July 20th - A Self-Conscious Mpreg
Lucid Dream Report #1428 or so: I found myself in a Target-type department store, a pregnant man probably 8 months along. I felt incredibly self-conscious, more than I've ever felt in my entire life. Even in an extremely loose XXXL hoodie, my torpedo-shaped bump was incredibly hard to hide. In my head were all the bigoted thoughts our society held about this new phenomenon of pregnant men, something unnatural, perverted, and/or just plain wrong. Not how I felt about it personally, but the weight of the apparent societal judgement filled me with an almost unbearable amount of shame. I'm not sure why I was even out in public (never mind this crowded a location), but that's where I turned out to be, and I could hardly have felt more humiliated or desperate to hide my condition.
I was in the middle of the housewares department, stuck within a labyrinth of absurdly narrow aisles, sharp corners, and thin columns displaying poorly-balanced porcelain pieces that would almost certainly fall down given the slightest contact. What a fucking nightmare. My only real move to try to hide my condition was to keep my hands in my pockets and try to hold my hoodie out further than my bump, which really didn't get the job done but was all I had to hold onto. Making my midsection protrude even further in this manner, I was even more likely to bump into and break the items surrounding me.
I was frozen, knowing any and all movements would bring noisy destruction and the resultant unwanted attention from the multitude of surrounding shoppers. People began noticing my pregnant form despite my best efforts, though, and I saw at least half a dozen people in the direction I happened to be looking pointing at me and laughing. "Fatso!" "Freak!" "Pregnancy is for women, you deviant! God will judge you!"
Yeah, I heard some pretty monstrous shit. Keeping frozen no longer felt like a viable option, so I had to move myself out of this porcelain labyrinth and get myself the hell out of the store. I turned to my right, my belly swinging directly into a delicate tea set. It shattered loudly on the floor, and more heads turned to mock and/or condemn me. I turned to my left, and the entirety of a 7-foot high rack of fragile plates fell to the ground, the noise absolutely unholy. This finally snapped me out of the dream, to my immense relief.
I know it was all imagined, but it really made me hate the world as I started to go about my day. These particular bigotries may not exist (right now, anyway), but equally insidious and absurd ones do, and I couldn't help consider all this given the visceral feelings the nightmare provoked in me. I'm going to try to have some much more positive and pleasant dreams in the coming days!
July 21st - Child-Bearing Hips
After the mpreg nightmare, I spent some of my day focusing on the pleasant (and sexy) idea of child-bearing hips, especially as they widen and prepare for birth during a pregnancy. I love this particular maternal transformation, and thought it'd be nice to have a dream that featured it. As soon as I was dreaming, I was happy to find myself in a happy home with a happy wife sporting some seriously child-bearing hips along with her massive spherical bump (under a sexily domestic checkered apron, to boot). I could hear our many children playing upstairs, making a pleasantly familial racket.
She sat down next to me on our couch and put her feet up on the ottoman, legs spread wide. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed she wore no underwear, and her vagina looked considerably dilated, even to my barely-trained eye. She spread her legs wide, and a baby abruptly slid out. Such child-bearing hips and such experience with giving birth that she didn't even comment on the process, maybe didn't even notice it herself!
Pleasant, fun, and funny dream. I'll aim for a sexual dream tonight, but this was a good palate cleanser for the moment.
July 22nd - The Cab Ride
I hailed a cab, but hadn't noticed the pregnant, business casual-clad woman hailing the same cab just next to me. I tried to decline the ride and give it to her, but she insisted we share it, and it turned out we were headed toward the same area about 15 minutes away. Sitting next to each other, she quickly noticed my eyes repeatedly drifting to her bump and was able to identify a fetishist when she saw one. She glanced at the driver to make sure he wasn't paying attention to us, grabbed my hand and put it up the bottom of her top. I rubbed her firm, smooth belly and was fully erect in moments.