The following is a work of fiction. All depicted characters are 18 or older.
SYNOPSIS: After finding herself in the thick of a shoplifting stunt by her stealthy best friend, Stacy is brought to the police station for questioning.
Originally posted November 2008
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Stacy held the phone receiver in her hand, having finished entering the number for the police station. The green "send" key seemed to stare her down, daring her to make this decision. She had just finished writing in her diary about the events of day that had lead to this point.
Stacy had been shopping with her best friend, Ginney, who with a single word had made her acutely aware of the other shoppers swarming the aisles of the Blu-Mart, in a way that she had never imagined before. They all seemed to leer at her as they passed, watching her carefully, tracking her movements. Her body seemed to sink into the floor, as she realized her best friend might be serious in her proposition.
"You're not serious," Stacy said to Ginney under her breath, trying to shush her. "We can't do that."
"Relax," Ginney responded coolly, brushing her bangs out of her eyes. "You're eighteen now. You want the Flint, don't you?"
"No!" Stacy sputtered. "Well, yes. But I'm not going to steal it!" She looked around frantically, and then repeated herself more softly.
"I'm not going to
steal
it!"
Ginney snickered under her breath.
"Aw, come on, Stacy! It's not like it's even that illegal. You can already play all your music whenever you want. Isn't that the point of that thing?"
Ginney's lax policy on logic didn't impress Stacy any more than her appreciation for technology, but she was certainly interested in the oval-shaped product sitting on the shelf behind the glass cabinet. As a music enthusiast and a self-proclaimed computer nerd, she had become even more interested in the Flint than the iPhone -- a device that she thought deserved every bit of the hype-energy she bestowed it -- even though she had never owned one. In fact, the most portable music player she had ever possessed was an ancient blue Discman from Christmas of 2008, when she was in the seventh grade. Despite many hints to her parents since that time and a genuine interest in cutting-edge devices, she told by her parents that her Discman was still perfectly good, and even forbidden to spend her
own
money on a new player once she had earned it. It was a shame she respected her parents so much, or she would have.
Now that she was graduated from high school and had her own apartment and a job at a restaurant, she could
finally
spend her money in the way that she chose. At least, that's what she thought. Her bills quickly consumed the money she'd saved during high school, and the difference between her first few paychecks and her rent and utility costs was low enough to profoundly disappoint her all over again. Even if she saved almost all of her extra money from each pay period, a luxury item like the Flint would still be almost a year away.
"Of course that's the point of it," Stacy whispered back. "But that doesn't mean I'm--"
"Well, then..." Ginney interrupted, "take it."
Stacy suddenly jumped. The glass door had slid ajar. She looked down and saw that Ginney's hand had pushed it to that position, and now it rested along the open panel's edge. A little silver key dangled from it.
"What?!" Stacy yelped. "How did you get that key? Are you insane? D-do you want to be detained?"
"Oh, come on, Stacy! The less of a deal you make about it, the less likely they'll find you."
It was embarrassing to Stacy that Ginney had brought that concern out of her. A couple of years ago, her state legislature had authorized police officers to interrogate witnesses for misdemeanors if the information was needed in order to carry out punishment, and the methods were humane and harmless. The law was given a trial period to gauge its remedial effect on juvenile crimes related to gang activity, and it was retained as standard after that.
While Stacy tried never to break rules, her true fear was planted in her mind during high school, when she had learned about the new legal policies while exploring YouTube.
The title, which showed up for goodness knows what reason in a "related videos" list, was "police tickle interrogation".
Stacy had clicked on the video and seen a lecture hall full of students -- probably college freshmen -- with a police officer presiding, appearing to be a guest speaker. She had discovered, to her awkwardness, that "tickling" implied "pornography" for some people, but this didn't look like a sexy video.
"If you're detained, and you committed the crime with any accomplices," the man in the blue uniform said with a slight southern lilt, "you are legally required to provide their names to the officer on duty. Think you'd want to protect your friend?" he asked, raising his eyebrows a little. The class was silent. It didn't seem like they were intimidated, but he had their attention.
"Gwen has volunteered to help me out. Do you understand the briefing we gave you earlier?"
Gwen looked like a goth, with a round black bob-cut and her hands in the pockets of her black jeans. She nodded promptly, and said "yep," appearing to build up her courage.
"So," said the officer paternally to the students, "let's say Gwen and her friend had just been caught driving while intoxicated, and the friend got away. Gwen's in the station, and if she refused to give the name of her friend after repeated questioning, she'd probably have one of these used on her. This is a remote neuro-stimulator."
The device looked like a tricorder from Star Trek.
"Now, Gwen, I know no one in this room would ever drink and drive..."
Mild giggles at this point, which settled a little more quickly than was natural.
"... so instead of using the name of a friend, we're just going to use the word 'banana.' Do you understand?" Gwen was now looking in the direction of the officer and stood perfectly still, except to nod her head in understanding.
"Say the word."
"Banana."
"So, Gwen, if you say 'banana,' then I'll stop using the neuro-stimulator right away. But, for the sake of this demonstration, resist for as long as you can, because you'll be turning in your friend. Are you ready?"
She nodded.
The officer pointed the handheld device at Gwen's upper torso. It emitted no flashing light, no sound, but the black-haired girl suddenly twisted like a marionette and squealed in a way that did not resemble her speaking voice. She immediately threw her body onto the ground and began laughing and squealing, as the officer carefully followed her body with the trajectory of his arm. Gwen's eyes were wide with complete surprise, and her mouth was even wider as she emitted a rapid alternation of the words "stop" and "banana" amid her involuntary wailing.