"Who are THEY?" I asked Angela.
That was rude of me. Today was Angela's day. Gorgeous in her white dress, train and lace rippling in the light evening breeze, she was kind to stop and chat with me. And here I was, gawking at some other woman, and the man on her arm.
"That's Mave, my cousin. And Hector, her husband. They're quite rich, can't you tell?" She said it like it was a bad thing. I wasn't so. The couple stuck out, but not in a gaudy way. They were elegant. Like maybe they belonged at a slightly fancier wedding--no offense to Angela.
Mave was wearing a black dress with a thigh-high slit. I'd had a dress tailored once when I'd been a bridesmaid. The lady had bustled me too and fro with an efficiency that bordered on rudeness. Fair, I'd supposed, since she had to work six of us before lunch. But I imagined the woman who'd altered Mave's dress would have approached it differently, taken her time. Maybe she'd even reveled in the process, snapping a picture at the end to rub it in the face of my tailor. "Another bridal party? How horrible. Look at my girl here. Isn't she refined? We keep a standing appointment every other Tuesday, you know."
"They're swingers, too," Angela whispered, salaciously. "Mike, he's one of the groomsmen, almost went home with them after my sister's wedding. Dummy thought he was pulling
that
." She drew emphatic curves in the air. "Until he realized they were a package deal. Poor guy, I think he almost went for it anyway."
I tried not to stare across the pavilion at the couple. In doing so, I realized I wasn't the only one ogling them. The bride was sitting over here with me, but her guests milled about in deference to the couple. The men stepped wide around Hector, jostling other tables to avoid bumping him. At the same time, women eyed him while floating by, their heads tracking, begging to be noticed, until they couldn't reasonably contort any further. I could feel Angela's annoyance bubbling beside me.
"So you think they're like, on the prowl?" I asked, trying to sound scandalized.
"Ugh,
always
. Him, I get it, whatever. But her, I think she's even come on to me a few times." When I didn't seem aghast enough, Angela prodded me. "She's my cousin, Lilly!"
I did my best to affect the appropriate level of disgust. But I was distracted by visions of Angela, in her wedding dress, sandwiched between them. Mentally, I shook myself. I replaced Angela, in her white lace, with myself, wearing significantly less. Better. No less distracting. But much better.
"Um, look. I've gotta make the rounds. Thanks so much for coming." Angela brightened. I think she'd suddenly remembered it was her wedding.
Before she twirled away, we shared a brief hug. Her dress was backless. Her muscles flexed under my fingers. I could see why Hector might have sent his wife on that hunt.
Damn, I was worked up. I wasn't even that into girls, usually. The bar, and at least one drink, seemed like a good idea.
On my way, I was briefly waylaid by a casual acquaintance. This turned out to be quite fateful. Because thanks to the delay I found myself settling into the drink line directly behind Mave.
Of course, she paid me zero attention. But I'm no shrinking wallflower, and this wasn't going to be my
first
drink of the night. "Hi, I'm Lilly," I said.
"Mave Jensin," she said. "But you knew that. I see my cousin introduced us in absentia."
"Guilty. But don't worry. I know she can be a little jealous."
That got me a sidelong glance. It wasn't Mave's full attention, but other women had been falling over themselves for less tonight. "She can be, yes. It's not a good look on anyone," she said.
When I didn't jump in with any of the obvious and sycophantic pile-ons, I was rewarded with a smidge more attention. "It looks like you didn't bring a date?"
It sure felt like a catty jab. Even if it wasn't, Mave didn't do anything to make it sound like anything else. Still, I chose to see it as a test. One that I kinda thought I was acing, so far.
"Thought I'd leave the door open to meet someone here," I said.
That was the right answer, apparently. At last, Mave appraised me fully. Cool blue eyes looked me up and down. I demurred, and met them only at the very end, after I'd been thoroughly scanned, and even then, only for a moment before looking away.
"Well, Lilly, I'm sure you'll find someone," she said.
Then we were at the bar. Some exotic cocktail for her--she rattled off the recipe for the bartender, who eagerly fumbled through it. For me, red wine. "Yes, that Pino Noir, the one right there."
Back at my seat, I felt like I had to catch my breath. I could have downed the wine right then and hopped back in line for another. But I had to believe that Mave was watching me now. It was a relief when the dancing started.
I am not a good dancer. But I'm pretty, and I smile readily, which counts for enough. Soon I was making my way through the single guys. They were even starting to vie for my attention. It gave me the confidence to put on a show. I stopped worrying that the Jensins might be watching me. Instead, I started to get off on it.
In the strange courtship dance of the guys, one of them won. I don't know what the signal was. I've never been able to tell. But he started to follow me around, and the others retreated to a respectful distance. He was a nice boy. Tall and charming, if a little puffy in the cheeks, the best dancer there by far. On another night I'd have been quite pleased to be attended by him. But tonight, it felt smothering. I didn't want to rebuff him, at least not fully, because I wasn't quite sure what had passed between Mave and me. If I could have, I would have put him aside in a corner, as a backup, until I figured that out.
Mave found me when my boy went for another beer. She materialized behind me, emerging casually from a circular conversation. But the timing was too perfect. A thrill of excitement rushed through me as my hopes were confirmed. I dared to believe I had her. And by extension, Hector, who I suddenly couldn't locate. Which was strange, since he was quite tall.
"Hi, Mave!" I said brightly. Before immediately deflating under her withering look. It seemed that even if I was a worthy quarry, the social hierarchy need still be maintained. "Sorry. Didn't mean to shout. A little too much wine, I think."
She smiled graciously at my obeisance, "Hi Lilly. Meet anyone yet?"
I looked over at the bar where my backup plan was ordering drinks for the both of us. Mave followed my gaze. "Still looking," I said.
"Really? It looked like you two were hitting it off."
"Just dancing, I'm not so sure he's into me."
It was a poor lie, and Mave's feline smile told me she bought none of it. "I thought you might want to meet my husband." She said it casually, like it flowed naturally in the conversation and wasn't either a complete non sequitur, or a frank admission that she was angling to put a bow on me and serve me up to him. That was some more imagery that I couldn't dwell on if I was going to respond instead of standing there like a drooling idiot.