July 6th - The Fertility Ritual
I decided a few days ago that I wanted to return to an mpreg dream-environment, and be the pregnant man myself once again. With some research about fertility rituals under my belt, I made some pretty good preparations for a fun dream. Usually such rituals are done with pregnant women, for obvious reality-based reasons, but I figured my mind could handle a few minor adjustments to reality. I was ready to have my big hairy bump worshipped, and I was pretty sure I'd be able to find some fertility-hungry ladies to do so.
The dream happened last night, and it was quite a trip. I found myself in the middle of a dark forest in a clearing with a large bonfire, a rather spooky setting my brain apparently associated with fertility rituals (maybe connecting it to witches or the like). I was laying on a soft make-shift bed, and I was so hairy! I'm usually pretty damn hairy, so it was interesting to see just how much hairier I could look. Belly button and nipples were all entirely obscured by the dark brown forest covering me. My bump was a nice round size and pleasantly filled out, softer than usual and really enjoyable to grab handfuls of.
There were six attractive nude women circling the fire and chanting (again, pretty witch-like). The only words in the chant I could make out were "grow," "seed," and "toads." As the other four continued the chant, two of the ladies approached. One started playing with my dick, getting it nice and hard then mounting me and beginning to ride. The other started rubbing my swollen belly with an oil that smelled like herbs and minty medicine. The oil-anointer kept the chant up, making the massage feel like belly worship. Hey, I'm pretty into my belly, too; certainly willing to accept any worship directed toward the bump.
I came after a three or four minute ride, she came pretty much concurrently, then she switched places with the anointer. Like in my harem dream a while ago, I apparently had no refractory period, so I was hard again right away and once again only took a few minutes to get off. The constant oily rubbing of my big hairy belly helped my ability to stay aroused, naturally. Once these two had both fucked and anointed, the next two came over to do the same, and the final two after them. I hoped I dream-impregnated at least a few of these ladies, as that was clearly the point of the whole thing.
After waking up, I couldn't get their chant out of my head. It was impressively catchy, at least for a witch song.
July 8th - The Teaching Assistant
I was a TA holding office hours in my dream last night. After a gentle knock at the door, one of my students entered and took a seat next to me. Heavily pregnant, of course, and wearing a nicely form-fitting maternity dress. She got right to the point, asking for more time on her term paper due to her "condition." Not sure how that was particularly relevant to her ability to finish the paper on time, but I knew that she'd been catching me staring at her bump all semester, and I felt a bit guilty about that; I quickly granted her request for extra time.