Shaving
I was a massive pregnant woman in my dream last night, probably the size of someone full-term with triplets. My dropped torpedo of a bump stuck out a good two feet and had expanded otherwise in just about every direction that my sleeping brain could conceive of. Nude in a cramped bathroom, I could barely turn around without my bare belly knocking into the toilet, the sink, the shower, everything. So, so cumbersome; so, so hot. My goal was to shave my unkempt pubic region in preparation for the imminent birth of however the hell many babies were in my tremendous midsection. This proved difficult, of course.
I had to utilize the mirror, as there was absolutely no chance of seeing my crotch without it. Attempting to position myself facing said mirror, I had to lift my bump up by at least a foot to clear the sink, then had pretty much no choice but to rest it on the sink. Naturally, I could not see through my bump, so directly facing the mirror in this fashion did not allow me any view of my pubic hair whatsoever. I managed to maneuver myself a foot or so to the right of the sink, where I still had to rest my bump on the side of the sink, but could just manage to see some of the right half of my pubic region.
My hands were free with my bump resting on the sink, so I applied some shaving cream and did what I could with what I could see. I thought I got most of that half of the area, at least from what I could manage to see. At the very least, it did not look untended anymore: maybe sloppily tended, but I'd pretty obviously worked on it to the best of my abilities. Copying what I'd done for the right, I moved to the left of the sink and repeated the process. Afterwards, I lifted my bump a bit (as much as I could) with one hand and felt around my crotch with the other. I'd managed to get most of the hair, but there were still some distinct tufts left over on both sides. Of course.
There was a toilet mere inches from my ass, the mere proximity to which made me have to piss intensely. "Fuck it." I gave up on the shaving and relieved myself, my bump sticking out from the toilet just about to the door. This shit had gotten just plain ridiculous.
The Wedding
I was a bride at my wedding reception in a stretchy white maternity wedding dress, trying to will my contractions to slow down. They'd started just before the ceremony, become alarmingly close on the limo drive to the reception, and were now (three hours into the party) indicating imminent birth. My water had broken about 90 minutes ago. Now, it was embarrassing enough to be a conspicuously pregnant bride, never mind full-term and gravid for one's own wedding. To not make it out of my most special day without the baby coming was unacceptable to me, regardless of how little time was elapsing between contractions. We only had the reception hall for another two and a half hours, and I was completely determined to keep this baby in me until after that.
I'd made it through the vows I'd written for my now-husband without anyone noticing what was going on, despite the 2 contractions within it. I'd danced through about a dozen songs so far, despite 2-3 contractions per. My water had broken without anyone noticing: I'd dumped my tonic water all over my lap the moment I felt the amniotic fluid start flowing, and had successfully passed the whole mess off as a spilled drink. I'd hidden my ongoing labor from even my groom, telling him I was just "standard preggo exhausted" and needed to sit down for a while, undergoing contractions every 90 seconds all the while.
By sheer force of will, it felt like, I made it all the way to the end of the reception without giving birth. My new husband and I got in the limo to be taken to our hotel, and I could feel the baby just starting to crown before my ass touched the seat. Game over, I finally succumbed and gave birth in the limo, which promptly redirected to the nearest hospital. No wedding night consummation, which pissed me off. But we'd obviously fucked before, and we'd fuck again in a few weeks. Fun wedding day, overall.
The Oasis
I felt and looked like myself for the first time in a number of dreams. I was in the middle of a desert that looked like what I'd seen of Joshua Tree, hiking far from any visible road, vehicle, or person. All desert, all around me, as far as the eye could see: it was gorgeous.
An even more gorgeous sight awaited me once I reached the top of an especially high dune: an oasis! A tiny pond, maybe twice the size of a backyard pool, was surrounded by 7 or 8 palm trees and various succulents and desert grasses. On a large flat rock in the shade between two of the trees a woman was laying on her back...completely nude save for a pair of sunglasses, with no clothes even visible in her surroundings. Had she hiked here clad only in shades?
She was a beautiful sight within a beautiful locale, and the situation only improved as I got closer: she was pregnant and modestly showing, 5 months along I'd soon learn. Her black hair came halfway down her bosom, her nipples were a deep brown, breasts still perky, bump a blemish-free curve of elegance, and legs stunningly long and toned. A supermodel if I've ever dream-encountered one.