You'd never know it if you were to meet her or see her on the street. But the truth of the matter is, my wife has a cum fetish. I guess everyone has perhaps some sort of fetish. Some are pretty kinky, some are pretty tame, borderline fetish even. But this one...well, I'd have to say it ranks on the higher end of kinky fetishes. And it isn't just the fact Denise loves cum, a lot of women do. But she loves wearing it...in public preferably, and as fresh as possible.
I met Denise at a singles party two years ago. We'd both just gone through a divorce, and though I really wasn't in the mood for any long-term relationships, it had been a while since I'd even had sex with a woman. It was then my best friend Larry told me about this singles club he'd been going to. Most of the women there were simply looking for a good time with no long-term commitments. It sounded like the perfect needed solution. Though that first night when I spotted Denise, Larry warned me away from her, saying that several of the men who'd actually taken her out had found her to be a little too kinky for their tastes. Like I said, to look at her you'd never know. She was average, without looking average. Not drop dead gorgeous, but damn cute. Maybe five foot five, or five foot six perhaps, full breasts, but again neither large nor small. Shoulder length dishwater blonde hair with full lips and a slightly crooked nose that was still as cute as a button. I took an immediate liking to her regardless of anything I'd heard or been told.
"Suit yourself buddy," Larry told me. "But don't say I didn't warn ya!"
She was standing at the bar...alone, watching several of the other couples dancing or milling about in conversation when I approached. As the drinks were part of the admission price, I couldn't very well offer to buy her one. It made the task of meeting someone a bit awkward, but it also made it easier on the other hand as everyone there was in the same position I was.
"Hi...my name's Steven," I told her. "Saw you standing here and thought I'd introduce myself."
I smiled inwardly. "That wasn't so hard," I mused. "Straight forward and to the point."
Denise smiled, but turned back towards the bar setting her empty glass down on the counter.
"Another?"
The bartender took her glass. Now it was awkward. I considered leaving, but waited as the barkeep placed a fresh drink in front of her. She turned towards me.
"You're either new here...or no one's bothered to warn you off me."
"Both, well sorta," I stammered. "I mean this is my first time at the club, but yes...a few of the people here have told me that you have a particular fetish that some find a bit out there." I told her honestly. She smiled.
"But obviously they haven't told you what it is exactly."
"Well...no, they haven't." Even Larry told me that it was something I'd have to find out for myself if I persisted on meeting her. Intrigued, and loving an adventure, which I was certainly in the mood for by this time, I had thrown caution to the wind.
Once again she smiled, sipped her drink, then sat it back down on the bar and looked directly into my eyes. "I have a cum fetish," she explained.
"That much I heard," I informed her. "But I think a lot of women like cum, perhaps more than most might think. Hell...even I..." Denise cut me off from continuing.
"Oh it's not just about tasting it, or even playing in it, though I enjoy doing that too. What I like...is wearing it."
"Wear...wearing it? You mean like enjoying a facial?" That made her laugh.
"That too...but take it another step further than that," she told me candidly. I had no clue.
"Not sure what you mean by that."
"Ok, picture this, one of my ultimate fantasies. Three, four, maybe even five guys cum all over me..."
"Ok...so that's sorta kinky, but once again, I know several women..."
"And I walk naked down the street covered in their cum."
Ok, that shut me up. "Seriously?"
"Seriously! Understand what I mean now when I say wearing it?"
I did.
"I like the feel of it on my skin, especially when it's nice and fresh. I like the smell of it, I like the naughtiness of knowing its there. But what I really enjoy is the shocked look and bewildered expression on people's faces when they realize what it is."
Suddenly the movie "What about Mary" popped into my mind.
"So you're telling me you'd walk around with a big wad of spunk matting your hair? Something like that?"
Once again she laughed. "Nearly everyone I meet mentions that particular movie."
Without saying it, she knew damn well I was thinking about it. I grinned...foolishly. "It was pretty funny."
"Yes, it was. But I don't do it to be funny. I do it because I like it, because it turns me on, and because its harmless, doesn't hurt anyone, and it's a perfectly normal bodily function."
"Yeah, except I don't think it's meant to be worn...externally I mean, well...not out in public perhaps anyway."
She didn't respond to that. "So you don't have any kinks...quirks or fetishes?"
"No...not really I guess. Pretty straight stuff for me."
"Yes you do."
"Excuse me?"
"Everyone does, though most won't admit it, even to themselves. Sure...some are pretty lame, timid, even mild in comparison to some others. But everyone has a fetish or two, even if they don't realize it."
I thought about that finally ordering a drink. "Scotch on the rocks." I turned once again to face her, she hadn't taken her eyes off me since I'd looked at her last. "No...can't think of any, really."
"You like scotch?"
I picked up my drink, took a sip from it and sat it down again. "Guess you could say that, yes."
"Ever drink it any other way? I mean...scotch and water, scotch and soda?"
"No."
"Well, there you have it. You have a scotch fetish, you prefer it only one way."
"That doesn't count."
"Sure it does!"
"I meant sexual fetishes!"
That made her laugh again. "Oh, I see...well ok. Let me see if I can figure out your sexual fetish then," she told me.