Danny would never admit it, but he knew exactly when this started.
He was a teenager, 18 and in the middle of his senior year of high school. It was after school, and his parents were at work so it was time for one of his favorite activities- browsing the internet for dumb memes. As we all tend to do, he fell down a video rabbit hole, one that would change his life in the most perverse way. One minute, you're laughing at the dumb joke of the week, the next, one of those memes involves a gorgeous woman, naked with an absolute bubble of an ass, bending over a chair and letting loose an enormous fart that sounded like a duck exploding and just infects your brain like nothing else.
The initial shock caused Danny to replay the video, but after the third time, he just found himself aroused. He thought something was wrong with him, so he rushed to turn it off, but he couldn't stop thinking about it. He didn't get a look at her face, all you could see was her ass cheeks, two giant, dimpled globes that slightly spread apart as the sound of sweet relief erupted from her cheeks. Add a sigh that almost sounded like a moan, and that was all it took. Danny was stuck with a fart fetish for the rest of his life.
Even now, in his early twenties, it felt like it could dominate his life. For the most part, he was a normal guy- worked at an insurance firm, decently good looking with brown hair and brown eyes, about 5'10 in height, but really, nothing about him stuck out, and yet, his dirty secret made him feel like he stuck out like a sore thumb. He never told anybody, but he felt like sometimes, people just KNEW, as if the phrase, "I like the smell of girl's butts" was stamped on his forehead in red ink. He never felt comfortable enough to share it with anyone he was intimate with- he felt like just about ANYONE would look at him like some sort of disgusting deviant.
At least until the new girl came to work.
He was typing away on his computer, setting up appointments and guzzling his cup of black coffee when his boss came to his cubicle, knocking on the side panel for some stupid excuse of a joke.
"Anyone home?," chuckled the middle aged muskrat. Danny, a coyote, forced out a light chuckle in return; Anything to stay on his boss's good side. "Mornin', Boss," he said rather flatly.
"Mornin', Daniel. Good news-you're going to be training someone for the first time!," said his lame ass boss.
"Really? That's exciting!," he replied, feigning excitement as well as he could. In truth, he'd rather just be able to work and keep to himself.
"Yep, fresh outta college, just like you when you got here a couple years back. She's real shy, so just be your usual, amiable self while you show her the ropes, okay? I'm gonna bring her over here so you can show her around, just give me one second."
Danny didn't care if they were male or female- he just wanted to get through the day and go back home. Isn't that all anyone wants? Having to babysit a newbie wasn't on his to-do list, but that's just how it goes. His boss waddled around the corner, turning behind him as he called, "Over here, Ms. Andrews!"
Danny got up to greet the newbie (it's only polite) as she turned the corner, and suddenly, his day got a bit more.... Interesting.
Danny had worked with women before, and minus the occasional perverted thought, he never really looked at any of them differently, but none of them were as gorgeous as the skunk in front of him. She was tall, with her black and white hair tied in a short ponytail. Sky blue eyes with a couple of freckles on her face made her look just oh so innocent, like someone you wanted to protect.
Underneath the green and purple dress suit was a body that wouldn't quit. She had a small, but perky bust, but what he couldn't help but notice was her wide hips and thick thighs. They almost looked like they belonged to a completely different women. He could only imagine what she looked like from the back.
He snapped out of it once his boss cleared his throat and said, "Alright, Mr. Daniels, this here is Ms. Clover Andrews! She's going to be working in your department, so I want you to show her around, help her get a feel for the job, you know, things of that nature, you're a smart guy, you know how this goes, hmm?"
His boss waddled off, leaving him here with arguably the most attractive women he had ever met in his life. His throat dried up while the palms of his hands started to sweat. The silence was deafening until Clover said, "It's really nice to meet you, Mr. Daniels. Um, the boss talked a lot about you before he brought me over here," in the sweetest, airiest voice you could imagine. Danny gulped before he said, "Please, you can call me... Danny."
He stopped as she cracked a smile and started giggling a bit.