First, I want to say thanks to BrokenBrumbyGirl for her awesome editing skills. This story contains some cuckold themes, if you're bothered by that genre you should probably skip this one. As always feedback is appreciated.
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Steve slid into the parking space like he was a lap down at Daytona International Speedway and slammed on his brakes.
"C'mon babe we're late. I hate walking in after they've started, seems like everyone stares at us," Steve said as he jumped out of the SUV.
"Will you slow the fuck down?" Liza asked grasping at Steve's hand as he practically drug her across the parking lot.
"Stop cussing," Steve said leading her on.
"Jesus Christ," Liza whispered under her breath as she thought, "let's see him run this sprint in heels."
Liza's heels were of the three-inch variety, black patent leather with red bottoms. She wore a somewhat conservative business suit with a knee length skirt. Her jacket covering her white silk blouse which covered her C-cup breast. She probably had one more button undone than she should have for the day, but she wasn't concerned.
Liza wasn't concerned because she really didn't care what these people thought. She was here because her husband thought it looked good for them to be here. As a small business owner, he felt like he sold more insurance if people thought he was a 'moral man.'
Liza knew he wasn't a 'moral man' and she thanked God for it.
Liza was an attractive woman and could have had her choice of several suitors. She liked Steve because he was like her, a 'free spirit.'
A 'free spirit' is what moral people call whore mongers and sluts when they don't want to say bad words. You know that whole 'judge not, lest you be judged' thing.
Not that they weren't judged. Liza knew the older women judged her, the soccer moms judged her, and the ladies in the choir judged her. The men judged her as well, however unlike the women most of the men probably judged her with numerical scores. She wasn't always a '10' but she was damn close on most days.
"You have got to stop babe," Liza said.
"We're almost there, babe, we can't," Steve almost begged.
"No, we've gotta," Liza said effectively slamming on the brakes by jerking back on Steve's hand and leaning way back.
"What?" Steve asked exasperated as he stopped and turned toward Liza.
"I've gotta fix my plug. Fuck I should have worn the bigger one," Liza moaned slightly reaching back.
"Are you fucking kidding me?" Steve almost yelled.
"Hey, don't cuss," Liza teased.
"I cannot believe..." Steve said as Liza interrupted.
"Can't believe what, that I commit to something and then do it," Liza asked?
"There is a time and a place," Steve said.
"Is that jealousy I'm hearing?" Liza asked as she reached under her skirt and grasped her chrome butt plug. She tugged on it slightly and then pushed it back into her ass completely and strung her thong back over the jeweled head.
"Remind me to wear regular panties next time," Liza said.
Steve stared at her with his mouth slightly open and finally gasped "what?"
Liza smiled and said, "Listen we're going to be late if we don't hurry."
"What the actual fuck?" Steve said grabbing Liza hand and dragging her onto the cobblestone walkway surrounded by neatly manicured bushes leading on towards the large oak doors.
As they got to the doors Steve stopped and looked at Liza partially out of breath.
"If we chose a smaller church, we wouldn't have to run a marathon to get to the front doors," Liza said.
Steve didn't say much of anything, he just glared at Liza. Not really angry she thought, more befuddled. She loved teasing him when he didn't realize he was being teased.
Steve looked at Liza one more time after catching his breath and opened the giant oak doors. The doors were massive and stately with dark blue stained glass inset.
They entered into the large foyer outside the sanctuary.
"Hello to the Smiths," the door greeter said as Steve and Liza entered.
"Well hello Mr. Jackson," Steve said back reaching out and shaking the elderly man's hand.
"Mrs. Smith," the greeter reached out and took Liza's hand in his. His hand was soft Liza thought to herself, Probably a life behind a desk.
"Oh, here let me get you your name badges," The greeter said turning and pulling the two appropriate badges off the wooden rack one of the parishioners had slaved over for weeks to create.
The greeter handed them the badges with their first and last names printed on them. "We got new ones made for everybody, all in different colors."
Liza attached hers to her blouse and looked down at the red letters saying 'Liza SMITH'. "Oh look, scarlet letters," looking back up at Steve as she said it.
Steve glared at her and then turned and smiled at Mr. Jackson and said, "thank you so much, we better get in there."
Just as Steve and Liza walked from the foyer into the sanctuary the organist began to play. The old church organ moaned as she pushed down on the pedals with her feet as she played the ivory keys.
The garish red crushed velvet carpet slid under their feet as they walked down the aisle with old hand carved pews on either side.
As Steve and Liza found an open pew one up from the back and slid in, the ushers closed the doors leading from the foyer to the sanctuary.
Liza noticed a few heads turned and looked as they slid into their pew; her heels clacked on the terrazzo tile under the pews as they sat down. She smiled back at their judgmental faces.
Liza leaned in to Steve and whispered, "you're not mad, are you?"
"Shhhh" Steve shushed her.
The music was still playing, and no one was sitting directly in front of them or within earshot she thought.
"Paul's rules, you understand," Liza said flatly.
The music stopped playing just as Steve turned and fumed "really, Paul's rules?"
"Yes, he's the Bull, he makes the rules and this weekend his rule was I wear my plug 24/7," Liza said.
"Please stand for the introduction,"
The Elder said from the pulpit as everyone stood.
Steve leaned his 6'1" frame down slightly so he could whisper at 5'"4 Liza a little easier, her blonde curly hair touched his cheek as he spoke. "We're in church for God's sake Liza, I guess it was his rule that I start wearing condoms again?"
"Of course, how can I get pregnant with a black man's baby if my white husband's sperm is swimming around in my fertile cunt," Liza whispered back, she was pretty sure the minister was even with their pew as she spat out "cunt."
The minister turned and waved at them with a large smile and wave fit for any parade as she said it. Once he arrived at the pulpit he smiled and with his gentle voice said, "let us pray."
"Our father..."
"I mean you agreed to it didn't you?" Liza said looking up at Steve as she asked with a shit-eating grin.
"You tricked me, you get me all 'horned up' and then you make me agree to stuff I shouldn't," Steve said.
"Whatever. You're a grown-assed man," Liza said fitfully.
"...amen,"
The Minister said.
"Amen," Steve and Liza said in unison.