This is the first story I submitted to Literotica. Most of my tales actually happened, although real life was often slightly less... um, pornographic.
Writing about one's own life is in itself a form of masturbation, but masturbation is fun. Writing these dirty stories resurfaced many things and even people I had forgotten. And by the way, names and places have been changed, because in cyberspace you never know who's looking over your shoulder.
I hope you have as much fun reading these stories as I had writing them.
-- Felix
This story began in the warm waters of Hawaii, which is appropriate because it's about warm water.
This was a few years ago, when my wife Sarah and I were approaching thirty--still energetic, trim, and horny every day. We were also golden brown from our long days at the beaches around Diamond Head. One of our favorite bits of sand was a small private beach near our apartment, on the Waikiki side of the crater.
All beaches in the state were legally open to everyone, but "private" beaches usually had no parking lots, showers, or bathrooms. We could walk to this one, though, and we often did, carrying a large cooler between us. Everything was in the cooler: sunblock, paperbacks, beach towels, backrests, and a lot of beer.
We were trying to keep our weight under control, so the beer was usually one of those watery 50-calory concoctions, but I think we probably drank twice as much of it in an effort to get buzzed. And that's the main reason we would get up once or twice every hour to go for a short "swim," much of which was spent pissing into the blue Pacific, particularly as the day went on.
People peed in the water, rather than somewhere on the sand, as a courtesy. For one thing, Hawaii's local people don't care for non-family behavior on the beach. The tourists in their vacation houses along the beach, all with picture windows, wouldn't have cared for it either. You'd have to be very sneaky to pee without being seen.
More important, though, was the smell. It would be true on any beach in the world but, especially under Hawaii's warm sun, dozens of tourist puddles a day would quickly make a beautiful beach smell like the men's room in a biker bar.
On one gorgeous Oahu afternoon, Sarah and I got up from our beach chairs and waded out through the tiny waves together. Once the water was up to our waists I just relaxed and let the golden river flow through my swim trunks while we talked about something or other. Suddenly I felt a rush of warmer water envelop me. I realized the downshore current must be running from Sarah's direction. I laughed.
"Hey," I said. "You peed on me."
Sarah made a little face and said, "Sorry."
"I didn't mind," I said. I took her hand and smiled down at her as she crouched to cool her body in the ocean, then stood up with her wet swimsuit clinging to her tanned breasts. "That was weird," I said. "All of a sudden the water got really warm."
"I said I was sorry," Sarah said.
"No, no," I said. I was thinking about it. "I kind of liked it."
"Liked it?" This time she didn't make a face. She just looked at me with a little smile.
Lying around on the beach usually makes me a little horny in general, but I was getting off on this a little bit. "Yeah. It was sort of a turn-on," I said. I realized I was getting onto weird territory, and I shut up.
We started wading back to our towels. After we had gone a little way, she said, "You want me to do it again?"
"What.... Now?" I said.
"No," she laughed. "Next time."
"Sure," I said.
If it was all right with her, it was for sure all right with me.
As we got back to the beach, I said, "You could even stand right next to me, so it will be even hotter." I had meant it in terms of temperature, but it worked either way.
"OK, Tommy," she said, in a tone of voice that suggested I was a weirdo.
As we sat down, dripping all over our towels, I lifted the lid on the cooler and pulled out two more beers. With my thumb I popped the cap on the first one and handed it to Sarah. She laughed, and then chugged about half of it while she looked at me.
After that I had trouble following the plot of the book I was reading. I was actually turned on, thinking about Sarah pissing on me--on purpose.
I knew that a lot of people liked piss games. You couldn't spend much time on a porn site without running across a golden shower or a girl crouched in the parking lot behind the pub, wetting her jeans, but I had never found that erotic. Part of the problem is the nature of porn itself: most of those girls are being paid or pressured in some way to do it, and it shows. To have my wife, my other half, willingly doing something so forbidden really appealed to me.
With half a boner going, I put my book down and got us two more beers. It was our third since coming ashore.
Sarah was lying on her side, reading, with her back to me. I slipped my hand under her suit bottom, then cupped one of her round ass cheeks and massaged it, with my thumb firmly against her asshole. She looked at me and took the beer I was offering her. "I think this will probably be it for this round," she said. "My bladder is already starting to send messages." She looked at me with a half-smile and waggled an eyebrow. She knew what I was thinking about.
That beer lasted less than five minutes. "I have to pee," she said.
"I do too," I said, and we stood up. I tried to adjust my trunks to hide my erection. I failed. I don't know if Sarah noticed it, but she didn't say anything.
When we got out to a decent depth she turned and pressed herself tightly against my front. We were both smiling.
"One thing," she said. "Don't go until I'm through. I want to feel you do it, too."
"All right," I said, and the words were barely out of my mouth when I felt the water getting warm. In the cool ocean, her pee felt very hot against me, washing over my lower belly and crotch. It was incredibly erotic. I just looked into her face, amazed at what we were doing, and she was looking at me the same way, not smiling, with her eyes searching mine. The hot bath went on for what seemed like an amazingly long time, but when it slowed, I wanted even more. Each of us was holding the other tightly, and we stayed pressed together until all I could feel was cool ocean. She lifted her face and we kissed deeply.
Now she smiled. "You're a complete pervert," she said.
I thought about it. "Maybe I am," I said. "That was... hot." She laughed.
"Now you do me," she said, and turned us both so that I was the one upstream in the current. Maybe I wasn't the only pervert here.