together before my vacation ends." They embraced and kissed again.
"Sure you don't want to help me weed?" he asked.