Cuck Coupling
We were playing cards with Ava and Paul and the conversation had taken an odd turn.
Paul and I worked together at the firehouse and we were finally getting together as couples for some much needed recreation. I learned that Paul's description of his wife as a babe was a huge understatement. Of course, I would never cheat and I knew Paul wouldn't either.
The platinum blonde haired Ava was confused, "So it is or isn't something we all could do?"
My petite wife Alina tried to answer while being modest and recognizing tactfully that Ava had no clue what she was even asking, "Uh, it's really more of a three person activity."
Ava wasn't satisfied, "That's stupid. If we went bowling you wouldn't just say that it had to be three people. Tennis can be done with four, Gin Rummy is done with four, what makes cuckold a game for three?"
I tried to help, "It's not a game. It's a...relationship."
Paul didn't help, "Oh, I think it's all about games and game playing. But, no, we can't play that game." He was adamant.
Ava looked around the table. We were all shaking our heads. I agreed with Paul, "Nope, we can't play it. Definitely a three person game."
Ava was getting annoyed, "But why? What are the rules?"
Alina touched her new friend's arm to calm her, "Um, the trio makes their own rules." She giggled nervously: to be talking about cuckolding with a couple she'd just met, "Uh, two of them anyway. Depending on what, uh, activities, exactly, they wanted." She turned my way, "Help me out Hauser."
I tried, "I think you were right the second time, darling. It's the two, uh, main players, who make the rules. The third, the second guy, he has to follow the rules."
Ava slammed her drink on the table just a little too hard, "Aha! Now we're getting somewhere. So the way you're describing it there's two main players - one of them is a guy. And there's a third player who's also a guy. Is the other player a guy or a girl?"
Paul chimed in, "The other player is always female. The main players are a couple, no, the first couple is divided and there's a new couple. Then the second person in the first couple becomes the, uh, inferior player."
Ava started to cop an attitude, "There! You see it. He just described TWO couples. We COULD play the game. I'd bet anything we could."
"Sure," I added sarcastically, "You'd be one of the rule makers. If you had to be the cuck you might not be so willing to play. You wouldn't want to anyway."
The blonde Ava was getting mad over a silly misunderstanding of words. Someone was going to have to tell her more bluntly and that someone should be her own husband Paul. I nudged him to do just that. "Yea, Babe." He said, "You don't wanna play." He hadn't clarified anything.
"Don't go telling me what I want and don't want. I'll tell you what I want - I want to play cuckold and two misogynist men aren't gonna stop me!" She glared at Alina, "Are they?"
If Paul wasn't going to set her straight maybe my sensible brown-haired beauty would. I eyed my wife, urging her to do it. But she didn't get it either. Instead she turned on me, "I'm starting to see Ava's point. Not that we could play. But, if the rules were modified just a little it could work for some couples out there."
"No, it couldn't!" I blurted out. "Three people...three willing people...well two anyway, of the willing ones, ugh, no, forget it!"
Alina went on, "Just to see what would happen, with nothing ACTUALLY happening, we could rewrite the rules as a group. Talk about what they would have to be to make it a two couple game."
Paul spoke up next, "You girls are nuts. Feminine logic!"
His comment made Alina tense up in exasperation.
Then Ava was next to add to the premise, "Actually, according to the rules you've told me so far, Alina and I should be the ones to rewrite the rules." She sounded pretty authoritative for someone who didn't know what the hell she was talking about.
Alina took the bait, "Theoretically, there would be two teams. Paul and I would be one team while Hauser and Ava would be the other team. Then, Paul would be the cuck to Ava and and Hauser, while Hauser would be the cuck to me and Paul."
"Yea!" Ava exclaimed. "I call captain." I caught Paul's eye to let him know this was becoming a problem.
"Oh, you'd be captain alright. It's just too bad we're not playing." I said.
"Well, you don't have a choice." Continued Alina, "And I'm captain of my team so you better get on board before you have zero control."
"But darling. This is wrong. You can't be serious."
"Why not? Paul is cute. And we're just making rules. Not actually playing the game." She was right and I trusted her. Nothing could make her unfaithful.
"You think I'm cute." He grinned devilishly. "It's a good thing Ava's not attracted to you, Hauser."
But Ava leaned up against me in mock defiance, "He's adorable. I'd partner with him any day." The other three of us couldn't help but laugh. Me more than Paul.
I turned to my wife, "Alina, how could a person be both a cuck, and co-captain? Can't be."
"Exactly," she shot back. "you would be my cuck but Ava's co-captain. While Paul would be Ava's cuck but my co-captain."
"I don't think that's gonna work." Interjected Paul, starting to look as worried as I felt.
"Paul, Honey," It was strange to hear my own wife call another man 'honey.' Though I could tell it was just innocent flirting. Come over here and snuggle with me please." She smiled sweetly at him. "And you!" She pointed her finger at me dominantly, "You rub my feet!"
I had to prove my point and this was how I was gonna do it. I Dropped to the floor and rubbed my darling's feet. "See? Ava is left out. It's a three person game."
"That's just round one," said Ava, getting into the swing of things without fully understanding where this threatened to lead - at least until common sense would prevail. She cozied up behind me. "Now I'll snuggle with you while you rub her feet... and, Paul, you rub my feet!"
He shifted so he could reach Ava's cute feet and still be close to Alina - MY wife! "This is awkward." He told us.
"Awkward for you." Ava beamed from ear to ear. Us ladies are getting our feet rubbed by two cute firemen.
She leaned into Alina conspiratorily, "What's the object of the game?"
Alina smirked, "To have fun." She snapped at me with mock tyranny, "Hauser! Do my calves too!"