As an adult I'd always wanted to suckle from a pregnant woman. The thought of licking my tongue across a swollen breast, catching a dribble of milk – and then slowly working the tip of my tongue around a hard nipple before sucking it between pursed lips always spun my imagination into overdrive.
I'd been cycling along the top road of a small country town in rural New Zealand. I was on the back road between Gore and Balfour and had been cycling for about half an hour. Watching the dark clouds ahead of me I knew that I was probably going to get drenched on the bike, but as it was still about 50km to my ultimate destination in Lumsden there was little that could be done.
Once the rain started it got heavier and heavier – a prolonged cloudburst that made it difficult to see and completely saturated me. I kept grinding along and a few minutes later was astounded to see a heavily pregnant woman trying to get some sheep off the road and back into the nearby paddock of a farm.
She was as wet as I was, nearly hoarse from yelling and clearly was in no condition to be running around like she was. She too must have been caught at short notice – her attire consisted only of a light shirt and track pants, both of which were absolutely soaked with the increasingly cold rain. As I rode up to her my eyes couldn't resist noting that her cold nipples were pressing hard against her shirt putting on a show that no man could resist.
She managed a smile as she realised that I would help, and I quickly rode 20 metres up the road, turned around and managed to get the 15 old ewes heading back towards her and the gate. As expected, the small mob resisted attempts to move them back through, but with her blocking any escape and me putting pressure on from the rear, the first old ewe went through the gate and then the others followed quickly.
I cycled up to the gate and closed it, and when I turned she was standing next to me absolutely soaked to the skin. She was shivering badly from the wet and cold and only then I realised that we were both in trouble if we didn't get some warmth and dry clothes soon. The farm house was only a few hundred metres away so without saying a word I put her arm around my shoulders to support her, and slowly walked her back inside where hopefully it was warm.