Did You Just Eat Asparagus

(Disclaimer for those who don't like urine ingestion; you may want to skip this story, but there is a mystery solved at the very end.)

A few months ago, my girlfriend, Gina and I went to dinner at a steak house adjacent to the mall. Our plan for the evening was to hop over to the movie theater at the mall after dinner to see the movie, "Top Gun Maverick." Our timing, on a week night, turned out to be perfect and we ended up seated five minutes before the start of the movie.

Since we had just had dinner, we didn't get any popcorn or snacks, and since we knew it would be a long movie, we did not get anything to drink. We didn't want to have to jump up before the end of the movie to rush to the restroom.

When the movie ended, Gina stood up quickly and whispered loudly to me, "Let's go; I gotta pee really bad!"

We rushed out of the theater and down the hall to the restroom area. I waited outside while Gina went into the women's restroom, but she came back out almost immediately.

"Damn! It's packed and there's a long line," she said, nervously walking around.

"We're only about fifteen minutes from home; can you hold it that long?" I asked.

"No, but I've got an idea; follow me."

She walked back to the theater we had just abandoned and we went inside. She looked around and when she didn't see anybody still in there, she led me back up the stairs to the top level where we had been sitting.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Nobody checks these theaters until the end of the day and the next showing of this movie won't be for another twenty or thirty minutes."

About half way up, the stairway turns to a sharp right for a few steps, then goes back left, up towards the back of the theater. She stopped where the stairs turned. In that deep corner, we were basically out of sight of anyone who might come in and look over the theater.

"Get down, Barry, you know what to do," she said, hiking up her skirt. She never wears panties or a thong when we're in public.

I should preface the next part by admitting that occasionally, I drink at least some her pee. It's usually during foreplay, sometimes during sex, if she has to urinate, or sometimes afterwards because it makes me hard. She can't believe that I actually swallow it, but it turns her on to watch me do it.

Gina has done some Kegel exercises and is able to control her urine flow. This is particularly useful because sometimes I just want a taste. In that situation, I kneel over the toilet while she stands and she pees directly into my mouth. She can stop when I've had enough, then sit down and finish emptying her bladder.

I quickly sat down on the floor in the corner, leaned back on my hands and tilted my head back. This is the usual position when we play around because it's easier for her to start her flow than to squat over or sit on my face.

Her legs straddled my head and her thighs firmly cupped my face. She looked down at me and said, "Open up; here goes."

The first spurt was quick and heavy, but I was ready for it. It quickly filled my open mouth and she could easily tell when to stop. When she did, I swallowed quickly and smiled. She looked at me, confused.

"What's so funny?"

"I forgot that you had asparagus with dinner tonight," I said, opening my mouth wide.

She gave me another mouthful, and then realized that she could smell it; that odd odor that comes when you urinate after eating asparagus. I gulped it down.

"Does it taste like it smells?" she asked.

"It's more acrid than when you usually pee for me, but the smell is like eating asparagus."

I usually warn Gina ahead of time if I will be wanting her to pee for me, and she drinks plenty of water ahead of time so it will weaken the strength of her urine. I was not expecting to be drinking any of it that day, so it was much stronger than usual.

"Is it too strong? I can hold the rest until we get home?"

"Go ahead and finish; it's turning me on."

She released spurt after spurt until she was done, and I licked her labia to get the last few dribbles. She put her pussy against my mouth again, held my head in her hands and said, "Eat me."

If Gina wants to just get aroused before intercourse, she will say, "Lick me." But if she wants to come, she tells me to eat her. She knows how enthusiastic I will be and that I won't stop until she tells me to. I ignored the fact that we were in a public place and gave her my best effort in that position. She enjoyed it for a few minutes and when she finally squeezed her legs together more firmly, I knew I had done a good job.

"Oh, shit, I love coming in your mouth after you drink my piss; it's so nasty."

I gently licked her clean, and she stood up when she had recovered from her orgasm. We left the theater and I went to the men's restroom to wash my face.

We held hands on the way out to the car and she squeezed my hand. "When we get home I am so going to fuck you until your balls are dry."

This is why I will do anything she asks.

So, happy ending and the answer to the question - yes, pee tastes very much like asparagus because the smell enhances the taste.