Entertainment An Introduction

This is only a short preview of eight upcoming unusual stories that took place in Germany in 2023

(English-language version edited by neuroparenthetical)

"That's not true, is it?" I ask my friend Felix.

"Yes, it is!" he cheerfully confirms.

"And you really get paid for that?" I press. Who can blame me for being incredulous?

"Most of the time, yes."

"But there are callboys for that. Why do women need a special forum?"

"Callboys are standard. They come along, look good with their gym bodies, and, at best, can be empathetic about all the usual struggles and complaints -- or at least fake it -- but when a woman approaches them with SPECIAL requests, they often become insecure, confused, and insensitive. There's usually a lack of empathy or even potency."

"And there's a site on the internet where women can express their fantasies," I repeat, "which in turn have to be respected and fulfilled?" I'm asking Felix, again, yes, but also myself -- as in, why have I never heard of it?

"That's been my experience so far, yes"

"Surely it's flooded with all the usual horny men, though -- maybe even a worse sort than usual."

"Probably, yes, but that's not what matters. It depends on YOU being able to credibly convince the lady that YOU respect her fantasies, are discreet, and will only accept her financial contribution when she is 100% satisfied."

I decide to dig a little deeper. "And you haven't been on the 'normal' dating sites since then?"

"I still go to them occasionally," Felix says as he takes a sip of wine and leans back, "because sometimes you just want to have a nice chat with a woman who appeals to you visually and with whom you can have a good time next weekend or the weekend after."

"But surely you could do the same on this newly discovered platform?"

"Yes, but the choice of women is naturally smaller there. You are also less likely to meet a woman there who is both smart and entertaining and also your ‚type,' physically. Moreover, every now and then, some women take breaks or time outs from their sexual fantasies and just want to have someone to hug and listen to them. That's not as rare as you might think."

"I can imagine," I reply dryly.

But I can't imagine going on a dating site looking for a shoulder to cry on. I just want to have some fun and, figuratively speaking, a nice-smelling date on the classic (free) platforms -- plus sex, of course.

"And how many dates have you had on this particular site?" I ask him.

"Not too many yet," is his answer. "I'm still in the process of familiarizing myself with all its ins and outs."

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Looking back, I had no idea at the time what was in store for me.

Let's skip ahead a year. I'm sitting at my desk, regarding the past 365 days, and I find myself filled with a spirit of optimism. My suitcase is packed, and I'm moving on -- to new frontiers.

Ever since I joined that forum that Felix so gleefully clued me in to, the two of us have always had a lot to talk about on Friday evenings. I've written a lot of it down; maybe that will motivate me to write a book about it when I'm older, even if it's just for my own entertainment. I submitted around eight stories on Literotica in 2023 as a kind of test balloon to see if my experiences would interest anyone other than myself.

I look outside, December, where a cold wind is blowing, my gaze wanders over to the monitor again... to a kind of table of contents:

1. Urethral Sounding with Monica

2. Anorexia bites the glans

3. The Saggy-Tits Blues

4. Object of use at a men's party

5. Schizophrenia on the Sofa

6. Unrest in Pregnacy Course

7. Wanking for Africa

8. Z: Everything is ending here

My aim when writing the stories was to only tell the most unusual ones and not to write anything that has already been told a hundred times in a similar form.

I'm thinking about what a movie that shows what I experienced might look like -- or a series, perhaps, because it was quite a lot.

What would a preview, a trailer, for that movie or series look like?

Interesting idea.

Has anyone at Literotica ever published a preview of all their literary works?

Not to my knowledge, so I might as well provide something in that regard that hasn't been done a hundred times before.

The images of the eight stories run through my mind, and I imagine the music of Underworld's „Another Silent Way" blending with the orchestra in the rising, cacophonous ending to Beatles song „A Day in the Life." When the instruments fall silent, the last scene should be one of Linda, a girl you will get to know here. The final chord should be followed by the title, which can be used to summarize the stories, the book or the film:

ENTERTAINMENT!

OK, I've convinced myself; I'm writing the trailer!

Maybe at the beginning, a simple inscription before the scenes of the stories are strung together in quick cuts and in a driving rhythm?

....

"Don't look at the carpet, I DID something awful on it."

-- A stick is inserted into a port, and the title "'Another Silent Way" appears on the display

-- Long, skinny fingers make a "come here" motion

-- Two men in work clothes look at each other and a telephone receiver questioningly

-- A woman in an Amish cap holds a glass of yellowish liquid in front of the window light and puts it on her lips

-- Teeth press firmly into a bite block

-- A poodle looks at a locked door

-- A girl with braces and a strapon penis flirts in a bloody nightgown

-- The trunk of an enema elephant leads into a resting body with silicone breasts

-- Inscription: "I'll never touch you!"

-- Twitching fish in a puddle of water strike lightning and sparks

-- A moving box lies on a bed, two arms and a female abdomen sticking out, naked

-- The barrel of a pistol is placed against the forehead of a weeping face

-- Bony fingers gently stroke through male hair

-- A scalpel slits a set of terrycloth pajamas between the thighs

-- A line of cocaine is pulled away from a nose

-- Cut hair is placed on the ground as an offering by a kneeling girl

-- A young man enters the room, bobbing to the rhythm, his pelvis "show-fucking"

-- A strikingly skinny woman performs oral sex while a puddle spreads beneath her.

-- A couple in Armani and Prada watch the strolling passers-by behind sunglasses in a street café at dusk

-- Two female hands present a Japanese chopstick

-- A dart hits the door frame right next to a man's head

-- White wine flows into a glass

-- In a gym, a man in a turban and sultan pants strides down a row of sweaty bodies in leggings and sports bras

-- A woman with a penis tattooed on her forehead accepts five banknotes

-- A penitent beats her own back bloody with a whip

-- A man gently penetrates a woman, but her eyes fill with tears

-- Small hands retrieve a tattoo gun and a metal kitchen knife from a leather knapsack

-- Twelve waiting men with aroused genitals stand in front of a scolding woman

-- Inscription: "And in the end, it will all make sense."

-- A creepy girl with yellow-black eyes makes an old-fashioned curtsy

-- ENTERTAINMENT!