(Hello all! I believe this is my fifth story here, and my longest yet. I definitely want to continue this, but at the same time, I just wanted to get something out there to gauge interest. Hope you enjoy and stick around for more. Hit me up on Twitter if you'd like to commission me to write for you!)
Kinks: Food Fetish, Public, Cumflation, Femboy, Hyper, Big Dick, Romance, Petite, Graphic Sexual Descriptions Of Food
For a while, I wasn't sure why Riley didn't like eating with me. Turns out, he liked it too much.
When I first came across his Tinder profile, he seemed like a pretty standard, cute guy. Bit femboy-ish, with smoother, tan skin. On the cusp of being chubby. He loved tight graphic tees and black yoga pants, even if they showed off his hefty bulge. Did I mention he didn't like wearing underwear? I figured that out from the pictures. Still amazed they didn't get taken down. Maybe it was 'cause of that goofy, gap-tooth grin. Or the messy, long brown hair, always in his face. And those girly, jiggly hips, that soon-to-be muffin top! God, sorry. I could rant about my boyfriend for hours.
Compared to him, I was a stick. We'd joke about how our body fat was swapped at birth. His chest was the same size as mine, and I have tits! It's one thing to be flat, but when the guy you're dating has more bounce than you do, it's hard not to be self conscious. Riley's curves were subtle, but far rounder than mine. Jack Skellington was a halloween classic for me. My twiggy wrists and scarecrow torso were made for the role. Maybe that's why I was so attracted to him: He had a feminine figure with a grapefruit package. I hoped it would fit...I had 7 inches on Riley in terms of height (I'm five foot seven) but the thought of getting pounded by that thing was, uh, intimidating.
I sent him a chat. Made him laugh. Wish I could've heard it -- Riley's giggle could cure cancer. He said he found me attractive too (in a not so subtle, excess-heart-emojis sort of way), and after a few nights of chatting, we decided to meet up. Nothing too crazy, public park, you know the deal. He was even prettier in person. The first thing I noticed was his smell: sweet, like a flower, mixed with a healthy amount of sweat. You should've seen how he pranced up to me. Epitome of "cute like a bunny and just as oblivious." I let him lead me around, vainly trying not to stare at his ass. I couldn't help myself. His leggings were so far sandwiched between his cheeks, they might as well have been painted on. Still, we had fun. At the end of the day, I gave him a quick peck on the nose and we went our separate ways. Riley later told me how much he dreamed about that kiss.
The next few dates were similar. Public place, a bit of exploring. Watched his plush, hairless arms, that subtle tummy jiggle. Desperately wishing I could see through that neon-red band tee. I listened to his nerdy rants, he listened to me sing. It was a good deal. But I noticed something odd -- Riley seemed to have an aversion to eating. Any time I suggested getting a meal, he shook his head and gave a hasty excuse. He wouldn't even look at the food carts. I clued on quick that something was up, but didn't wanna spoil the mood. I wound up learning about his kink the hard way, on our fifth date: All because of a chicken sandwich.
It was another sweltering summer day at the local park, and Riley was wearing a sun hat. Don't know why the hair in his eyes wasn't shade enough, but I digress. He was pointing at some ducks on the pond. "Ash, look! She has baby ducks behind her! Aww!"
I was rifling through my bag, but gave a quick glance. "Aww, that's cute. Not as much as you, though." Excuse my eye-rolling flirtation. I resumed my search and finally found my sandwich. I pulled it out and unwrapped it. The scent of toasted, nutty bread filled the air.
"Oh shut up, you -- unfg." Riley looked back to me and made an odd little groan, biting his pouting, glossy lip. At first, I thought his attention was on my crotch.
I furrowed my brow. "Riley, hey. You good?" I glanced around, mildly embarrassed. His moan sounded sexual. What if someone saw us?
He seemed to snap out of it. "Oh! Um, yeah. Sorry. It's just. Uh." I knew he was trying to look at me. But every time, his gaze went straight back to the food between my legs.
I realized what he was staring at. "Ah. Want a bite? It's a chicken lettuce sandwich." I offered it to him. "The bread's whole grain, the chicken's got some --"
"Ughhh." Suddenly, his eyes scrunched up, and his knees pressed together. Riley hid his face beneath the brim of his sunhat. "I'm, I'm..." He waved away the sandwich. "I'm good." His hand was shaking.
By now I knew he was acting odd. I glanced around one last time and whipped out my phone. It's dorky, but texting in-person is a good way to whisper.
Ash: Are you sure ur ok? Ur acting kinda horny lol
Riley followed suit. He had a hard time keeping his eyes on his phone.
Riley: IM SO SORRY I MEANT TO TELL U EARLIER
I tried to figure out if he was okay. Was this serious?
Ash: Tell me what??
Riley leaned his head back and sighed. His cheeks were cherry.
Riley: Okay don't laugh!! :((
I smiled.
Ash: I wont!
He gulped. He looked over his shoulder. A bead of sweat ran down his forehead. Riley started furiously typing.
Riley: Okay so i kinda have a food fetish and i don't mean i like foodplay during sex i mean i just think food is really hot?? Like eating and talking about it REALLY gets me going and i really have a problem in public now cause i dont even have to touch myself anymore i just look at it or smell it or TASTE it and i have a orgasm and it can happen REALLY FAST and its super embarrassing but thats why i dont like eating food around u cause i dont wanna be weird but at the same time its hot and i really like you a lot so please dont take this the wrong way i just have a really invasive kink and i hope thats okay ;(((