"Ow!" I mumbled aloud. My lips stung like I was biting into a cactus plant!
I had been craving this very moment for nearly one-hundred hours. One-hundred hours! Four days without tasting my beautiful wife's succulent vagina. Four full, long days of anticipation since I buried my face between her sexy legs and explored the depths of her womanhood with my eager tongue.
Four days and nights, my longest period of abstinence in all our years of marriage, and maybe even longer, if one really gets down to it, which coincidentally was my express intention.
So much anticipation, such high expectations, and a surprising turn of events!
"What was that all about?" my wife asked, feigning innocence as she looked down at me from her perch atop my face.
"Nothing," I mumbled, my mouth full of her prickly flesh as I gripped her thighs and pulled her closer.
She shifted her weight slightly and I moaned again, and not from the pleasure my tongue was enjoying. It felt like my face was being scraped with a wire brush!
"Now what?" she asked, her impish grin betraying her intentions.
"Did you lose your razor?" I blurted out, turning my face away from her triangle of pubic stubble.
Actually, the pubic stubble surrounding my precious sexual nymph's vagina was more of a trapezoid than a triangle, as geometric shapes go, but I suppose that is immaterial at this point in my story.
I knew she had not, in fact, lost her razor, as her legs were as smooth as a newborn baby's.
"Sorry," I apologized for my bluntness, "I didn't mean that the way it sounded."
"I thought you liked eating fur burgers," she said coquettishly, holding my head with her hands and attempting to direct my face back to where she most needed my attention.
"You made me write that story," I said defensively.
She was referring to a story I submitted to Literotica about a teenager getting his first exciting taste of the opposite gender in the back seat of a station wagon, a totally fictitious account, written at her request, called, "Summer Sexploits." In the story, which I wrote as a first-person narrative, I used vernacular language to express the innocence of the young man's initial foray into my favorite activity.
My delicious wife and I have enjoyed that activity since our dating days in high school, well before she started shaving her pubic hair, and I loved it as much then as I do to this day. But neither of us ever referred to it as eating a fur burger.
Of course, her smooth, clean-shaved vulva is like a magnet to my face, but I guess it is fair to say I missed the taste and texture of her high school features sometimes, at least subconsciously.
As she straddled my face with four days' growth of pubic hair, her behavior confirmed the suspicions which arose, among other things, when she asked me some weeks earlier to write about a secret fantasy. She wanted to get even further inside of my head than she had already ventured, and took my story as a hint to regrow her pubic hair.
Not that I was complaining, mind you; even barbed wire could not keep my tongue out of its favorite place! But it would be several more days until the new hairs were soft enough for our utmost mutual pleasure.
In the weeks that followed, I savored every opportunity to go down on my succulent wife's furry prize, making and eating creampies daily, and filling my lungs to capacity with her captivating new scent. After so many years of marriage, I actually felt like I was in high school again!
Then one night, as I was snuggling up to the object of my infatuation, she posed a question which eventually led to the challenge she had apparently been planning all the while.
"Who do you think about?" she asked.
"Hmmm?" I asked, my tongue already delving into her exquisite vaginal orifice.
"You know," she continued, beginning to breathe heavily as I worked my magic, "who do you think about when you are going down on me?"
I continued licking and sucking her for a few moments, wagging the soft underside of my tongue across her clitoris and occasionally pulling her pubic hair gently with my teeth.
She started to ask me again, "Who do you think about..."
The sudden moans and bucking of her hips told me she was very near orgasm, somehow turned on to think I was fantasizing about another woman, which I was not.
I quickened my pace, and she held my head with both hands as she clamped her firm thighs around my neck and totally surrendered to her lustful thoughts and desires.
Have I mentioned how much I love transferring my own orgasmic pleasure to the woman I love?
When her breathing returned to normal, she pulled my face up to hers for a passionate kiss, which we often share in these circumstances, then asked me once more, "Who were you thinking about?"
I turned the table and asked the same question of her.
"It's just that I know I taste different now," she finally said, not answering my question any more than I had answered hers.
"And you really seem to like it," she continued after a moment.
There was no point in denying it, so I said nothing. As much as I had always loved her taste, smell, and texture, whether shaved or not, this was a change, and it was exciting!
Then she totally went off the deep end, asking, "Do you think about Wanda?"
Wanda is the name of the fictitious teenager in my "Summer Sexploits" story.
"Wanda is not real," I reminded her.
"Well then, what about Liz and Katie?" she asked, referring to her two best friends, a lesbian couple with whom we have shared many intimate experiences. "They're real."
It was a set-up, and she had me. Ever since she asked me to help Liz and Katie fulfill their desire to eat creampies out of each other, I have to admit their private delights were never far from my wandering thoughts.
Again I remained silent, long enough to confirm my wife's suspicions.