Watching your wife riding Santa Claus's dick was as surreal an experience as a person is ever going to have in life. He's on the couch that she and I both were sitting on hours earlier as we wrapped the last few gifts to place under the tree, but now she's straddling his lap, gyrating her hips and bouncing over top of him while his lips are suckling her nipples. I can tell she's trying not to moan and cry out, the look on her face is the same one when she and I are having sex in the bedroom and she's trying not to make too much noise because our kid's room is right next door. I'm staring, dumbfounded, on the chair across the living room from them as they continue on as if they're alone in the room.
"Fuck me. Oh god, San'na, fuck me," she moans as her bouncing grows more aggressive. Her words drawling his name into an almost innocent sounding call of children seeing him for the first time each December and screaming it as they run towards his lap.
"San'na! San'na!"
Only her adult intentions were far less pure than wanting a doll or an easy bake oven. She only wanted to taste the batter.
One might be brought back to reality and call this a kink. A fantasy that a wife asked her husband to indulge in and hire a man, a bull, to dress up in a Santa suit and come over on Christmas Eve. She wanted to catch him laying out the presents and then give him some of her milk and cookies before he moved onto the next house. It would be a fun, fetish-fulfilling kink that a dutiful husband gets for his amazing wife. If only it were that simple and easy to explain.
My wife has always been obsessed with Christmas. She is a full participant in every aspect of it from decorating the house (both inside and out), her car, wrapping presents, christmas baking, watching the hallmark movies, caroling, volunteering at soup kitchens, all of it. During the time of mid-November until December 24th she is basically the reincarnation of Mrs Claus and your grandmother combined into one perfect christmas spewing entity.
The funny thing is that you can't bring her down from this. I, myself, am not much into Christmas. It seems most men aren't actually. Some go along with their wives' interest in it, but for the most part they could take it or leave it. My wife is fine with this though and goes along humming Mariah Carey and Michael Buble. I guess she doesn't expect much from me so as long as I'm not impeding her then she gets to like the things she likes.
She despises all of the grinch paraphernalia that is becoming more and more popular. Despite his turn around at the end of the movie it still promotes anti-Christmas sentiment as you buy these things for people who don't like Christmas.
"I find it ironic that people are buying christmas presents of a figure who hates christmas and giving them to people because they hate christmas," she says some form of this to me every time we pass a store selling the stuff.
So I let her enjoy her yearly Christmas activities and try to help when I can, and hide when I don't feel like it. I'll always accompany her to the mall for the heavy lifting though, I find it necessary as part of my duties as the husband to lug around her shopping bags so she can maneuver the stores hands free. Each year I will jokingly ask her if she wants to sit on Santa's lap and tell him what a good girl she's been this year, and every time I say it she responds with the same thing.
"Oh, but that's not the real San'na."
The words dance off of her tongue and her eyes brighten with her smile as she tells me this. I laugh and shake my head, thinking nothing of the comment other than her playing along with my stupid comment and whisking away my attempt at being a little bit dirty.
But now, as I watch her climb off of his lap and drop down between his legs and look at me with a smirk before disappearing his jolly saint dick between her lips I know what she meant now. She knew the real Santa Claus and she wasn't going to sit on any old man's lap just because he was wearing a red velvet jumpsuit. Her dirty words were only going to be whispered into the ear of one gift bearing fat man and they were going to play out her whole fantasy together.
The closer it gets to Christmas I sense a nervous charge in her. The first few Christmases I wasn't sure what it was, but ever since that first time seeing them together a few years ago I've noticed it more and more. It wasn't until last year that I realized she's nesting for him. She's giddy with excitement and nervous anticipation whether he'll like what she's done. The entire Christmas obsession is to make him happy.
I never took my wife for a submissive woman. She's nothing like the trad-wife that makes her husband's lunch and has dinner ready when he gets home while asking how his day was. She has her career and I have mine and we mingle our family responsibilities with the kids and household. We're happy together that way, but whenever the Christmas season kicks up she turns into a 1950s housewife and she's doing it all for Santa Claus. If she didn't spurn the idea of the mall Santa I would have just guessed it was her having a thing for guys in uniform. I don't get it.
As I sit here watching her eagerly bob her head up and down on Santa's cock I can't understand what the obsession is. He's got his pants around his ankles and his large belly still encased in his red velvet coat. His cock is meaty and thick but not overly long, just enough length in it that she's having trouble taking it all the way to the base and with enough girth that it's filling her mouth. I have a perfect view as they sit at an angle and Santa's knees are dropped wide.
The biggest shock of the entire scene, of each time they've gotten together on Christmas Eve actually, is Santa's lewdness. His voice is deep and echoes as he tells my wife that she's got such incredible suction on those wonderful dick sucking lips. This usually spurns her to bob her head up and down faster and Santa throws his head back and moans.
"Oh, mmmm, oh god. Ho, ho ho."
He will usually continue, taking her hair up in his hands and holding it in a ponytail on the top of her head.
"There you go, princess. Suck Jolly ole Saint Nick's dick. You want to taste his cream filling? It's sweet like sugar and goes down easily. Show daddy Santa how bad you want to get off the naughty list. If not you'll get a buttplug made out of coal to wear all year."
Throughout the years of my wife fucking Santa on Christmas Eve I've witness them do many things together. She always sucks his dick and they always fuck, usually her riding him on the couch. One year, the second year after I discovered this, she met him completely naked by the fireplace. She told me to sit in the chair, as I do every year now, and not say a thing. She stripped her clothes off and folded them neatly on the table and sat frog-legged by the fireplace.
He came around the same time at night every year, about a quarter until 1am. She set up ten minutes early and we waited in the silence of the night. There was a Christmas night light candle and the tree lights were on that illuminated the living room to where it was easy to see most of what was going on in the room. As she heard the hooves on the roof my wife got excited and shivered. I stared at the roof as the footsteps walked across it to the chimney and then back to my wife. Her backside started wagging as if she were an excited puppy and she jutted her tongue out panting in the same manner.