"And can you take dictation?" Harry asked. He watched the eyes of the young man across the desk as he asked the question. Harry liked to watch people's eyes when he talked. The way a person's eyes widened or narrowed sometimes told more about them than a whole rΓ©sumΓ©.
George's eyes widened. Not quite 'deer in the headlights' quality widening, but Harry knew he'd hit a vulnerable spot. "I've not had much opportunity to practice, Mister Keel," he said, rallying, "but I've taken dictation in business courses. Do you expect it to come up often?"
"Not in a formal sense, no," Harry said, jotting down a quick note for later. His desk had almost a dozen folders sitting on it now, with dozens of nearly-illegible notes on each candidate in each folder. This kind of mess was half the reason he was looking for a personal assistant to begin with. "But you will be expected to keep an ear out for my conversations for anything that I might need to be reminded of later on. After all, I'm hiring you to keep me on track. That starts with knowing what the track is."
George nodded, visibly relaxing while trying not to look like he was visibly relaxing. Harry jotted down another quick note, but he watched George's eyes while he did it. Sure enough, Harry could see just the tiniest touch of panic in them. Harry wasn't sure he wanted someone who got rattled that easily.
Then again, his standards might simply be too high. Harry really wanted a personal assistant like the one billionaire industrialists had on television shows, the kind who instantly and effortlessly anticipated their bosses' every need as though they had some sort of telepathic link with them. The kind that finished your sentences for you, showed up with coffee before you asked for it, and bought your wife flowers on your anniversary when you'd forgotten what day it was on. (Or when you bought them on the anniversary of your marriage to your second wife, he thought ruefully. Oh well. There'd probably be another woman along in a few months.)
So far, though, he'd just gotten a succession of men and women like George, here, a group of competent middle managers who thought the job was something like a glorified secretary with a bit of gofer mixed in. While those certainly were among the job requirements, Harry knew his personal assistant would need to be able to handle a lot more. They'd need to be able to keep him focused on the little details before they became big problems--sure, his habit of wool-gathering and brainstorming had resulted in a number of the innovations that made Even Keel Enterprises the hot tech company it was today, but you can only forget to eat so many times before it catches up to you. And George, here? Was he really going to be able to challenge Harry when he decided on something impractical? Was he going to be able to assert authority over his own boss when Harry tried to book three different meetings for three different cities in the same day?
Probably not, Harry decided. He doesn't even seem to know how to handle it when his boss gets totally lost in thought in the middle of an interview. "Thank you, George," he said, a little animation returning to his features as he returned to reality. "Naturally, I can't assess your chances before I've interviewed all applicants, but rest assured your qualifications have been most impressive."
He stood up and shook George's hand. The grip was firm, the smile was genuine, but Harry could see in George's eyes that he knew he hadn't gotten the job. "Thank you, Mister Keel. It's been an honor to meet you." Keeping the smile firmly in place, George turned and marched out of the room.
Harry sat back down and jotted a few more notes on George's performance. Absently, he reached out and tapped the intercom. "Send in the next applicant, would you, Nadia?" A crackling buzz on the other end indicated compliance, and Harry went back to scribbling notes. He didn't know why he bothered, really. It would only go on top of the pile. It was so much harder to organize paper files than it was to organize virtual ones--but then again, it was easier to write notes on paper. Hand-writing recognition software was a joke.
What he needed was a way of converting files back and forth between paper and virtual quickly and easily. Some sort of combination shredder/scanner/printer, perhaps? He thought about it, accidentally starting to write down ideas for the machine on George's job application. A device that could scan hard-copy files, store them in virtual form, then reconstitute them into printed form on request. A sort of post-paperless office, as it were. The real question was, could you recycle the paper efficiently enough to reconstitute the documents again and again if--
"Your coffee, sir." A woman's shadow fell across his desk. "Harar Sumatra blend, no cream, two sugars. I read in 'Geek Monthly' that it's your preferred drink?"
"Thanks," he said, writing a reminder to himself to talk to paper manufacturers on Monday. He paused for a second as his brain caught up with the conversation. Then he looked up.
After looking up, he looked up quite a bit more. The woman standing in front of the desk loomed over him, six-inch stiletto heels adding to her already-considerable six feet of height. Her honey-blonde hair was pulled back into a tight ponytail, which only emphasized her air of authority. She had pale blue eyes, but for the first time in ages, Harry didn't look much at her eyes. He was too busy looking at her outfit.
She wore a black vinyl peek-a-boo bustier that displayed a generous amount of cleavage, and an even more generous amount of toned mid-riff. Below that, a matching black vinyl skirt only came down to her thighs, but Harry didn't see much in the way of exposed leg because those six-inch heels were on shiny black leather boots that came up almost all the way to the hem of the skirt. She held a riding crop in one hand and, incongrously, a cup of steaming coffee in the other.
Harry's jaw hung open for a long moment as he stared at the woman in black. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't seem to process it. There wasn't anyone else in the room, this had to be the next applicant, but...she couldn't be. It had to be a joke of some sort...but who would play it on him?
"Mister Keel?" she said briskly. "I think we should probably get started. I'm Eryn Zane." She set the coffee down on the desk and extended her hand. He noticed, even as he automatically reached out to shake it, that she wore long black vinyl gloves that came up to the elbows. "I'm here to be your new personal assistant. I've already read the brief you provided on the job requirements, and I'm not afraid to say that I can handle them admirably."
Harry blinked. "Um...you, you're serious?" he blurted out. "You're really here for the job?"