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Phoenix Arrow -
In the world of Fantasy, we make our Reality!
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Hello, my name is Jessica and would consider myself to be a successful woman. I am vice-president of an accounting firm, have my very own house, and just bought a new jaguar. All in all, I'd say I was doing all right for myself. However, the one thing that I am lacking is a man. I am a very independent woman and a slight feminist, but most women have that need to be held by a loving husband.
However, my lack of a man is not because I'm not good looking. At 28 I'm no model, but I still have all my charms, from curvy hips, to long legs, to my C cup breasts, and what all my friends tell me is an attractive face. And its not to say that I haven't tried, but most of the men I've dated either had one problem or the other, and I never quite found the one I really wanted to marry.
It was late on Friday when Sally, a fellow vice president and my very good friend walked through the door and rushed up to my desk.
"Hey Jess, you've got to try this".
She came around and started typing a web link on my computer.
"I was walking down the hall this afternoon and saw some of the secretaries huddled around one of the computers. When I asked then what was going on, they showed me this".
On the screen was apparently a dating website.
"When I asked the girls about it, they told me it works really well. Several of them have already been dating men from this site, and they all seemed very excited about it".
I took a closer look at the screen. It appeared to be a legitimate online dating service, with links for men or women.
Sally looked over at me with a wink.
"Come on Jess, lets give it a try."
I looked at her and gave her a sarcastic laugh. "Oh don't be silly, these things never work."
"How would you know, have you ever tried it?"
"No"
"See, and it couldn't be any worse than what ever you've been trying so far."
"Hey!"
"Sorry, but its true. Now come on, lets give it a go."
I sighed and gave in. "Ok ok, but only if you do one to."
"But I already have a boyfriend".
"Than I guess I won't be doing it."
"Ok, I'll just do it for fun."
Sally took the mouse and clicked on "Find a Man for You".
The next page revealed a type of pole. On it was a list of 5 questions with answers that asked for all things I would look for in a man.
The questions were:
1. How successful should he be?
A. Very Successful B. Moderately Successful C. Success not important
2. How Good Looking should he be?
A. Very attractive B. Moderately attractive C. Looks aren't important
3. When at a restaurant, he should?
A. Let me order for myself B. Ask me what I like and order for me C. Order for me without asking
4. How would you prefer an argument to end?
A. A compromise B. I win C. Always he'd win
5. In bed, how would you prefer he act
A. Romantic B. Plain C. Rough
Sally encouraged me to take this seriously, so after studying each question, I choose: Very Successful, Moderately Attractive, Let me order for myself, A compromise, and Romantic.
I clicked submit. We waited for about a minute for it to process. I could tell Sally was excited for the results. Soon a list of about 15 men popped up. Apparently they were the ones that most closely matched my answers.
After looking at all the men, one caught my eye. His name was John. He was a lawyer and a partner for a very large law firm, about 35, and from his picture looked quite attractive.
I pointed him out to Sally and she clicked on his name and up popped his profile.
John, 35. Very Successful, charming, good sense of humor, handsome. Is looking for a woman that will be his best friend and lover.
Sally printed his phone number and handed it to me. "There you go, your perfect man. You really should call him. What's the worst that can happen?"
I smiled, then folded the paper and put it in my purse.
"Ok, my turn. Since I already have a boyfriend I'm doing this just for fun remember."
We reloaded the poll page and the list of questions came up again.
"Hmmm, I have an idea. Why don't we choose all the worst traits we could possibly want in a man. I mean select all the bad answers to each question. I wonder if there are any real guys that pathetic out there."
So with both of us giggling the whole time, she choose: Success not important, Looks aren't important, order for me without asking, For him to always win arguments, and for him to be Rough in bed.
We giggled as the results loaded onto the page. Then a list popped up, if you could call it that.
There was just one person, and judging from his picture, was a very unkept disappointing man. Sally and me both laughed as we read his description.
Billy, 37. Very Demanding. Has trouble keeping jobs. Has tendency to be very opinionated. Is looking for a special kind of girl that will take care of his needs.